Blowhole

Ok so I was reading over the profile I posted when I first came on here and I sounded like a Mary-Sue. So I decided to update it now since I grew up a little bit!! XD

Name: Lexii

Gender: female

Age: 23 (irl I'm 14)

Birthday: April 23rd

Description: a pure white ring-tailed lemur with gray paws and nose. Straight bangs that go across the left side of my face and cover half of my eye, baby blue streak down the middle, never cut evenly at the end. Blue eyes (same color as the streak in my hair) with long eyelashes. Big-ish ears. A long tail with about 7 light grey stripes. Fluffy, feminine figured...

Author's Note: Just thought about another chapter for my fanfic, "The Thing" but then thought about Damion, and I begged to ask, "What if he wasn't evil? What if he was jolly good, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes?" Indeed I brewed up this lovely idea, and I hope you enjoy a humorous one-shot of Damion as a good guy. XD

"Well, shouldn't intrude on him..." said Private fearfully, he heard maniac laughing inside the small laboratory, flashing lights buzzing in one of the windows, he knew that this was the dreary place of Dr. Damion, the same guy that had killed and enslaved many, but he had an objective much...

It was another typical day at the secret lair in Coney Island, home of the evil Dr Blowhole. Blowhole was sitting in his big chair writing about what to do with the penguins next.

"Hey Doc" said one of his lobsters. "You've been working too hard, why don't you take a rest" "No I can't, red one" said Blowhole. "I have to write up these plans so I can do my next attack on the pain-gyoo-wins. I'm thinking of a suprise attack of some sort"

That's when I came in. I was wearing my dragon gear, crept up behind Blowhole and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned his chair around. "What is it..." he started....

   When Julien and Lexii woke up, they found themselves huddled up with their arms and tails wrapped tightly around each other. Their noses were touching and their feet were intertwined. They both smiled awkwardly at each other then quickly broke apart. 
   Lexii stood up and looked around. It was dark in the freezer which meant it was night. They had been in there almost a whole day and no one had found them yet. 
   Beginning to lose hope, the two shivering lemurs huddles close and tried to go back to sleep. Even after sleeping the entire day, they were both oddly exhausted. Lexii knew...

     "Lexii!" a voice whispered from somewhere above her. She puffed up her tail and curled up tighter, being slowly pulled back into sleep. "Lexii!!" the voice whispered again.  She groaned and turned over on her back, half opening her eyes. 
   "What the-?!?" she panicked opening her eyes wide. Above her, two yellow-orange eyes peered down at her. They narrowed as a toothy grin sliced through the darkness. 
   Narrowing her own eyes she curled her fist and took a swing at the thing. She didn't make full contact but managed to knock it over as she pounced to her feet. 
   The thing...

Mechanical-Mayhem
MS stood motionless on the skateboard as Bandit tried to push it up a little hill, but it was proving very difficult even for her. “I don’t suppose you could step off for a second could you?” She questioned, as the hill began to get steeper. Mech-Skipper jumped off and was once again motionless and simply stood there as Bandit passed him with the skateboard. She pushed it to the top of the hill then called back down to him. “You can get back on the skateboard now!” She yelled, holding it steady. MS held his flippers out in front of him, making his way towards her...

my birthday turned out pretty well. it turns out my adopted parent know where i am. they sent me a picture of their new daughter, and a goldn locket.
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i hung out with macie all day, because she was only here for the week. skipper excused me of my dueties for the week. me and macie enjoyed the cold air as we watched the guys train. "how's canada?" i asked. macie nodded. she signed a few sentances, 'how's the waether been here? it's geting terribly cold this inter up by niagra,' "been like this for a coupl months. how's jade and jemni?" macie shrugged. i took out my locket and...

I awoke to the truck doors opening. They unloaded me and two other kids. I had slept through the whole trip, apparently. We were in front of a large grey building. I don't know why, but I had the nerve to talk to these kids, though I knew they just got over being ripped from their families, too. "h-hi..." was all I managed to say. One of them turned his head, the other just closed her eyes. I wanted to fall down and cry. Not just ecause of me, also for these two. The Gestapo pushed us through the front ddoors. The interior was bleak and drab. We were pushed down a long hallway, and finally,...

Chapter one: amber's POV
I took countless precautions, I nearly got caught once. Many nights I have been doing this, rather than obey skipper's orders. But who CARES about TV shows? I mean, I'm not seven. I'm an adult! Zombies don't scare me. I leapt out of my bunk, carved in the wall, and just about slithered to the ladders. I climbed up, opened the hatch, and leaked out. Once I was at a sfe distance, I took out mynipAd, and touched the TV app. Instantly y show popped up: the walking dead. But I had misse most of t Already. And wiithing seven seconds, it flipped to commercial. "have you ever...

I had tears in my eyes. “Yamcha!” I screamed. I slung the bow over my shoulder and ran toward where the blood hurling scream came from. Fresh blood filled the air and I started to cry even more. “Yamcha!” I screamed again.

A weak voice called out my name. His voice for sure.

“My-My-Mya...” I heard him say. I looked down at his Gorey body, with his feathers nearly dyed red.

“Yamcha!” I screamed taking his flipper. A knife was wedged in his chest frame. His smile was fading.

“Who did this to you!” I asked.

“C-C-C-” He tried to answer.

