Here are my top Santana quotes from Season 1:
10. "What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot". (Laryngitis)
: "Who, Rachel? She's dating that Jesse St. James kid from Vocal Adrenaline".
: "No, she's not".
: "Please, she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room". (Power of Madonna)
8. "You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card". (Hell-O)
: "Did you see what Rachel was wearing today?"
: "Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli". (Hell-O)
6. "Get a room!" (Showmance)
: "Will you talk to me then?"
: "I don't really talk during". (Power of Madonna)
4. "Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. His hair's starting to grow back". (Laryngitis)
3. "You haven't deleted his number yet?" (Funk)
: "While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me".
: "Sexy texting, what era are you from?" (Hairography)
: "Can we talk about the giant elephant in the room?"
: "Your sexuality?" (The Rhodes Not Taken)
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