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Fan fiction by darkinvader posted over a year ago
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* as ash continued his jorney catching irkens he found a very tall and very fat one named sizzlorr*
ash: wow this pokemon is going 2 look good in a pokemon battle
pokedex: sizzlorr the foodcourtia frylord pokemon
* ash threw his pokeball at sizzlorr and he caught him*
ash: yay i got u now sizzlorr
sizzlorr: curse u ash i will get my revenge when i come out of this pokeball
ash: i will only use sizzlorr 4 pokemon battles
* ash kepr on walking and he found another irken and they r smeets this time they where as cute as pikachu*
ash: wow little smeet like pokemon i am going 2 catch them in the pokeballs
brock: but they r smeets and they r baby irkens and they r so cute
nurse joy: the irken smeet pokemon r so cute that they need a lot of attention
officer jenny: they also can b seen in a bed of flowers the same ones a shaymin used 2 turn in2 a flying type form
* ash captured every smeet in pokeballs and he now has a whole collection of pokemon irkens*
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Opinion by squirrelpaw23 posted over a year ago
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GIR quotes-HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!
my taquitoes..taquetoes...MY TAQUIIIIITOEEEEES!!
by piggy i gotta go..BY PIGGY!!I GOTTA GO!!
I was the turkey!!ME!! I was the turkey!!
you gunna make biscets,you gunna make biskets, you gunnnaa mmaakke biskets?
(doom song)doom doom doom doom(6 months l8r)doom doom doom DOOM!!
im just gunna roll around on the floor ok?
zim-why was there BACON IN THE SOAP!!
GIR-i made it myself!!
INTRUDER!!"starts eating cookie"
oooh leprecons
"looks like he going to battle then gets in his dog suit"


























if you can think of more plz put them on the comment below
thanks 4 reading it!!
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Fan fiction by Tomato23 posted over a year ago
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Zim was just about to leave the base to go and steal parts from Dib, a kid with a big head, for Zim's ultimate plan to destroy Earth.....

Zim:GIR! Im going to Dib's to steal stuff. Don't do anything stupid while im gone!
GIR:OK!
(Zim opens the door and leaves)
GIR:Im gonna watch some TV
(TV goes on)
GIR:GASP! The Scary Monkey Show is on, YAY!!!
Later....
(Loud noise is heard)
GIR:Hmmm....I wonder what that could be...
(GIR looks out the window)
GIR:OH MY GOSH, ITS A TACO TRUCK!!!!!
(GIR runs outside)
GIR:TACO!!!!!!!
(Taco Truck leaves)
GIR:No.....come back.....
(GIR starts crying)
GIR:NO! I WILL NOT GIVE UP! TACO TRUCK.....IM COMING FOR YOU!!!!!
(GIR starts running)
GIR:CHARGE!!!!!!
Later....
GIR:Huff Huff.....THERE IT IS!!!!
GIR:TACO!!!!!
(GIR starts panting after a few minutes)
GIR:I.....can't......catch up......too.....tired....
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Opinion by Solo28 posted over a year ago
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Idea. Fun idea. Not real. No complaining. Or else Gir will make you biscuits.

Available for: All Systems

Plot:

Zim kicks Gir out, now Gir must survive on his own. Join him as he fights legions of....people and attept to become Zim's servant once more.

Items:

Tacos [Restore Health]
Cupcakes [Restore Health]
Waffles [Extra Life]

Enemies:

People

Levels:

Level One: Zim's Neighborhood
Boss: Neighbor Lady

Level Two: Krazy Taco
Boss: Taco Critic

Level Three: Downtown
Boss: Cops

Level Four: Dib's Neighborhood
Boss: Dib

Level Five: Park
Boss: Bully Kid

Level Six: Grocery Store
Boss: Manager

Level Seven: The Moon
Boss: Moon Man

Level Eight: Zim's House
Boss: Zim

Gir:

Starts with 5 lives

-Costumes-
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Fan fiction by Solo28 posted over a year ago
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The internet looked so complex! there were numbers everywhere!Surrounding them were loads of pop ups and websites. Gir and Piggy were falling at light speed.
They landed in a place where mariachi music blared out loudly, and the aroma of tacos filled the air. A sign read, " Welcome to iMexico-Bienvenidos a iMexico!
" We must be in Canada!!" said gir, very intelligently(sarcasm)
"no, gir, it's imexico. let's go ask that man if he's seen our action figure.
There stood the taco man, advertising the Krazy Taco nearby.
"Krazy taco's special offer!! 13 tacos for99 cents! Made with real artificial-"
"excuse me," said piggy." have you seen an action figure?"
"no, senor," said the taco man." REAL artificial foodlike substance!" Get the-ahhhh!!!!" Gir started chasing the taco man and tried to eat him, with no success.
"come on Gir, let's go," shouted piggy.
"awww..."
then they fell through another portal at light speed....They landed in a strange place. It was a place made entirely of food.
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Fan fiction by Solo28 posted over a year ago
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A mysterious guy was walking by Piggy's lawn. He looked around, just to make sure nobody was there, then dropped the strange object on the ground. He cackled an evil laugh as he ran away.
It was spring, and everything was about to bloom, Suddenly, Piggy stopped. He saw...a strange device. It was an iPortal. Piggy had heard of those, but where? Hmmm.....
Just then, GIR came along.
"Hi Piggy!! Oooohh...What's that?"
"it's an iPortal," said Piggy, holding his Tarantulaman action figure. He loved the new Tarantulaman comic book.
"is that a football?" asked GIR.
"no, Gir, it's-"
but it was too late. Gir had already thrown the toy into the iportal.
"now how do we get it back?" asked piggy.
Without thinking, gir pushed piggy into the iportal.
"Gir, you imbecile!" screamed piggy as he fell "get me out of here!!!"
But instead, GIR jumped in too.Where were they headed?.......

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Fan fiction by Solo28 posted over a year ago
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DING DONG
"The door is open" came a stuffy voice from inside
G.I.R. opened the door and went into the kitchen
"hi" said G.I.R.
"YOU" said the man"you're the one who forget to turn the waffle maker off and now I can't stop eating them"
"oopsy daisy, I do that sometimes to my master" said G.I.R.
"YOU ARE FIRED!!!"
"What does that mean"
"It means you can't come here anymore so grab your check and leave FOREVER!!"
"Okay"
G.I.R. grabbed 2 envolopes without noticing. Then he opened one up that said CHECK on it. He took out a long peice of paper that had a $30.00 in the corner. He went to Krazy Taco and bought 50 tacos and 10 burritos for $30 dollars. While he was walking home and eating tacos and burritos he opened the second envelope. He read it and it said
"I was wondering if you would like to be a cook at Krazy Taco for $20 dollars a week. Sincerely The Krazy Taco Manager"
THE END

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Fan fiction by Solo28 posted over a year ago
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G.I.R. was back at the very same house he rang the doorbell and saw the man open the door. G.I.R. ran right in and pointed at the T.V. he said,
"I have that,....*gasp* IT'S THE SCARY MONKEY SHOW!!! That's my favorite show."
"Really, well anyway I need you to file these papers for me"
"WAIT TILL IT'S OVER"
"Is this how you act at home"
"yes I do"
"I bet you don't even know how to file papers"
"nope WOWOWOWO"
"It meens to put it in a certain place"
"I had no idea"
"Can I have tacos, I need tacos or I will explode,that happens to me sometimes"
"I'll tell you what, I'll give you some tacos if you put these papers in the garage"
"okee-dokee"
G.I.R. went to the garage while the man made tacos.
LATER
"OOO look what I find...it's the scary monkey!! YAY!!"
"Eat your tacos and I'll let you keep the monkey"
Okee-dokee"
G.I.R. at all the tacos and said,
"Can I go home now"
"Yes go ahead" DING DONG...
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Fan fiction by Solo28 posted over a year ago
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We begin our story at Zim's house in the morning on Sunday. Gir went outside to go find a pig to play with. He didn't find a pig but he found the newspaper sitting on the front step. He grabbed it and went inside with it.
"What's this"asked G.I.R. Zim grabbed the paper and he said,
"It's a newspaper for Earth people to read."
"I had no idea" said G.I.R. he jumped on the couch and flipped through the pages and found something that said JOBS. He asked Zim what it was and he said, "It's how Earth people make money".
"Ooohh Maybe there will be one of tacos." He found a job as a house attendent. He said, "Maybe attendent is another word for tacos. I'm gonna go see." He jumped off the couch and went outside. He went slowly to the house in his puppy suit ready to eat tacos. DING DONG...
"Just a minute"
G.I.R. was at the house needing a house attendent. G.I.R. said "Do you have tacos cause I stay here for tacos."
"Do you mean you want the job"
"if you have tacos then yes I want the job"
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