“Caitlyn! Cayla? Who!” I retorted.

“Candy...”...

“Wait, so you’re actually, “interested” in learning about the history of Equestria?” Twilight’s eyes lit up.
“Yeah. why? Are you surprised?” asked Kowalski.
“Well, yes, I am, no one has ever wanted me to lecture them on anything, Rainbow Dash calls me an egghead for it, but you’re the first pony, or um…Penguin, who has ever asked me about my studies!” responded Twilight as she smiled with great happiness while standing over Kowalski.
“Really? That’s weird, you seem like a really interesting pony to Me.” said Kowalski as he glared at her. Twilight blushed a bit,...

Date: February 20 2012 Apocalypse: Day 1 Time: 10:38 pm
Victoria waddled towards one of the badgers. She was crying. “Kowalski! We have a survivor!” yelled Victoria from a distance. “Don’t worry miss, we’re gonna get you some help so don’t worry.” Said Victoria as she turned her around. But the Badger was infected as well and she pounced on Victoria trying to bite her. “Kowalski! Get this thing off of me before I kick her ass!” shouted Victoria. Kowalski arrived and shot at the badger at least five times. All the gun shot’s did was upset the zombie and make it attack him...

A/N: Yes, this is just the prologue, but chapter 1 is coming soon. And if you wanna be in it, just let me know in a comment. Well, hope you like it! :D :A/N
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"Aw, yeah! Now THIS is the life!", Dylan thought. "Moving next to that rich guy was the smatest thing I've ever done!" Going through his trash, he found quite a buffet. "Caviar, filet mingion, steamed lobster. This guy eats well!" Filling up his garbage-can-lid plate, he plopped down on a trash-bag chair, only to feel a sharp pain. "Ouch! I must have sat on a broken wine bottle or something." But...

chapter 2: where the heck are we?




it was about 3:00 in the morning when the girls finally awoke "ah what happened? Rica stated
"apperantly we got shot with tranquilizer darts and the humans found and captured us" kowalska replied answering Rica question. " never asked you jean" Rica smartly replied back and using the nickname that the female lutenent most hated to boot. "don't call me that you know i hate that nickname!" kowalska yelled. WELL I'M SORRY BUT THATS YOUR FREACKING NAME ISN'T IT OR HOW ABOUT I CALL YOU A MOTHER HEN CAUSE THATS EXCATLY WHAT YOU ARE!" Rica screamed. Rica and kowalska...

News of the failure at Maltongrad hit Dr. Damion in a matter of hours. He sat in his chair, hiding his rage behind that wide, enigmatic smile, he then realized someone had to be punished, not just Darena, but also Daniel and Rico as well, and if so, maybe Johnston. "I need my assistants Daniel and Johnston here, as well as the prisoner," said Dr. Damion into his intercom calmly. Not too long after Daniel entered the room, waiting for Dr. Damion to respond. "Yes sir? Asked me to be here in your presence?" asked Daniel. "Indeed I have Daniel, where is Johnston and Darena? Don't tell me he took...

"I got your fillets sir!!" said Icicle excitably. "Not right now child, be off with you," said Dr. Damion sternly. "Why is that?" asked Icicle. "I am busy adding revisions and editing to my original blueprints, it has to be a flawless device," said Dr. Damion. "Your flying saucer? Why a saucer? That's so old school when it comes to technology," said Icicle, eating one of the fillets. "Alright then little blue, lets see YOU build this and be better than mine!!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Okay okay!! I was just joking, sheesh," said Icicle, carting off the trolley of fillets. "General!!" yelled Dr....

"Well as all have said before, no refunds, no exchanges, no copies, only guaranteed success," said Telow, leading his troops out to a simulated battlefield. "What do you mean sir?" asked Lilly. "I think he's trying to say Dr. Damion's troops are coming to Maltongrad," said Kowalski. "Wait, Maltongrad? Where is that?" asked Private. "I assume its a city in the Motherland," said Skipper. "Indeed she is, Maltongrad is our second largest city, if she goes under Damion's influence, there goes Moscow as well, as would the Eurussian Union," said Telow. "Do you think it's too big to control at times?"...

"Ah, that was a good breakfast" Hunter said while rubbing her stomach. She was walking in a thin ally way, she hoped up on a short wall and sat down. Looking to her left she could see the Statue of Liberty, standing tall. Hunter looked out ,past the green lady, to the vast ocean that met with the blue sky. "There's something out there and I'm gonna find out what it is" she stated to herself.
"Pretty isn't it?" a deep voice said behind her.
"WHAT,GAH!? yelled as she fell off the wall and onto her neck.
"Haha, your a clumsy one aren't you?" The voice said.
Hunter growled as she looked up a grey...

The light beamed into the room and into Hunter's eyes. She woke up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes and grabbed her goggles that lay next to her. She clenched them in her fist not bothering to put them on, walking into the next room. She found on a cracked plate, on top of a fallen beam. Her family gathered around it with the few scraps on food on the plate, Cinder gestured Hunter over. She shook her head.
"I promised the guys I would have breakfast with them." she said in a tired voice.
"oh OK, bout don't stay out too long." Cinder told her daughter.
She left the abandond building and...

Anorexia
[ ] You hate your body.
[x] You have starved yourself. <almost everyday>
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You need to be skinnier. <im already skinny>
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[x] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day.
[x] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention...