Friends The "what's the next line"-game

chainsaw_teddy posted on Apr 16, 2011 at 07:35PM
Just what it says on the tin ;) I dont think that this game's already been done here, but if I'm wrong, please tell me so.

Anyway, here are the rules:

One person writes a quote by one of our 'friends', and the next person writes what another 'friend' answered.

For example, if I write:
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went went wrong in our relationship! She goes on for five pages about how I was "unfaithful" to her! WE WERE ON A BREAK!

then the next person would write:

Chandler: Oh my god! If you say that one more time, I'M going to break up with you.

The person who answered will then continue with a new quote.

Got it? :) I'll start:

Ross: The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed!

what's the next line?

Just what it says on the tin ;) I dont think that this game's already been done here, but if I'm wron
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over a year ago Mel_52 said…
Sounds fun! :D
I believe it is
Chandler: "And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave."


Joey: "I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed."
over a year ago chainsaw_teddy said…
Chandler: "You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!"


Joey: "Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?"
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over a year ago leytonfaan_18 said…
Ross: Yes, yes it is. In prison!


Ross: Monica is right. Marriage is a very serious thing, you shouldn't just rush into it.
over a year ago chainsaw_teddy said…
Rachel: Oh please what do you know? you married a lesbian!


Joey: Yeah, I mean it’s never taken me a week to get over a relationship.
over a year ago djudja25 said…
Monica - It's never taken you more then a shower to get over a relationship.

Phoebe - Mike called we're going out again
over a year ago chainsaw_teddy said…
Ross: YAY! Quick thing, I went to talk to Mike.


Ross: Oh that's not cool
over a year ago djudja25 said…
Chandler: None of this is cool.

Rachel: Jack from downstairs?
over a year ago FriendsIsMyLife said…
No, Jack and the beanstalk.

Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal!
over a year ago djudja25 said…
Chandler: I knew it.


Chandler: "You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!"
over a year ago chainsaw_teddy said…
Joey: I was tired!


Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. What's the worst thing that could happen?
over a year ago Iheartdrwho said…
Chandler: I could die!
Monica: So what's Phoebe like?
over a year ago Papajimis said…
Phoebe: I'm kind, caring and sweet. What's Monica like?
Joey: My scone
Phoebe, Joey and Ross: MY scone
over a year ago chainsaw_teddy said…
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so NOT true...That is so NOT...that is so NOT...That...Oh shut up!
Chandler: Well, it's official there are no good movies.
Janice: Well, let's go to a bad one and make out.
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over a year ago chameron4ever said…
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, so that you can bunny bump against my back


Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine
over a year ago sapphireno99 said…
Chandler:(not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.


Chandler: Hey! Stop staring at my wife's legs! No no! Stop staring at your sister's legs!

over a year ago alkonyat said…
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just how did you get so tan?
Chandler: She went on one of those spray-on tan places.


Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
over a year ago sapphireno99 said…
RACHEL: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!

PHOEBE: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...


Chandler: Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. That is all.
over a year ago alkonyat said…
Ross: Yeah, right.
Chandler: You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting.


Ross: Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.
Rachel: What?!
Ross: I’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Rachel: I can too eat by myself!
Ross: When have you ever?
over a year ago sapphireno99 said…
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
Ross: Well, certain other people take 2 hours to eat a bowl of soup!


Monica: If someone wants to give us a present, we don’t want to deprive them of that joy.
over a year ago alkonyat said…
Rachel: Oh, you know what you should get them? One of those little, portable CD players.
Monica: I already have one.
Phoebe: Not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.
Rachel: Yeah, and by someone, she means Joey.


Rachel: Oh yeah, I'm jealous. "Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass". Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate.
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
over a year ago sapphireno99 said…
Rachel: That is totally different, for two reasons: One-- I didn't know that you knew that; and two-- I wasn't some creep staring at his ass. We had a, we had a deep, meaningful relationship.
Gavin: Huh? What was Tag's last name?
Rachel: It was...Oh, my God. He didn't... he didn't have a last name. It was just Tag. You know, like Cher know, Moses.


Phoebe: Yeah that’s right Chandler does still think I’m pregnant. He hasn’t asked me how I’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.

Rachel: Don’t worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, ‘cause I’m going to tell the father today.
over a year ago alkonyat said…
Phoebe: Ooh, is it someone in this building? Is it that tall guy from the first floor?
Rachel: Ew! No!
Phoebe: What?! I think he’s cute.
Rachel: Well then you have his baby.
Phoebe: Believe me I’m trying.


Phoebe: Why won’t you let me massage you?
Monica: Well it’s…I mean I’d just be self-conscious. You’re my friend; I’d be naked.
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked!
over a year ago sapphireno99 said…
big smile
Monica: That’s different, we were roommates! And when?!
Phoebe: I’m curious about the human body.


Joey: There’s this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, it’s complicated. She’s with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, y’know? ’Cause we’re really good friends.
over a year ago alkonyat said…
Ross: So, this guy, she used to go out with, is he a good guy?
Joey: He’s the best.
Ross: Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.


Ross: Joey where’s the pipe that was holding the door open?
Joey: I don’t know! Yeah, I do.
Ross: Joey!
over a year ago mistrz922 said…
Joey: What?! All right—Hey! Don’t look at me! You’re the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!
Ross: It’s called the Bapstein-King comet, okay? Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!
Joey: Oh no! No! No!

Joey: Where's my underwear?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You took his underwear?
over a year ago alkonyat said…
Chandler: He took my essence!
Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: It's a rented tux. Okay. I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.


Ross: There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.
Joey: Whoa!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Whoa what?
Joey: Ross has a boyfriend.
Ross: I do not have a boyfriend. There’s a guy in one of my classes who has a crush on me.
Rachel: Really?
over a year ago mistrz922 said…
Ross: Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe?
Rachel: Not right now.

Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler: Du-ude!
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
over a year ago sapphireno99 said…
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar…
Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.


Joey: How could you lose him?
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
over a year ago mistrz922 said…
Monica: Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
Rachel: I don't know. The left one.
Monica: Which ones?
Rachel: Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.

JOEY: Hey-hey, check out the hat!
CHANDLER: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can't have children!!
MONICA: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
RACHEL: Ross gave it to me.
ROSS: Yeah, I think she looks good.
RACHEL: Ohh, thank you.
over a year ago sapphireno99 said…
Chandler: Buy it for ya, or win it for ya?
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: And this time, they’ve ganged up to form one giant, super hat.


PHOEBE: Fun Bobby is so great.

MONICA: Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.

PHOEBE: Half full of looooovvvvve.
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over a year ago mistrz922 said…
MONICA: And for our two-week anniversary, he's gonna take me to his cousin's cabin for the weekend.
PHOEBE: Cabin of loooooovvvvve.

Joey: Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Monica: Why? Do you think he's still mad at us?
over a year ago alkonyat said…
Chandler: (To Joey) Well, he's probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Joey: What? Mine aren't tinted.


Monica: God! Look at all these tickets! It's so exciting! You know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade.
Chandler: Pie eating contest?
over a year ago sapphireno99 said…
big smile
Monica: Oh! You assume just because I was heavy that's the only way could win something?
Chandler: No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries.
Monica: That was a good day.


Chandler: Hey.
Monica: What’s the matter?
Chandler: Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!

over a year ago sheerina11 said…
Chandler: Hey.
Monica: What’s the matter?
Chandler: Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!
Phoebe:willy is still alive


Ross: [receiving his Christmas gift] You got me a cola drink.
Chandler: And a LEMON LIME.
Ross: You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
over a year ago alkonyat said…
Chandler: And last but not least.
Joey: They're ribbed for your pleasure.


Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Rachel: What?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Ross: Then you should have said something before I met her.
Rachel: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Ross: There was never a good time.
Rachel: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
over a year ago Papajimis said…
Ross: Not, not, not... Every night. And it's not like I didn't try Rachel, but things got in the way. You know, like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or, Italian guys.
Rachel: Hey, there was one Italian guy.


Chandler: Wow, that ripped. That ripped real nice. Haha.
Joey: How many times do I have to tell you? You turn and slide. You know? Turn and slide.
over a year ago katz4eva said…
Chandler: You don’t turn and slide, you throw it out! I’m tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!
Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
over a year ago Jennifer22 said…
Rachel: feel what?


Rachel: How about for a girl, Rain?
over a year ago Papajimis said…
Ross: Veto
Rachel: Why?
Ross: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.
Phoebe: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!


Rachel: Ross, it’s okay. You can come out.
Paul: Yeah Ross it’s okay, it’s me, Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Oh! Oh my God! I didn’t even see you!
over a year ago justchilin595 said…
Paul: Sure you did! You came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. You were shouting, "Joey! Joey!" Bye Rach.
Rachel: Bye!


Ross: Alright, alright, Chandler entered a vanilla ice look alike contest and won.
Chandler: Ross came in fourth and cryed.
over a year ago yourartmatters said…
Ross: once Monica was sent to her room without dinner so she ate the macaroni off a jewellery box she had made
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch golden girls

Monica: phoebe do u think your favourite animal says much about you?
over a year ago justchilin595 said…
Phoebe: You mean behind my back.

Monica: Joey I thought you were going to try to be friends first.
over a year ago yourartmatters said…
Joey: well look hey it's all your fault!
Rachel: what? Why?
Joey: Because you didn't give me advice! You gave me a pick up line!

:) :) :) :) :)

Rachel: Ross! Oh my....argh! You kept count? You are such a loser!
over a year ago Rae2233 said…
Ross: A loser you did it with 298 times!!


Rachel: "She's crawling, Emma's crawling!"
over a year ago yourartmatters said…
big smile
Joey: he's bleeding. Joeys bleeding!
Rachel: I'm sorry, you gotta see this. I'm going to get Monica and chandler. Monica and chandler! Monica and chandler! Come over! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Chandler: what? What?
Joey: hey shaving!
Chandler: no rabies!
Monica: hey what's going on?
Rachel: it's Emma she's crawling
Chandler: wow look at her go

:) :) :) :) :)

Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream!

over a year ago justchilin595 said…
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one time thing, I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious.


Joey: We look at you, and we see you together, and it just, it fits, and you just know it's going to last forever.
over a year ago yourartmatters said…
Chandler: that's what you should say :)


Joey: well think about it when your ninety...
Ross: yeah I know she'll be eighty, it won't seem that much if a difference
over a year ago Rae2233 said…
Joey: No, that's not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say was that when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20 year old.


Rachel: Hi! I just wanted to apologize. I'm really sorry I was a baby.
over a year ago yourartmatters said…
Phoebe: That's ridiculous. We were all babies once

:) gotta love phoebe

Frank jnr: chandlers a girl. Chandlers a girl!
over a year ago Rae2233 said…
Chandler: Oh please keep screaming that!


Joey: Hey Gunther have you seen Chandler?