Greek Football Team, Euro 2012!

- Because we are 2004 European Champions in football.

- Because we buy whole watermelons and not in slices.

- Because we buy whole lambs and not in pieces.

- Because nights in Greece finish in the morning.

- Because we take our coffee slowly, while smoking and not in "shots".

- Because flirting is our national hobby.

- Because sex is our national sport.

- Because we always moan about the public sector and everyone seeks to get a job in it.

- Because we are not puritans.

- Because we are not racists.

- Because we go out almost every night even if we are penniless.

- Because we know how to spend better...