Fred and George Weasley

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Mrs. Weasley: "Fred, you next."

Fred: I'm not Fred, I'm George, honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell
I'm George?"

Mrs. Weasley: "Sorry, George, dear."

Fred: "Only joking, I am Fred." SS Ch. 6 pg. 92


One twin: "Blimey. Are you ----?"

Other twin: "He is. Aren't you?"

Harry: "What?"

Both twins: "Harry Potter?"

Harry: "Oh, him, I mean, yes, I am." SS Ch. 6 pg. 95

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The following is a list of some of their greatest moments. Most of these are from the books. However, these first two are from the DH1movie. Enjoy!

Moody: Fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.
One twin: How do you know what that tastes like? *sees Moody's glare* Just trying to ease the tension.

Both: *after transformation* Wow. We're identical.

Ok. Here we go with quotes from the books. Don't forget to comment. Also, add any I may have missed.

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Warning: This is hilarious, and a bit gross. Enjoy!
"Wren!" Two voices boomed from behind me, causing me bite my tongue. "We brought you something!"
"Do I even want to know what it is?" I groaned and turned to Fred and George.
"Can-deeee!" Fred hummed loudly, dancing around George, who held a small paper-bound package.
"I don't know, I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers." I shrugged and turned back to my homework.
"Ah, come on! We aren't that strange!" George rolled his eyes and waved the tiny parcell in front of my face.

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