HEY EVERYBODY!!!!!! if your reading this
you actually like my stories so i thank you
my fellow members of the irken empire!!!
i felt lightheaded and breathless in ZIM's warm
embrace as he held me tight in his arms.i never
understood why i had been so lucky to have and
hold him........but to MARRY HIM? how could
a person like me ever deserved his love,when
there were so many IRKEN females to choose
from.why did he choose me???he had loved me enough
to ask me to become his mate,when all i was,
was just a stupid human who never had any friends
and a crazy brother who ruined everything!even
though his enemy was my own brother,he still
loved me,no matter who or what i was.i wanted
to be with him,i loved him,and if forever was
an option,i would gladly take it.he would kiss
me until we could barely breathe,he laid on
top of me as he did,running his fingers gently
through my hair.his soft hands touched my cheeks
as i ran his antennae through my fingers.as
we began to need air once again he laid
down on the blanket,and put me on top of him.
we started to look up at the stars,i was trying
to see how many he could name for me.
ZIM:"look up there,that's the ploaris,also
known as the north star,the little AND big dipper,
and the milky way."
Gaz:"there all so beautiful."
ZIM:"just think,one day we'll be able to see this
he kissed me.
ZIM:"you can always see the stars on planet irk,
everyday you can gaze at theses beautiful stars...
and you never know if you'll be able to show them
to someone new......."
Gaz:"ZIM,i just agreed to be your mate,don't
go faster than reality."
Gaz:"ZIM,what will your leaders,like the tall
irkens who rule your race.......what will they
Gaz:"ZIM what's wrong????"
ZIM:"oh,nothing my little Gaz,ummm......i'm sure
they'll be SHOCKED at our marrige i mean......
sure they may have their doubts but i.....i'm
sure we'll be fine."
he looked sad.
Gaz:"how will we tell them???"
ZIM:"i'll send them a message when things are
i thought then,something horrible popped into
my mind,i sat in silence at ZIM's side.
i didn't reply.
i still sat in silence.
ZIM:"if this is about our marrige,you can have as
long as you need to think about it,i'm not
forcing you to."
my eyes flew open.
Gaz:"NO!NO!NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!i mad
up my mind already!i love you more than anything
else in the world and i want to be your mate
i paused for a moment,i started to shed tears."
ZIM:"my little Gaz what's wrong?"
Gaz:"if your leaders knew,we were getting married
........would they KILL YOU because i'm not
his eyes shifted from me,i saw a tear well up
in his eye.
ZIM:"i don't know..........but i won't tell
you it's not a possibility."
Gaz:"so.........JUST to marry ME of all people you
could marry who are IRKENS......you chose me,the
one who could get YOU KILLED!!!!!!!!!"
ZIM:"like i said before my little Gaz..."
he brought his hand up to my cheek.
ZIM:"i never DID love anyone else,before i saw
you,i thought love was a useless feeling someone
felt when they saw another female irken,but
that ir would usually wear off in a little while.
i never felt that feeling,when i was an irken
child all i wanted was to feel that feeling,to
be like all the other irkens who talked about it
everyday!but eventually,i gave up on it,and
thats why i hated it,but when i saw you......."
ZIM:"you made me remember........what that was
supposed to feel like."
i hugged him.
Gaz:"and apparently you ALSO found out that it
usually doesn't wear off."
ZIM:"yup,didn't see that one coming."
Gaz:"well,maybe we shouldn't talk about your
leaders right now,.......WERE BARELY EVEN
TALKING ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPEND!!!!!!"
ZIM:"yeah,........what do you mean?"
Gaz:"ZIM!!! I JUST AGREED TO MARRY YOU!!!!!!!!!"
ZIM:"OH GOD! SORRY!!!"
we were silent for a little while,until we both
turned to each other and smiled.
ZIM:"WERE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i laughed as he kissed me.
he curved his arms around my waist and ran his
fingers through my hair,i felt his tongue sweep
across my lips.i wrapped my arms around his
neck,his skilled yet gentle hands on my cheeks
as he twisted me in his love.
i looked up for a moment.
Gaz:"how is this even possible!!!!!!"
ZIM:"i don't know,but so far i like it."
he curled his arms around my waist once again
like a comforting cozy scarf.i started to cry
on his shoulder,i felt his cold tears hit my
sleeves as they trickled down his face.
ZIM:"being born into this world."
his fingers grasped my chin and lifted it closer
to his lips,as i was about to kiss him he let
go of my chin and pushed me in the back of my head
,lunging me deeper into his soft kiss.
