Just before I start, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True
Do you think guinea pigs can laugh? No? Surely their lips twitch. When a guinea pig is really happy, it jumps all around, and this is called popcorning. See if your guinea pig laughs so much at these jokes that he starts popcorning around for you.
Q: What did the grape say when the guinea pig stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just gave out a little wine!
Did it wink then?
Gorge and charlie seamed to be wanting more attention in the spot light so I decided that I would get them out for half an hour and take some photos it had a professional background hope you enjoy these pictures you are great!!!! :)
Wait I have not done I need to explain about those green beans well. My brother put some beans on their back and they started eating them so I just let them it dosent mater because. For guineapigs they are edible.
All they eat is everyday vegetables and hay not forgetting pelets sometimes I give them muisley spesialy made for guinea pigs of...
You might ask "Jessica?Why not Snowy or Cocoa Or-Something else!" Cause my friend Emma had some named Cocoa and Pumpkin and her dog got a hold of them (pray for Emma) so NO food names.I also call her Jess or Jesse Or MESSY JESSE! She has a two story cage and she flings her hay and poop out the little bars on the counter! If I put her in a basket of something *SPLAT!* 8 turds roll out at once!Gross. On the upside she pooped on my brother!!GOOD HE DESERVED IT.I love her!She is a girl (You dont say!) I dont know how old she is but we might get her a buddy!!
Me:Bye guys.Be good!
*Guinea pigs act normal*
C:He** yes! They're gone!
C:What? I'm so excited! I just cant hide it!
B:SHUT UP!CAN'T I SLEEP!
C:Come on lets get out of here!* nibbles on cage door*
P:Oh come on we're not actually going out of the cage are we?
*Cocoa keeps nibbling*
S:WE'RE LEAVING NOW!?YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY WE'RE GOING!! BUTTERCUP GET UP WE'RE LEAVING!YA- I gotta poop O_O
She gave birth at 5 weeks old.. and she died today. She was a good guinea pig, had the most wonderful pups, Otis, Slagathore, and Petunia. She loved to be held, and how did he pass? Well she got sick, got tinier and tinier until eventually her death came. She's in a better place, where she can see more animals. Maybe she'll see Gracey and Ariel, our other guinea pigs that passed a few years back. They were good pets too, and I'd talk about my other pets but that would be out of subject of the club, so yeah. Milo, R.I.P., we'll miss you very much, and we hope you have a great time in that...
Many a time a cute guinea has grossed out its owner by picking up its own poop and ate it right there. Don't worry this is a normal healthy habit amongst guinea pigs and should not be discouraged. This habit is called cophrology. Guinea pigs release two different types of dung. One type is the one we all know which is just solid waste. The other type which guinea pigs excrete is called caecotrophs. These caecotrophs contain water, vitamins and protein. Guinea pigs excrete caecotrophs because they cannot chew thier food fully and thereby required to digest thier food a second time. Isn't that...
WE dont have enough!! we can do better, i can do better, we all can!lets all talk to the official maker of this site. and ask him/her to make an awsome online chat room for all the fans!!!!!
When we can all talk to each other we will beable to tell eachother wat we think about our fan alikes and dislikes. it will be fun, i promise you and then we will have ppl swarming to this site. soon b4 we know it we will raise it all to the sky and will go beyond. And a message to all yo Guinea pig Haters" Get a FrIEnd Or DO someThing with yo life"
A charming guinea pig greetings card for guinea pig slaves everywhere. Easy to personalise with your own message! From an original pencil illustration by the Little Brown Dog Workshop. See us at: www.littlebrowndog.co.uk*