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Fred and George Weasley
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Fred and George Weasley's Notes: Potions
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I hate Severus Snape
Join the club – we’ve got jackets and everything I really wish Hermione hadn’t gotten you addicted to Shrek 2 What’s up with Shrek 2; it’s an awesome movie Yeah.. It’s an awesome movie that’s incredibly prejudiced against witches Good point – I’m not a witch though Neither am I, but I still think it’s highly prejudiced Can we talk about something else, I don’t even know what prejudiced means It means bias I don’t know what bias means either Go look it up in Hermione’s dictionary Hermione isn’t here I’m not an idiot, I know she’s not here, ask her when we’re in the common room Why bother, she’ll be too immersed in homework to hear anything – hell, if I stripped and jiggled my whatsit in front of her, she’d just keep writing You’re a sick man, Fred Yeah, well, it’s fun being sick I pray to god every night that you’re adopted and have been transfigured to the Proteus Charm That’s just mean Yeah, well, it’s fun being mean That is my line! *storms out* You are a sad strange little man – and you have my pity My pity, it should be the other way round! Oh yeah? Yeah! Oh yeah? Yeah! OY? Y! OY? Y! I’m uninterested with this argument OH YEAH! That’s right! You run away! You know what? What? We should have another bet That we should It’s your go OK... I bet I can’t swallow an entire jug of OJ and not choke – I win, I get to tar and feather you Deal “Weasleys! Detention!” called Snape from his desk. |
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