ZIM:"i promise you my love pig,when this
is all over,when Dib worm has given up,or i
have figured out a way to make him weak,we can
leave this horrible planet and start a new life...
together as irken and wife,we can finally live
Gaz:"and i'll actually go to sleep knowing
Dib isn't gonna break in kill me or you in our
he chuckled and hugged me again.
Gaz:"do we HAVE to go home?"
ZIM:"nope,we can stay as long as you like."
he pushed everything off and wrapped us in the
soft warm blanket.i snuggled next to him.
he wrapped his arms around me and kissed me,i
kissed him back,as we slept under our starry night.
everything was perfect,as i fell asleep,safe in ZIM's
"HEY YOU KIDS!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!"
that morning i woke up to an unfarmiliar voice screaming
at us with a raspy voice.
"HELLO?! WAKE UP YOU STUPID BRATS!!!!!!!!"
the voice shouted.ZIM woke up too,our eyes shot open.
"OH FINALLY YOU LITTLE BRATS ARE UP!!!! THERE'S
NO CAMPING HERE YOU GET IT!!!!! NOW SCRAM!!"
the stranger threw a pepsi can at my head.
ZIM's face grew form irken green to flaming red.
ZIM:"WHY YOU SON OF A-"
Gaz:"come on ZIM,let's go......."
ZIM:"NO!NONE HARMS MY LOVE PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ZIM picked up the can and threw it at the mans face,it hit
him hard in the forehead.
"SO THAT'S HOW YOU WANNA PLAY HUH!!!!"
ZIM:"LET'S GO YOU FILTHY HEARTLESS HUMAN!!!
YOU WANNA GO!YOU WANNA GO!!!"
"OH SO YOU WANNA GO HUH?!"
Gaz:"no!we don't!,come on ZIM."
ZIM:"my little Gaz!! we can't back down now!!!!"
Gaz:"yes we can."
ZIM looked up at the man.
ZIM:"you shall soon face the wrath of ZIM..........very
i grabbed his hand as we walked away,practically
dragging him most of the way.
ZIM:"why did you do that?!"
i stopped walking as i turned around and kissed him.
Gaz:"you said that when all of our troubles are over
we can marry,i don't want to cause anymore trouble,
the sooner i get to be with you forever the better."
ZIM:"well when you put it that way......i think i can
manage staying out of trouble."
ZIM:"AAAH i crave the day when Dib cannot bother
us any longer."
he kissed me.
ZIM:"after all,you can't separate an irken marrige."
Gaz:"good,it'll make dib even worse."
ZIM:"it's absolutly impossible to do."
Gaz:"then does that mean........this will all be over?"
he hugged me.
ZIM:"yes my love pig,and if he tries to stop us before our
marrige,every irken has a sworn oath to protect each
others mates,so you will be perfectly safe."
Gaz:"good,i like it better that way."
ZIM:"so do i."
he wrapped his arms around me,and took us back to
the base.as soon as we walked inside,we saw GIR
sleeping on the couch cuddled under a blanket,snoring
with a rubber piggy.
i walked over to him and tucked the covers over him
Gaz:"how did YOU of all irkens get this cute,annoying,
crazy,stupid(in a good way) robot to be yours?"
ZIM:"it's a long uncomfortable story,about an advanced,
robot,,and a six month ride......trust
me......you have NO IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO
Gaz:"what did you go through?"
ZIM:"THAT TERRIBLE DOOM SONG.........."
GIR's head rose from the pillow.
ZIM:"your up..................FANTASTIC IT
FILLS ME WITH SUCH JOY."
GIR:"I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he hopped off the couch and ran over,give us both
GIR:"OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! YOU GETTIN' MARRIED
TO MASTER!!!! OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ZIM:"yes GIR you should know this by now."
GIR:"DOES THIS MEAN SHE YOUR MISTRESS
he winked at me.
he gave me a hug.
i hugged him back.
GIR:"I'M MAKING THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i looked at ZIM.
Gaz's:"HE'S making the cake?!"
ZIM:"NO!NEVER! he just likes to say that."
he swooped me into his arms and kissed me.
ZIM:"and guess what were doing tomorrow."
ZIM:"i thought you might want to go pick out a dress,you
know,for our wedding."
i looked up and smiled at him.
ZIM:"i can get everything I need off of the computer,but
we'll have to buy a dress here on earth i'm afraid since
this usually doesn't happen on the planet irk,they
don't have that many dresses to choose from so....."
i hugged him as i cried tears of joy.
ZIM:"my love pig,why do you weep?"
Gaz:"these are tears of joy ZIM,their good tears."
