FEATURE ARTICLE: ATHENA WINS OVER POSEIDON FOR ATHENS
By: Plutarch, Head Reporter of The Olympian Times
Only two hours ago, Athena has won the hearts of the judges over Poseidon, becoming the patron goddess of Athens. Her gift, while small and insignificant-looking (that's Athena, yelling that it's not small and insignificant) is a treasure for all to behold: the olive tree.
"I don't know why Owl-head even got chosen," a grumpy Poseidon says. "It's a tiny tree, for goodness sakes. Who knows if it's even edible? This is all a scam."
Of course, Poseidon is just rather angry that Athena's gift is...
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