01 ♥ Because he will always be the one for her.
02 ♥ Because she saved his life.
03 ♥ Because they met in a strip club.
04 ♥ Because they met playing paintball.
05 ♥ Because we still don't know were they actually met
06 ♥ Because she moved in a week after they met.
07 ♥ Because their relationship is like an addiction.
08 ♥ Because their relationship is like Vindaloo curry.
09 ♥ Because he spent more than five years pining for her.
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken.' And the doctor says, 'Well why don't you turn him in?' and the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. They're totally irrational and crazy and absurd, but I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.
Recently, I was watching the second season of House MD, in which Doctor House (the inimitable Hugh Laurie) was hoping that his old flame, Stacy (Sela Ward) would come back to him (despite his unending bad temper, and an ego the size of the national debt). And suddenly, there was one of those moments. The two were waiting in an airport on business for a delayed flight, and...
In dim light, House watches a DVD of Mark’s surgery, a CHRYON title on the lower right of the monitor reads “Warner, M.” House is relentless, eyes pressed to his little TV screen, working the forward and reverse. An untouched pizza on his desk. He takes a Vicodin with a shot of Jack Daniels...
No suprise I posted them, huh?
I just couldn't help it XD.
So I hope you like them...and that you are able to understand what I wrote as I (again) translated them...and almost lost my mind when it came to some of them.
So please don't mind any mistakes, it's late, I am tired and I've got the feeling that my English gets crappier and crappier.
Nevertheless, if all of this didn't chase you away...enjoy :)
Comments and feedback would be great, too.