ZIM:"well why do you cry them?"
Gaz:"it's hard to explain my love,but all i can tell you
is that i'm really happy."
ZIM:"and that's one of the reasons why you facinate me,
my favorite test subject."
he kissed me.
ZIM:"but this time i'm not lying about it,i really do love you
my little Gaz."
Gaz:"i know you do,i love you to........and i trust you."
i kissed him,he ran his fingers through my hair.
ZIM:"you can go pick out any one you want tomorrow,
i've heard from the other humans that the groom isn't
supposed to see the brides dress,correct?"
Gaz:"yes,but i want you to come with me,i could use
ZIM:"i'll come,but only if you want me to."
Gaz:"i do,besides,i don't have anyone else to help me."
ZIM:"what could i even do to help?"
Gaz:"being there with me helps,that's all i need."
i hugged him.
ZIM:"were going to have a beautiful wedding my love
pig,the best that the planet irk has ever seen."
Gaz:"i know it will be."
he hugged me and started to kiss me.his hands firmly on
my waist even as we withdrew.
ZIM:"come,i think we need to do something."
he took my hand in his and walked over to a toilet.
Gaz:"ZIM........WHY ARE WE IN FRONT OF A TOILET?"
Gaz:"scareier yet..............WHY IS THERE A TOILET IN
ZIM:"my little Gaz,don't you remember,it's a way
i go down to my lab,like when you,me,and............your
brother went down to my lab to figure out how to
it seemed like so long ago since Dib and i had actually
been together,and NOT trying to kill each other.i had
even forgotten what ZIM's lab even looked like since
everything had happened.
Gaz:"ZIM............why can't we just take the trash can?"
ZIM:"umm..............I DON'T KNOW..........."
Gaz:"does that mean yes?"
he answered in a low tone.
we stepped in the trash can and went down like we would
we would the elevator.
as we reached the lab i looked at all of his irken
techknowledgy.computers and tubes were everywhere,
flashing lights and robots surrounded us,big screens
and buttons hung from the walls and cieling.
as we walked down the platform,ZIM turned around
and put his hands on my shoulders.
ZIM:"my little Gaz,i think it's time we called the tallests
to inform them of our marrige."
ZIM:"yes my little Gaz,the sooner they hear,the better."
i looked up at him,he smiled.
Gaz:"i still can't believe this,if dib found out he would
ZIM:"and then epically fail."
Gaz:"he knows he can't break us up."
ZIM:"yes my love pig,he knows."
Gaz:"i love you."
ZIM:"and i love you my little Gaz."
after she said that,i wrapped my arms around her and
kissed her.she coiled her arms around my neck,as she
came in closer,kissing me even more.i felt her sweet
human tongue brush against mine,before i knew it,
i was up against the wall.she started to play with
my attenae as i ran my fingers through her hair.her
hands pressed against my chest,i touched her soft pink
cheeks and brought her lips deeper into my kiss.
but this was better than any kiss,a weird feeling went
through my squidily splooch.
"don't the humans call this making out?" i thought again.
i felt her smooth gentle hand run down my face,her
hair flipped on my head.
all of the sudden we heard a scream come over the
reds and i sat in our command chairs and ate donuts
as we guided the massive.
Reds:"i wonder how the other invaders are doing?"
Purples:"probably good as usual."
Reds:"yeah........what about ZIM?"
Purples:"probably doing something stupid."
we pulled out the remote and started to watch TV. we
were flipping through the channels,nothing was on.we
commented on each of the stupid shows that were on.
we kept flipping through the TV channels until i accidently
pressed a button to call an invader.
Purples:"oops.computer who are we calling?"
computer:"transmission to ZIM nearly done."
suddenly,a video of ZIM's base popped up on our screen.
our eyes grew wide with horror.
Reds:"OH MY GOD HE'S MAKING OUT HARD WITH A
Reds screamed and jumped into my lap,we shouted
Purples:"WHERES THE OFF BUTTON!!!!WHERES THE
OFF BUTTON!!!!!!GOD HELP US WHERES THE
i picked up the remote with my shaking hand and
tried to shut it off,BUT THE BUTTON WAS STUCK!!!!!
Purples:"NOOOOOOO!!!!! THE BUTTON IS STUCK."
we sat and stared at the screen,our eyes wide with
disgust and fear.
Purples:"i'm going to throw up."
i threw up in the donut bag.
WHY MY DONUTS!!!!!!!WHY!!!!WHY!!!!!!"
Reds looked at me,and then again the moniter.
he took the donut bag from me and threw up in it too.
suddenly they finally stopped making out.
