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ChiliPepperLuv said …
One difference between a guitar and a fish is that you can't tuna fish. Posted over a year ago
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ChiliPepperLuv said …
Congress is like Christmas lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. Posted over a year ago
ImAnEasel said …
What do you find in ancient Greece?

...

Ancient chips! Posted over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said …
What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got you covered! Posted over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said …
What did the person at the bridge tell the bell before the bell went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" Posted over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said …
Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." Posted over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said …
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. Posted over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said …
A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here." Posted over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said …
What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" Posted over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said …
Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour gravy on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. Posted over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said …
What did one eye say to the other? "Just between you and me, something smells." Posted over a year ago
meh
FLUFFYMUFFIN said …
Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- Posted over a year ago
FLUFFYMUFFIN commented…
POTATO!!!!!!!! :D over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said …
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He's not going to come. Posted over a year ago
shawneld said …
Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... Posted over a year ago
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PearsAreCute said …
I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD Posted over a year ago
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teacupitty43 said …
a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? Posted over a year ago
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MoonNimbus15612 said …
Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! Posted over a year ago
MoonNimbus15612 commented…
THAT IS PART TWO, READ PART ONE FIRST over a year ago
jessy_an commented…
lol XD over a year ago
MoonNimbus15612 said …
PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an hour later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) Posted over a year ago
girlygumdrop said …
100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link Posted over a year ago
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girlygumdrop said …
what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it Posted over a year ago
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DimiFF said …
Mum:What's the first thing you learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are you going to dress up in the school Halloween party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil you are every day at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D Posted over a year ago
teacupitty43 commented…
lol over a year ago
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ilurvebooks said …
Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" Posted over a year ago
monkey
dotsilvia said …
i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school Posted over a year ago
Zekrom676 commented…
but what do u call the other way around ? over a year ago
dotsilvia commented…
i got no idea over a year ago
dotsilvia commented…
on monday my friend tolled me the other way around is a full moon over a year ago
Make-me-laugh said …
I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. Posted over a year ago
Sutelc22 said …
what do you call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 Posted over a year ago
Sutelc22 said …
my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 by 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. Posted over a year ago
monkey
sayou said …
i like jokes whenever iam in a good or a bad mood..!! Posted over a year ago
kaa81195 said …
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever Posted over a year ago
Buggie31 commented…
Bahaha I love that! over a year ago
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imteamedward said …
thats ssssooooo funny :P Posted over a year ago
football444 said …
I am the 500th fan Posted over a year ago
dizzydiscgirl commented…
Cool!!! over a year ago
sayou commented…
yea,i am the 530 th,lol over a year ago
wolfclan121 said …
How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? Posted over a year ago
wolfclan121 commented…
Enough to kill two and a half men! over a year ago
wolfclan121 commented…
lolz over a year ago
xAnberlinx commented…
XD over a year ago
Taylor_Swift_13 said …
Ok....so the grandma thinks LOL means lots of love so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha Posted over a year ago
Mama-Mia commented…
DRY! over a year ago
Taylor_Swift_13 commented…
WTF!!!! over a year ago
Tweetybirds1 commented…
i agree with mama mia srry but thts DRY! over a year ago
sonnybill said …
i have a joke for you if you read my comment
Posted over a year ago
DevonBs commented…
haha hehe over a year ago
Tweetybirds1 commented…
good one over a year ago
sonnybill commented…
ohh over a year ago
sonnybill commented…
na i dont sorry over a year ago
maddie1558 said …
Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

Posted over a year ago
ashlii commented…
lolxz. over a year ago
maddie1558 said …
Fluff
What is pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff!

Posted over a year ago
maddie1558 said …
ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid tomato said”where are we going?” The daddy tomato said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy tomato went over to the kid tomato and stepped on him and said KETCHUP!!!

Posted over a year ago
lily649 said …
somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till you get it u will probably laugh Posted over a year ago
montgomeryraina commented…
lolz I GOT IT! :D XD over a year ago
twilightlover73 commented…
LMAO! good one! over a year ago
dizzydiscgirl commented…
LOL!!!!! over a year ago
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Emily_is_COOl said …
Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. Posted over a year ago
cookieomnomnom commented…
I eat all my makeup 0_0....what ov it?? over a year ago
dizzydiscgirl commented…
^ wtf lol! over a year ago
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twilightlover73 said …
Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for grass in another place. Posted over a year ago
sonnybill commented…
DRY! over a year ago
wolfclan121 commented…
??? over a year ago
twilightlover73 said …
There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and said "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An elephant coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" Posted over a year ago
sonnybill commented…
you are SOOO DRY! over a year ago
sonnybill commented…
HONESTLY over a year ago
3mmarose said …
the red man was in the shower when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down by a car.

The moral or this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha Posted over a year ago
jbiebgirl100 commented…
um over a year ago
3mmarose commented…
my litlle sister told me that :L Xxxx over a year ago
sonnybill commented…
a dirty old farmer wallked into his room and found a sheep under his arm and said, this is the pig i have to FUCK when ur not up for sex , and the farmers wife said,honey u will find that is a sheep,the farmer said,u will find i was tallking to the sheep honey ,but geet hear let me lick ur boobs and vagina over a year ago
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retrojunkie said …
You peoples is just silly. Posted over a year ago
PokemonFan259 said …
In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
Posted over a year ago
lily649 said …
story of my life buttcrack on my knife but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was Posted over a year ago
jbiebgirl100 commented…
whaaaa over a year ago
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lily649 said …
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend said half of this lmbo Posted over a year ago
jbiebgirl100 commented…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...you got the sauce part...lolol lmafo!!!!!!we have 2 do 3 way today!!!!!lololool chicken wing!!!!!! over a year ago
lily649 said …
wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton Posted over a year ago
jbiebgirl100 commented…
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh over a year ago
lynnn commented…
heheheheh over a year ago
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TayTayBieber said …
what do you call teeth you get for a dollar ? Posted over a year ago
lily649 commented…
cheap plastic fangs over a year ago
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TayTayBieber said …
what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? Posted over a year ago
wolfclan121 commented…
bulls eye over a year ago
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TayTayBieber said …
Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? Posted over a year ago
Hot_n_cold commented…
Because it felt crummy? :p over a year ago
TayTayBieber commented…
omg how did you know that ? over a year ago
lily649 commented…
hot_n_cold lolz over a year ago
hmmm
peterslover said …
why DID the chicken cross the road? Posted over a year ago
dreamfields commented…
To show the racoon it could be done? over a year ago
peterslover commented…
Could be. I've seen too many racoons bite-it on the side of the road :P ~LOL~ over a year ago
lily649 commented…
not funny over a year ago
wolfclan121 commented…
i know the rooster crossed the road to save his wife from KFC over a year ago