We see a pier and a boat at the beginning of the episode. Until an asian chick jumps up)
Chloe: Good evening, im Chloe, and my Deviantart name is CharmyNutty. Welcome to Total Drama Island, Happy Tree Friends edition. We are live here at Camp Massacre, where all of the cute furry animals get killed here. Any time soon, 16 Happy Tree Friends stars and 6 fan characters will arrive here shortly. Heh! You didn’t even realize that I have fan characters? Anyways, let me show you what we will do in the end of each episode.
(We now see 11 log chairs, a campfire, and 22 plates)
Chloe: This is where all the fun and drama starts. At each episode, one team will come to the campfire, where they will receive a marshmallow. However, the one person who didn’t receive a marshmallow wll have their plate (Pints at the plates) shattered in the campfire. They are very fragile though.
(Back at the pier)
Chloe: So who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right now on Total Drama Island, Happy Tree Friends Edition!
(The intro starts, and wee see a shot of 22 creatures. We now hear Chloe, but we can't see her)
Chloe: 22 creatures, 20 days, one winner.
(Now we see a shot of the camp that the creatures will stay at)
Chloe: They will all be staying in Camp Massacre. Even though they hate this camp, they are here to win.
(Now we see 22 plates that represents each creature. You can tell by the faces painted on them)
Chloe: Day by day, each creature will be eliminated. Until only one creature remain. The 22 creatures are...
(We see a shot of Bully)
Chloe: Bully! A guy that likes to pick on creatures, beats them up, and farts on them
(We see a shot of Cuddles)
Chloe: Cuddles! A rebel bunny that loves to get into trouble.
(We see a shot of Chaley)
Chloe: Charley! A very very gay tiger.
(We see a shot of Disco Bear)
Chloe: Disco Bear! A movin and groovin bear that disgust the ladies. Including me for instance. YEK!
(We see a shot of Flaky)
Chloe: Flaky! A tomboy porcupine that looks like a boy, but she is a girl. DUH!
(We see a shot of Flippy)
Chloe: Flippy! A bear that has too many fangirls, just for... killing creatures.
(We see a shot of Giggles)
Chloe: Giggles! A chipmunk that loves to pick flowers, play with friends, and acts alot like a fairy tale princess.
(We see a shot of Glitter)
Chloe: Glitter! A girl with an immature attitude. If she doesnt get what she wants, she will go bonkers.
(We see a shot of Handy)
Chloe: Handy! A beaver with no hands. Can't you take a hint?
(We see a shot of Jiddell)
Chloe: Jiddell! A squirrel that sounds like Vegeta, fights like Vegeta, and acts like Vegeta.
(We see a shot of Lifty)
Chloe: Lifty! Shifty's younger brother that steals things that aren't his.
(We see a shot of Mime)
Chloe: Mime! He never talks. Nuff said.
(We see a shot of Nutty)
Chloe: Nutty! A really annoying squirrely, candy eating, watchamachalet.
(We see a shot of Petunia)
Chloe: Petunia! A not-so smelly skunk that loves fashion and shopping.
(We see a shot of Pop)
Chloe: Pop! A single stay-at-home dad.
(We see a shot of Renny)
Chloe: Renny! A friendly cat with a sweet ass.
(We see a shot of Russell)
Chloe: Russell! A pirate that does pirate stuff.
(We see a shot of Shifty)
Chloe: Shifty! Lifty's older brother that is always a leader.
(We see a shot of Sniffles)
Chloe: Sniffles! He may be nerdy, but he knows all about the game.
(We see a shot of Splendid)
Chloe: Splendid! A superhero that is not like a superhero to me. No offence.
(We see a shot of Thugy)
Chloe: Thugy. A badass panther that never backs down to anyone. Plus she's fat.
(We see a shot of Toothy)
Chloe: And Toothy! Another man in the house.