ZIM looked up and saw us in the moniter.
ZIM:"um..................my tallests...........did you see ALL of
R+P:"HOLY CRAP YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"crap!" we heard a females whisper.
Purples:"WHO THE IRK IS SHE???????"
a girl with purple hair and a black dress walked forward,
holding ZIM's hand.
we stared in disbelief.
ZIM:"this is my love pig,Gaz."
ZIM:"well actually........she's more than that."
Reds:"what do you mean??!!"
ZIM:"she is also my future mate."
our mouthes dropped open.
ZIM:"no my tallests,i love her,and she has agreed to be my
ZIM:"no my tallests,i love her,and she has agreed to be my
my leaders looked at each other and then back at me,
they had shocked looks on their faces.
Gaz:"are they okay?"
my love pig whispered.
ZIM:"i don't know."
i whispered back.
they began to speak.
Reds:"we don't think-"
then,my love pig stepped in front of me,she had tears
in her eyes.
Gaz:"PLEASE!!!!!!!!PLEASE MY TALLESTS!!!!!!MY
FUTURE LEADERS!!!!!!!I LOVE HIM!!!!PLEASE,DON'T
TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!PLEASE!!!!!!"
she ran into my arms,her tears ran down my back as
her head rested on my shoulders.
ZIM:"please my little Gaz,it's alright."
i kissed the top of her head.
the tallests began to speak once again.
Purples:".........fine ZIM,but you must promise us 2 things."
ZIM:"anything my tallests!!!!!!!!!ANYTHING!!!!!"
Purples:"you cannot stop the marrige after this moment
because you already told us about it."
she held my hand and smiled at me.
Reds:"and if you come to the planet irk,you will
never go back to earth,not even to visit."
Gaz's smile faded.
Reds:"never,the only way you would go back would be
if the humans had won a war against us,and YOU were
what they wanted,whether you had a mate here or not,
they would still take you."
a tear came to my loves eyes.
ZIM:"my tallests,i think we need a few minutes to disscuss
Reds:"fine,but only a few minutes."
they put the transmission on hold.
Gaz:"ZIM!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!??????"
ZIM:"we needed to talk."
i wiped streams of tears from her face.
ZIM:"i know you don't want to leave your father and dib."
Gaz:"i may not want to ZIM,but i an deal with it,i want
to be with you forever,and if that's the price i have to
pay then i will!!!!!!"
ZIM:"are you sure?"
Gaz:"i've been sure since you asked me the first time."
ZIM:"well trust me,i wouldn't mind never coming back...
but why leave it all forever........just to be with me?"
she kissed me.
Gaz:"ZIM,besides you Dib and my dad,i hate everyone
and everything on this earth,your the only person that
i've ever truly loved in any kind of way!and if i have the
option of being with you forever,i'm willing to give anything
and everything i have to do so!!!just think about it,i'm
mad at my dad for how little he seems to care about me,
AND I'M MAD AT DIB FOR TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!!!!!
i'm willing to let everything go and start a new life with
you,instead of being haunted of my past every single day.
leaving all of this..........is nothing compared to leaving
ZIM:"i want to mke you happy my little Gaz."
Gaz:"and i want to make you happy."
i kissed her.
i hugged her,tears ran down my face.
ZIM:"then i suggest we give my leaders another call."
Gaz:"you mean OUR leaders?"
ZIM:"yes my little Gaz,our leaders."
i held her hand as we walked up to the moniter and
re-called the tallests.
suddenly they popped up on the screen.
she winked at me.
Purples:"what have you decided?"
Gaz:"i,Gaz Membrane,will never go back to earth as long
as i live,if i choose to marry ZIM,which i do."
Reds:"and if you break EITHER of these promises,your
mate will be killed and you'll become an irken slave,
Purples:"and YOU ZIM?"
Reds:"very well then ZIM,you may have the human as
your mate just............call us when your NOT making out
and are on the way to the planet irk.
ZIM:"THANK YOU MY TALLESTS!!!!!!!THANK YOU SO
i hugged my little Gaz.
ZIM:"it may be a little while before we can make it there
Purples:"PLEASE!!!!!TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED!!!
!!!!!!!!i mean.........that's fine."
Gaz:"thank you my tallests..............thank you."
she kissed me.
Reds:"well uh..........ZIM,were gonna go now so........um,uh
the transmission cut off.
ZIM:"well,i guess it's offical."
she started crying.
she giggled,i hugged her again.
ZIM:"i love you my little Gaz."
