Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler: Du-ude!
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude"?
Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

Rachel: The "I Hate Rachel Green Club"? Who was in this club?
Will: Me and Ross...
Ross: There's no need to point; she knows who Ross is.
Rachel: Ross! Who else?
Ross: Well, there was that exchange student from Thailand, but I don't think he really understand what it was.

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Monica gripped the steering wheel, trying to see the road in front of her. This wasn't the easiest task in the world. It had begun to snow an hour ago, and the solid sheet of white was blinding. Clenching her teeth, she ordered, "Chandler, honey, put the map down."
"The 'honey' doesn't fool me. You're pissed, aren't you?" Chandler quipped, recoiling slightly at his fiancé's anger. The road map crinkled in his hands, making more noise that she didn't need at the moment. He fiddled with it for several seconds before managing to fold it into its original size, if a bit out of order.

"Yes, I am, but I am determined not to let it get the best of me," Monica explained, as if addressing a child. "Because we're on an empty road, and it would be too easy to kill you without witnesses."

"Yup, definitely pissed," Chandler muttered to himself. Putting on a fearless face, he reminded her, "In, uh, my defense, you're the one driving."

This all takes place in 1999

MC=Michael Curtis
ATH=Across the Hall



***Behind The Scenes***

ATH: What is the best practical joke ever played during a filming or rehearsal?

MC: Well, my particular favorite was when Marta, David, and Kevin were going to miss the beginning of a show (because they'd been away on a business trip), and we were left "in charge" for the first couple hours. We planned to have a couple Warner Bros. fire trucks parked outside the stage, with their lights flashing... sort of like, "the kids have burned down the house while we were gone." But because the trucks were blocking the street, their limo had to park a ways away, and they had to walk to the stage. They didn't think it was funny.

ATH: Is the hall and the two apartments one set or divided up sets?

MC: One continuous set.

ATH: How many hours of filming was there in the opening credits? How long did the cast know each other before filming it? Was special water used? Who came up with the fountain idea? What exactly were the cast listening to when they were dancing near it--was...