Prologue: The beginning Rift's father: He's so cute honey, I knew he would what should we name him? Rift's mother: How about Rift. Rift's father: Rift? Rift's mother: Rift, for that scar going down his eye. Rift's father: That's just perfect, our little Rift. Nurse: Ahh I see he's awake. Rift: Daddy. Rift's father: *gasp* Honey he said his first word *5 years later* Rift: Hey dad where are we goin'? Dad: We are going to see a play at your school. Rift: Awwwww, how'd you find out? Mom: We saw the flyer you tried to throw away mister. Rift: Shoot. *at Rifts school* Teacher: Ok class we have a new student today...
Behold, a James Bond parody featuring Fluttershy. Our story starts in the Atlantic Ocean
Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something. Captain: What? Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge. Captain: What the fuck are you looking at that for? Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.
And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.
Captain: How is this happening?! Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!! mexican: *drive barge near sub* Captain: Of course. Mexicans!! Mexicans: *go past submarine*