Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not!
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

Blair: Damn that Motherchucker!

Blair: Chuck! Aren't you done trying to destroy my night?
Chuck: Look I should never have abandoned you. I know I made the wrong decision as soon as your plane took off. Distracted myself all summer...hoping I wouldn't feel it, but I still do.
Blair: And?
Chuck: I was scared...I was scared that if we spent the whole summer together, just us, then you'd see.
Blair: See what?
Chuck: Me. Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to.
Blair: Not good enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
Blair: The true reason, I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it...and I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ...
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed to hear.


Blair: All you need to know is that you lost. But don't be to hard on yourself, it was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Goodnight Chuck.
Chuck: Goodnight Blair.


Blair: You are disgusting. I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are you still holding my hand?

Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.

Blair: I have a proposition for you.
Chuck: I'll say yes.

Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.

Blair: You mean Chuck?....What?
Serena: You smiled.
Blair: No I didn't! I hate Chuck, don't me lose my apetite!

Chuck: Say those three words you wanted me to say.
Blair: Are you kidding?
Chuck: Not quite. Eight letters. Three syllables. Say them and I'm yours.
Blair: I'm already yours, you're ruining the mood with all this talk.
Chuck: You can't say it. You wanted it from me.
Blair: I'm prepared to settle.
Chuck: Maybe I'm not.
Blair: Chuck Bass, I...will never say those words to you.
Chuck: Then you will never have me.

Chuck: I chased you for long enough, now it's time you chase me.


Blair: You here to gloat?
Chuck: Over what?
Blair: Well you won. Pop the champagne.
Chuck: I didn't win.
Blair: Then why does it feel like I lost?

Chuck: The reason we can't say those three words to each other, isn't because they aren't true.

Chuck: Look i'd rather wait. Maybe in the future...
Blair: I suppose there could be some excruciating pleasure in that.


Blair: Limos and virgins, your specialty!
Chuck: Just so you know, while there are few things I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them.

Blair: Thank you.
Chuck: For you, anytime.

Emma: Was your first time with someone you love?
Blair: Yes. It was.


Chuck: I should choose your date.
Blair: Why?
Chuck: Why not? It will let me prove that I know you better than anyone else.

Chuck: I bring a date for you, you bring one for me. Let's see who's paying attention to the other's desires.
Blair: There has to be something to keep you honest. And to make things interesting.
Chuck: Name the stakes.
Blair: If you actually like your date, I get your limo for a month.
Chuck: Fine. And if you like yours I get Dorota.

Blair: Excuse me, he's taken. Shoo!
Chuck: You look lovely.
Blair: Not as lovely as I'll look in my limo.

Blair: We both know that I'm your one and only. And a Canal Street knock-off seemed like the best option.
Chuck: My thinking exactly.

Chuck: Dance with me.
Blair: What's the point, Chuck. We're never going to be them. You said so, remember? It's not for us.
Chuck: Maybe. But I wouldn't change us. Not if it meant losing what we have.
Blair: And what do we have, Chuck? You tell me.
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up, and dance with me.


Blair: Chuck! Stop! Don't go. Or if you have to leave, let me come with you.
Chuck: I appreciate the concern.
Blair: No. You don't. You don't appreciate anything today. But I don't care. Whatever you're going through, I want to be there for you.
Chuck: We talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And you are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done—the darkest thought you've ever had—I will stand by you through anything.
Chuck: And why would you do that?
Blair: Because I love you.
Chuck: Well that's too bad.

Blair: You wanna get kicked out?
Chuck: Hello to you too, lover. Long time no see.
Blair: Put that out.
Chuck: You didn't say the magic word.

Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass! No one cares.
Blair: I do! Don't you understand? I'll always be here! I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you wanna do to yourself, please don't do that to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.


Chuck: I'm sorry, I screwed up.

Blair: I believed in you. Your father believed in you. You...are the only one who didn't. All I wanted to do was...just, be there.


Chuck: This isn't you.
Blair: How do you know?
Chuck: Because I know you better than I know myself.

Blair: Nate and I have...plenty of spark, better than that fireworks.
Chuck: That was us.
Blair: Chuck, don't act like I didn't fight for you. I did. Hard and for a long time. So please forgive me, if now that we're over i'm exhausted.

Chuck: Still the fact remains, you chose to spend the night in a car, with me over a night in your honeymoon suite with Nate. But then again we all know your weakness for limos.
Blair: I came here for my best friend.
Chuck: Is that the only reason?

Blair: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But everytime I try to move on, you're right there, acting like-
Chuck: Acting like what?
Blair: Like...maybe you want me to be as unhappy as you are.
Chuck: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
Blair: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you have, and tell me if what you feel for me is real, or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out...all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
Blair: Thank you.
Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her and I can't make her happy.

Blair: I know you told Serena you love me.
Chuck: Serena heard wrong.
Blair: Last year you told Nate, this year you told Serena. You tell everyone but me, why can't you tell me?

Blair: You can't run, you have to stay here and here it this time. Chuck Bass, I love you. I love you so much it consumes me. I love you and I know you love me too. Tell me you love me and everything we've done, all the gossip and the lies and the hurt will have been for something. Tell me it was for something.
Chuck: Maybe it was, but it's not anymore.

Chuck: You were right. I was a coward running away again, but everywhere I went, you caught up with me. So I had to come back.
Blair: I want to believe you, but I can't. You hurt me too many times.
Chuck: You can believe me this time.
Blair: Oh. That's it?
Chuck: I love you too.
Blair: But can you say it twice? No i'm serious, say it twice!
Chuck: I love you, I love you, that's three, four, I love you.