"You love your pet fish, but constantly neglect them, leaving them to feast on each other's soft cadavers like a Uruguayan rugby team. Instead, integrate them into a mandatory part of your life with Fish n' Flush: a fully-functioning aquarium/toilet tank."
Geek activism has not taken off yet, but it should. With the gamers recognizing the need for a louder voice, EFF gaining momentum and Linux taking on the mainstream on the one hand and recent severe losses in privacy, freedom of speech and intellectual property rights on the other, now seems to be the best time to rally around the cause.