Mrs. Weasley: "Fred, you next."

Fred: I'm not Fred, I'm George, honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell
I'm George?"

Mrs. Weasley: "Sorry, George, dear."

Fred: "Only joking, I am Fred." SS Ch. 6 pg. 92


One twin: "Blimey. Are you ----?"

Other twin: "He is. Aren't you?"

Harry: "What?"

Both twins: "Harry Potter?"

Harry: "Oh, him, I mean, yes, I am." SS Ch. 6 pg. 95


Mrs. Weasley: "Ron, you've got something on your nose."

Ron: "Mum ---- geroff."

Both twins: "Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink up his nosie?"

Ron: "Shut up." SS Ch. 6 pg. 95


Percy: "Can't stay long, Mother, I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves."

One twin: "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? *with an air of great surprise* You should have said something, we had no idea."

The following is a list of some of their greatest moments. Most of these are from the books. However, these first two are from the DH1movie. Enjoy!

Moody: Fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.
One twin: How do you know what that tastes like? *sees Moody's glare* Just trying to ease the tension.

Both: *after transformation* Wow. We're identical.

Ok. Here we go with quotes from the books. Don't forget to comment. Also, add any I may have missed.

"Fred, you next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?"
"Sorry, George, dear."
"Only joking, I am Fred," said the boy, and off he went.

"Blimey," said the other twin. "Are you--?"
"He is," said the first twin. "Aren't you?" he added to Harry.
"What?" said Harry.
"Harry Potter," chorused the twins.

"Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink on his nosie?" said one of the twins.

Warning: This is hilarious, and a bit gross. Enjoy!
"Wren!" Two voices boomed from behind me, causing me bite my tongue. "We brought you something!"
"Do I even want to know what it is?" I groaned and turned to Fred and George.
"Can-deeee!" Fred hummed loudly, dancing around George, who held a small paper-bound package.
"I don't know, I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers." I shrugged and turned back to my homework.
"Ah, come on! We aren't that strange!" George rolled his eyes and waved the tiny parcell in front of my face.
"You really expect me to just take some sort of 'candy' from you, and not even be a little timorous?" I snapped as I wave him away.
"Stop using big words and just eat it already!" The twins shouted in unison as George threw down the wrapped object and Fred threw his hands up in frustration.
"If it'll make you two leave me alone." I said, angrily snatching up and unwrapping what appeared to be an orange piece of taffy. The two sat across from me as I chewed it reluctantly.