Chapter 1 PART ONE
Dancing with Death

Dark stormy nights Jamie usually fell asleep quite nicley, but on this particular night, sleep wasn't as near as what was on her mind. She was in the mood to go somewhere. She had been cooped up in her house all the time scince her mom had passed away just last week. She needed to find somthing to do. As soon as she got to thinking. The phone started to ring. She picked it up and answered it to find her friend Spooky was on the phone.

Spooky: Wanna explorer an abandoned where house with me tonight? Katie, Sadie, Marylin, and me are gonna be there. They say people have went in there and have never come back out alive. And its edging me to go and check it out! So can you please come!

Jamie: I have a bad feeling about this spooky, what if we DONT come back out alive?

Spooky: Thats just a rumor, it could be true, maybe it isen't, but i wanna take the risk...

A warning before we continue: THIS IS PART TWO OF A FANFIC I AM WRITING. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ PART ONE, TURN BACK NOW. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Now that we've got that out of the way...

(We continue as Fliqpy(he flipped out in part 1) and Splendid are about to fight. I'm in a nearby house, but as a Generic Tree Friend(as it stands), I have no lines. I do, however, have a video camera. Wait'll the news gets this footage!)

Splendid, in a voice befitting an English-speaking Godzilla, but a tad more high-pitched: Everyone evacuate your homes! What is about to happen will turn this immediate area into a wasteland! If you do not heed this warning, I cannot guarantee your safety!
Fliqpy: You done?
Splendid: Yeah. Now, where were we...?
Fliqpy: Right about here. *swings at Splendid with his makeshift sign weapon*
Splendid: *dodges expertly* It'll take more than that to kill me. I haven't ever died in the series, and I sure as hell ain't dying now.

You are about to witness history in the making. For the first time in Happy Tree Friends history, you will get to witness the first ever fight between Flippy and Splendid. Because of the poll I had recently created, which is now closed since I just published this fanfic, Flaky is the only Happy Tree Friend who will not die. Any sustained injury will be made survivable so long as it's within reason. However, this also means Flippy will, unfortunately, die. Whether Splendid actually kills Flippy will be revealed here. Feel free to make bets about who kills who first.

Starring: Flippy, Splendid, Flaky
Featured: Nutty, Cuddles, Toothy, Handy, Petunia
Appearances: (This will be kept a mystery. Read this to find out.)
Symbolism of episode title: The phrase "when you see it, you will shit bricks" means when you see something so awesome, freaky, or off-the-rails act-of-god crazy shit that just had to happen next door, you will lose all bodily control and shit your pants. Only the first half of this saying is used as an episode title. (Fun fact: If you watch Futurama, sometimes Bender will see something so shockingly weird that he literally shits bricks.)...