Gaz:"and i love you."
we walked back into the elevator and went up till we made
it through the trash can lid.
i stepped out of the can and swooped my love pig out
of the trash can and into my arms.
ZIM:"ah,my beautiful irken bride."
she kissed me.
Gaz:"kinda weird their letting us get married."
ZIM:"i now,i thought they would have had a problem with
it,especially after seeing all of that,but i guess were ok."
Gaz:"let's hope so."
i turned my head to look out the window,it was pitch
black outside from the night.
Gaz:"i feel kinda tired,can we go to bed now?"
she kissed my cheek.
ZIM:"of course my love pig."
i carried her into the elevator and up to our room.
ZIM:"you'll need some rest for tomorrow."
i kissed her on the forehead.
we were silent for a moment.
ZIM:"i'm sorry you won't be able to see your family again."
Gaz:"it's ok,i just feel guilty in a way i guess."
ZIM:"i'm glad i know that i'll be leaving here,knowing
that i didn't fail the ENIRE mission."
Gaz:"and i'll never have to see Dib again."
ZIM:"that's good for both of us."
we started to laugh.
ZIM:"yes my little Gaz?"
Gaz:"before we do leave......................will i get to say
goodbye to Dib and my dad?"
ZIM:"if thats what you want then yes my love pig,you
will get too."
she kissed me.
Gaz:"so......whats the planet irk like besides getting to
se the stars everyday?"
ZIM:" well,there's alot of other irkens,tall buildings,stuff
like that,you'll love it."
i kissed her warm cheeks.
suddenly the elevator popped open open,i carried my
love pig to her room and lid her down on the bed,gently
tucking her in.i sat on the floor next to her.
ZIM:"my little Gaz,i have to go and work in my lab
tonight,i won't be back for awhile."
Gaz:"why do you have to work in your lab?"
ZIM:"i'll show you when it's done."
i kissed her.
ZIM:"goodnight my little Gaz."
ZIM:"your sure you'll be alright?"
Gaz:"lonely........but i'll be fine."
i kissed her forehead.
ZIM:"i promise my love pig,i'll come back as soon as i'm
she kissed me.
i got up,and walked to the door.
ZIM:"goodnight my love pig."
i slowly shut the door.
ZIM:"there,now i can get to work."
i took the elevator down to the house level,and then the
trash can down to my lab.
i went to sit in my wheely chair as i worked on the
ZIM:"computer,search up the mighty irken healing herb."
i heard the computer whir for second,and then my results
computer:"UH........ZIM.......theres some of this in the
emergency PAK that you keep right there......you DID
know THAT right."
ZIM:"um.........OF COURSE I DID!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU
computer:" you didn't know did you?"
i said in a low soft voice.
i ran over to fetch the spare PAK,my hand reached inside
and took out the powerful irken medicine.
ZIM:"i can only hope this will heal Dib's scarrs that he
that he made on the OUTSIDE of my love pig.......i only
wish i could heal the ones I KNOW he made on the
i took the healing herb and ran as fast but as quietly as i
could to my love pigs room.
as i opened the door everything was silent.
ZIM:"looks like she fell asleep."
as i crept over,and laid down next to her,i saw she had
tears in her eyes and a sad expression across her face.
ZIM:"must be having a nightmare."
"maybe the medicine will help calm her down." i thought.
i took the herb and peeled part of it's skin off.it's cold
dripping water fell into my hands,it was supposed to be a
type of aloe.
i rubbed some on her warm cheeks,as the cold liquid
hit her face i felt her shiver.
she stirred a little.
as soon as ZIM left i felt surrounded by fear,all i wanted
was for him to be near me again.
i softly called his name but no one answered.i couldn't
stand being away from him,surrounded by darkness,
accompanied by by cold air instead of ZIM's warm
i wept on the sheets,i was acting like a wimp,but at
the moment,i didn't really care.i felt so alone and cold,as
i finally cried myself into a dreamless sleep.
later on,i started to feel something like ice being rubbed
on my face,it sent shivers through my body,but i could
sense ZIM's warm touch being collided with the cold,wet
thing touching my cheeks.
i reached out my hand.
ZIM:"it's alright my little Gaz,ZIM is here."
he kissed my forehead and took hold of my hand.
ZIM:"were you having a nightmare?"
Gaz:"no,i just missed you,i guess i cried myself to sleep."
ZIM:"are you alright?"
he kissed me.
Gaz:"but what were you rubbing on my face?"
ZIM:"you'll see in the morning."
Gaz:"it's so cold."
i shivered again.
