Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope you like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do you see in a dark alley?
2.What does a parrot use to get out of an airplane?
And last but not least.
By the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is...
1. Why did the turkey cross the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do you have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are you all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke