There was a random website where you could talk about Garrett. People mostly fought, & you could go on lots of times using different nicknames. I gotta kick out of it, it kept me entertained. Tons of people were ganging up on 1 of my nicknames, so I wrote this & thought it was funny. I wanted to share it with everyone:
Anonymous 2005-12-04 // 09:15:24
Once Upon a Time there was this girl. Her name was Kate. Her nickname was "Eat My Shorts." Kate likes to wear sweaters, loves to eat Taco Bell, and enjoys listening to Dashboard Confessional.