ZIM:"here,let me keep you warm."
he wrapped his arms around me,his warm lips stuck to
mine,as he covered me in a warm blanket i felt his fingers
glide through my hair.
he kissed me again.
i kissed him back.
ZIM:"i was only stating the truth."
his hand brushed against my cheek as he snuggled closer
he started to kiss me,it was like we couldn't stop.his
cheeks perfectly pressed against mine,as i tasted his lips.
i twisted my arms around his neck while he laid on
top of me.his arms perfectly around my waist,like a
snake trying to catch it's prey.
he started to pull at my dress when i stopped him.
Gaz:"WHOAH ZIM!!!!! not now!!!!not now!!!!"
ZIM:"that wasn't me.............BLAME IT
ON MY INSTINCTS!!!!!"
we started to laugh.
Gaz:"not now ZIM,but that doesn't mean never."
i kissed him.
ZIM:"sorry about that...............i'm really not sure what the
heck just happened."
he started to laugh,so did i.
he turned and laid down next to me.
he kissed me.
i rested my head on his chest as i fell asleep,cradeled by his warm arms.
that night i had to think up a plan to SERIOUSLY destroy
ZIM once and for all,i couldn't let my protective brother
atitiude get in the way of my destruction one,like the
meekrobs said.i was laying in my bed thinking of different
plans i could make up,allies i could count on.
Dib:"i only hope Gaz is alright."
in a way,i felt bad that i had to kill her only love,but at least
i knew it would benefit her as a person,right?
all i could think about was if she was alright or not or if
she hated me,which i knew she did but most of all...........
what they could have been doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dib:"HOLY CRAP!!!!! IMAGES!!!! IMAGES!!!!! OH GOD
THATS F******* DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!
i went to the corner of my bed and breathed in and out.
Dib:"OH GOD!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!! NO!NO!NO! HE
WOULDN'T!!!! WOULD HE?.......OH MY GOD OF
COURSE HE WOULD!!!!! BECAUSE HE'S THAT
CRAZY!!!!!!!!! HE WOULD HAVE..........OH S***
I DON'T EVEN WANNA FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!"
i had to think up a plan.......AND FAST!
Dib:"WHO WOULD HELP ME NOW!!!!!! THERE'S NO
i sat and wondered......................
then a light bulb popped up in my brain..........
the greatest idea yet...............
to think i had been called insane...............
but wait till dad sees this...........................
tomorrow victory would be dialed..................
and tomorrow i will have just won.........................
and tomorrow a little surprise will wait at your door ZIM......
tomorrow will be your last..............................
i snuggled next to my love pig.i could feel her warm
breath against my neck,i kissed her cheek.i couldn't
believe i had almost totally listened to that beautiful
feeling inside of my squidily splooch.it made it so
much harder to resist her now,but never would i give
into my mighty need once again.
ZIM:"what just happened?"
i looked at my beautiful little Gaz as she peacefully slept
in my arms.
"i'm afraid that i'm a little to under your spell my little Gaz."
she stirred a little in her sleep and moved closer to me.
"but thats ok." i thought.
i kissed her forehead one last time before i gave into
the sudden sleepiness that washed over me.
as i woke up that morning i could feel the hot sun shining
on my face,i was irritated by it's bright gleam.
ZIM:"stupid earth sun."
i tiredly opened my eyes,my love pig laid next to me,her
hand rested on mine.i sat up and kissed her on the
ZIM:"morning my love pig."
she stirred some as she raised her hands to block the
sun out of her eyes.
Gaz:"stupid sun." she mumbled.
"close." i thought.
she kissed me.
ZIM:"i trust you slept well."
Gaz:"yes,and surprisingly still no nightmares."
ZIM:"good,you needed it."
Gaz:"let's just hope i actually like a dress any of those
we sat up and left the room.
as the elevator went down the shaft my squidily splooch
felt like it would explode.
when the elevator opened my love pig ran out so fast
she almost hit the door.
she stopped just in time.
ZIM:'looks like someones excited."
Gaz:"don't push your luck."
i kissed her.
ZIM:"come on,thesooner we get this done,the less
time we can worry about Dib finding out."
i put on my disguise and gently grasped her hand,as
we headed down to the city.
we kept a close eye out for Dib-stink as we walked through
the stinking human town.he couldn't see,or even get the
faintest idea of what we were doing.if he did,i know
he would try to kill me,but,worst of all,i feared for my
love pig,the Dib would try to kill her as well no matter
how much he loved her.he may have had a big head,but
in many ways more than one,he never thought before he
did something.all he wanted was me,not his sister,but
the only reason why i knew he would still try to decease
my love,was because he wanted me to have to live
with a broken heart.he would destroy try to destroy
EVERYTHING i ever cared about,no matter what it was,
even if it was his own sister.
i gripped her hand tighter just THINKING about that.
i didn't look at her while i spoke.
we stepped into the first "bridal" shop that we saw.she
searched every dress that she saw,every one being
WAAAAYYY to big.
Gaz:"ugh,all of these are meant for adults."
ZIM:"or just REALLY tall people."
i saw her eyes scan the differnt aisles.
Gaz;"there! here's the aisle with the smaller dresses."
she looked through the different types of earth dresses
while i stood next to her,my arm around her shoulder.
while she looked my eyes ran around in their sockets,
trying to find something to look at other than womens
dresses.when i looked out of the corner of my eye
i saw a lady look at me weirdly.
my love pig turned her head and saw the woman as
well,and she quickly turned from my little Gaz,into
her rageful attitude she used to have.
she raised an eyebrow at the lady.
"aren't you a little YOUNG to be in here?"she asked.
Gaz:"last time i checked,i don't think you were my
the saleslady's mouth momentarily dropped open.
"excuse me?! last time i checked,kids weren't allowed in
MY shop!" she yelled.
Gaz:"WELL I SAY YOU LEAVE ME AND MY FIANCE
ALONE BEFORE I FREAKIN BEAT THE CRAP OUT
OF YOUR FREAKIN BODY!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed in rage.
i put a relaxing hand on her shoulder.
Gaz:"ZIM I'M FINE!!!"
she scolded. i slowly took my hand off her shoulder when
she grabbed it.
Gaz:"but you can keep that there."
she set my hand back on her right shoulder and winked
at me with a smile.
i smiled back.
"IS THAT A THREAT?!" asked the saleslady.
Gaz:"LOOK YOU,I KNOW THE REPUTATION OF THIS
PLACE AND TRUST ME................ITS NOT A PRETTY
ONE,WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT GETTING OUT TO
THE GENERAL PUBLIC NOW WOULD WE?"
the women broke out in sweat,her buttery fingers
almost losing grip of her pen.
"CARRY ON!!!!!!!!" she screamed as she ran.
she kept looking at dress to dress,one by one,comparing
each one to the other.
she finally disliked the very last one.
Gaz:"UGH!!!!!! could you please get me a few of the
dresses from that rack?"
i kissed her on the cheek.
i walked over to a rack filled with white lacy dresses.
"and to think i call myself an invader for the irken army."
i randomly picked out different ones and hung the hangers
for them on my arms,wrists,and fingers.i kept taking
them off the rack until i saw one that caught my attention.
it was a beautiful gown,one of the best i had ever seen,
with a satin white ribbon wrapped around the waistline,
and was the most beautiful color of lavender i had ever
laid eyes on.there was even a dark purple flower that
accompanied the ribbon.the veil that came with it
was long and flowing like a beautiful white waterfall,it's
sparkling silk made it shine like glistening diamonds that
had been laid under the earth sun.
i put the rest of the gowns back and brought only that
one to her.
he handed me a dress.
i took the dress from his hand and stared at it,it was
Gaz:"ZIM.............how did you find this?"
ZIM"it was only over there."
Gaz:"i..............i actually like it."
i started to cry.
ZIM:"i thought you would think so."
i wiped the few shed tears from my face.
Gaz:"i'm going to try it on."
i kissed him.
ZIM:"i'll wait here."
ZIM:"call if you need me."
Gaz:"well then come when i call."
ZIM:"since when haven't i?"
Gaz:"fine,maybe you DO always come."
i stepped out of ZIM's warm arms and started toward
the dressing rooms.
as i walked into one of them i took the dress off of
it's hanger and carefully slipped it on.i gazed at myself
in the tall mirrors that surrounded every wall,i stood
there motionless,touching the soft fabric of the gown,it's
silky satin ribbon wrapped around my waist.
was all i could say.
it was a beautiful lavender purple,my skin felt soothed
at it's touch.it couldn't have been more perfect.like i had
thought from the beginning i began to think again:
"how did i deserve this?" i thought.
was the question that ran through my head.i had never
been more pleased with anything,i felt as if i was wrapped
in soft,lacy,silky blankets rather than wearing a dress.
the outside appearance of the dress really did make me
feel beautiful,no wonder it was ZIM who found it.
i called out his name.
ZIM:"i'm coming my little Gaz."
i fiddled with the veil trying to clamp it into my hair.but the
pin was quite complicated,i played with it some more
until i felt two hands touch my head and finally clamped it
in my hair.
he looked up from our gaze,his eyes lost in the mirror
in front of us.
