I hate Severus Snape
Join the club – we’ve got jackets and everything
I really wish Hermione hadn’t gotten you addicted to Shrek 2
What’s up with Shrek 2; it’s an awesome movie
Yeah.. It’s an awesome movie that’s incredibly prejudiced against witches
Good point – I’m not a witch though
Neither am I, but I still think it’s highly prejudiced
Can we talk about something else, I don’t even know what prejudiced means
It means bias
I don’t know what bias means either
Go look it up in Hermione’s dictionary
Hermione isn’t here
I’m not an idiot, I know she’s not here, ask her when we’re in the common room
Why bother, she’ll be too immersed in homework to hear anything – hell, if I stripped and jiggled my whatsit in front of her, she’d just keep writing
You’re a sick man, Fred
Yeah, well, it’s fun being sick
I pray to god every night that you’re adopted and have been transfigured to the Proteus Charm
That’s just mean
Yeah, well, it’s fun being mean
That is my line! *storms out*
You are a sad strange little man – and you have my pity
My pity, it should be the other way round!
I’m uninterested with this argument
OH YEAH! That’s right! You run away!
You know what?
We should have another bet
That we should
It’s your go
OK... I bet I can’t swallow an entire jug of OJ and not choke – I win, I get to tar and feather you
“Weasleys! Detention!” called Snape from his desk.