1:if your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up
2:I don't need angermanament I need ppl to stop pissing me off
3:judge me and I'll prove you wrong tell me what to do and I'll tell you off say I'm not worth it watch where I end up call me a bitch and I'll show you one fuck me over and I'll do u twice as bad call me crazy I'll show you insane
4:lady's slippery when wet
5:be polite....go fuck yourself
6:dadd (dads aginst daughters dating) shoot the first one and the word will spread
7:tip for the day if you cant eat it or fuck it piss on it and walk away
18:women do not sweat fart or burp therefore they must bitch or they will blow up
9:never let ur cat hear I'm gonna shave my pussy
10:don't be do serious if you can't laugh at yourself call me I'll laugh at u
10:old ppl at wedding r always poking saying "your next" so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
11:I'm scarastic and I have a smartass attitude it's a natural defense aginst drama bullshit and stupidity
12:I'm not the girl next door I'm the bitch across the street
13:if assholes could fly this place would be an airport
14:you never realise what you have until it's gone toilet paper is a good example
15:twinkle twinkle little snitch mind your own business u nosy bitch
16:warning if zombies chase us I'm tripping u
17:remember the toes you step on today may be attached to
The ass you will have to kiss tomorrow
18:mama tried to raise a lady but daddy won he raised a lady who dosent take shit from anyone
19:shut up I wear heels bigger then your dick
20:when I was born the devil said "oh shit compition"
21:I wouldn't have to manage my anger if ppl would learn to manage their fucking stupidity
22:a good friend will come bail you out of jail a true will be sitting next to you saying "damn we fucked up"