ZIM:"you look so beautiful."
Gaz:"thanks but i don't think so."
ZIM:"YOU may not think so,but i do,i think your prettier
than all the irken females they have on irk,better than
the most exquiset flower,and i know deep down,you
agree with me."
i kissed him.
Gaz:"seriously ZIM,i'm not,and i never will be."
ZIM:"that's not what i think.............i think your beautiful."
Gaz:"thank you.............your not so bad yourself."
he chuckled and kissed me.
Gaz:"the dress is perfect."
ZIM:"definetly better than anything else they would have
Gaz:"i think you were right to only bring me this one."
he hugged me,his head rested on the top of mine,with
his hands wrapped gently around my waist.
ZIM:"maybe so my little Gaz,but you were right for
he hugged me tighter.
ZIM:"and your the one wearing it,who looks perfect in
i blushed again.
he let me out of his hugs so i could look at myself once
ZIM:"is this the one you want?"
Gaz:"are you kidding me?........i actually love it."
ZIM:"more than your amazing ZIM?"
Gaz:"OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!!!!!"
ZIM:"i know you wouldn't my love."
Gaz:"i would never leave you."
i kissed him.
ZIM:"again,i know you wouldn't,and i would die a thousand
times before i would ever leave you."
my cheeks turned pink.
Gaz:"lets go pay for this."
i looked at the price tag,my eyes grew wide.
Gaz:"ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gaz:"what?! and how do you have human money?!"
ZIM:"lets just say people take great intrest in watching
GIR eat snow every year."
ZIM laughed,his eyes seemed to twinkle whenever he
looked at me.
Gaz:"hey can you give me a minute i have to get dressed."
ZIM:"meet me by the front."
he kissed me and stepped out,shutting the door
behind him.i stood in front of all the mirrors,and stared
at myself in my beautiful new wedding dress for what
would be the last time i would even look at it,until my
as i walked toward the front of the store my eyes looked
around.i had to still be watchful for Dib-stink even
though it was highly unlikly for him to be in the city
at this early hour.i sat in a waiting chair that they had as i
patiently waited for my love pig's return.images
of her in that dress started to flash in my head,why
didn't she think she was beautiful?because why wouldn't
she be,when she was all i could think about.i had drifted
off so deep in thought,that i didn't notice at first that
my love pig had come back.
she snapped her fingers and got my attention i felt
as if i had been woken from a spellbinding trance.
i became suddenly alert.
Gaz:"are you okay?"
ZIM:"sorry just deep in thought............perhaps too deep."
she giggled as i sat up and kissed her.
we walked over to the register to obtain the dress.
one employee raised an eyebrow at me.
"Ya'll are buying THIS."she asked.
ZIM:"yes,indeed we are."
i smiled and held up the money in cash,i waved
it in a greedy like manner.
"well....then.........um." the employee stuttered.
she looked at the money again.
"um....here....let me fold that for you two." she offered.
she folded the dress and set in a light blue colored
bag.she handed it to my love pig as i gave her the earth
"have a NiCe DaY!!!!!!!!" yelled the employee.she had
a creepy smile on her face.
we stepped out of the bridal shop with a sigh of relief.
while we did some people gave us odd looks.i shot
evil ones right back at them,as we walked down the city's
dirty streets, hand in hand.
Gaz:"there were SOOOO many people looking at us
ZIM:"and most of them probably didn't have the
brains to even notice at all,and TWO SURE COUNTS AS
SOMETHING!" i said sarcastically.
there was a period of silence as i looked all around me,my
eyes peered at every square inch that surrounded
me for Dib stink.
Gaz:"are you SURE your okay?"
ZIM:"yes my little Gaz i'm fine,just looking out for Dib
she cracked up a bit when i said that.
ZIM:"what's so funny?"
she cracked up again,i smiled.
ZIM:"fits him perfectly."
we laughed again.
Gaz:"so everything is ready right?"
ZIM:"yes my little Gaz,everything else we still need for
the wedding should be on irk,and it's going
to be perfect,i promise."
i kissed her.
Gaz:"i know ZIM you've promised me a thousand times."
ZIM:"well then is this ANOTHER one thousand and one."
she giggled.i kised her again when suddenly we heard
"WHAT!!!YOUR MARRYING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
our eyes flew open in shock as our lips parted,and
stared at who stood before us.
Gaz's wedding dress (on a model)
AND NOW PRESENTING DIB'S SHOCKED FACE WHEN HE OVER HEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!