I was sitting on the couch one day, watching some television while I thought about a package I had ordered online. It was a costume of one of my favorite animated characters of all time: Gloria from the film Madagascar! Despite being male I had always fascinated myself with the thought of being Gloria. She was a fun, well-designed, and entertaining character. The fairly overweight hippo was a favorite of mine and I was eager to get my hands on the costume! Just then, the doorbell rang. I ran to the door and opened it and found a man standing there. "I've got a package here, think you could...