(We now see a shot of all 22 creatures)
Chloe: This is Total HTF Island! The first ever HTF reality show ever put on TV... Ever!
(Intro stops and we go back to the show)
Chloe: Welcome back to the island! Its time now to meet our 16 Happy Tree Friends stars and 6 fan characters. Trust me, this can take a while.
(A pink chipmunk with a bow on her head jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Welcome to camp Giggles.
Giggles: Chloe? Oh my gosh! I cant believe you are actually talking to me! Hey, where is everybody?
Chloe: You are the first camper to arrive, silly.
(A bear with an afro and a disco suit jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Disco Bear! Whats up dog?
Disco Bear: Yo Yo Yo Chloe! I’m doing just fine. Hey, that lady over here must be single or something.
Giggles: (Yawn) You are defiantly not my type.
(A beaver with no arms jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Welcome to your new home Handy. How are you feeling?
Handy: Im feeling pretty good. (Sigh) If only I had my hands back.
Chloe: Poor you.
(A blue skunk wearing a Christmas tree necklace jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Hello there Petunia!
Petunia: Hi Chloe. This place looks really nice. Well, except for this pier. It needs a lot of work.
Handy: Im used to working, if I only had hands.
(An otter dressed like a pirate jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Ahoy there Russell.
Russell: Ahoy there matey. Riding on that boat makes me seasick.
Petunia: Eww. Like, take some asprin or something.
(An orange cat jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Everyone, meet my first HTF fan character. Renny!
Renny: Hiya CharmyNutty. (Gasp) This place is huge. Where’s the spa at?
Chloe: We don’t have one, but we do have a spa that we didn’t clean in 5 months.
Renny: (Disgusted) No thanks. I’ll pass.
(A blue anteater wearing glasses jumps off the boat)
Sniffles: Hello there Chloe. Did you vote for me as the new school president?
Chloe: I sure did Sniffles. Why did you want to be school president anyways?
Sniffles: So I can get day off’s.
Chloe: But I thought you like school.
Sniffles: That’s another story.
(A yellow tiger looking all rude jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Ladies and gents, meet my second fan character. Charley!
Charley: What is this place?
Renny: This is Camp Massacre silly.
Charley: It looks like a dump.
(A purple beaver jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Toothy! What’s going on?
Toothy: Nothing much Chloe! I was just throwing water balloons at ducks.
Petunia: HAHA! Cool. I like you.
Toothy: (Blushes) Well... thanks.
(A green squirrel with candy on his face jumps off the boat)
Chloe: What’s up Nutty?
Nutty: Hiya hiya Chloe! How is everybody?
Charley: Pretty much the same.
Nutty: I will miss my candies now that im here. (Starts to cry)
Chloe: (Smacks face) People these days.
(A black panther holding a bucket of fried chicken jumps off the boat)
Thugy: Sup yall? Its your girl Thugy in the house.
Chloe: Ladies and gents, meet my third fan character. Thugy!
Disco Bear: Dayung! That’s my type of girl I wanna be with.
Thugy: Gimmie some love sugar!
Giggles: (Frustrated) Disco Bear is so disgusting.
(A blue flying squirrel with a mask jumps off the boat)
Splendid: Have no fear, Splendid the Flying Squirrel is here to the rescue.
Chloe: Great to have you here Splendid, but we don’t have any emergency’s yet.
Splendid: Well soon, I will become the greatest superheroes of all times.
Russell: (Thinks) In his dreams.
(Two green sneaky raccoons jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Lifty and shifty! My favorite burglars.
Lifty: So what do you have for us Chloe?
Shifty: Hey Lifty, lets steal the purse that lady is using.
Lifty: Good idea Shifty.
(Lifty and Shifty tries to steal Thugy’s purse, but Thugy turns and snaps)
Thugy: (Angry) Ain’t nobody touch my purse! So back off!
Shifty: (Gulp) S-sorry lady.
(A red porcupine looking all nervous carefully jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Flaky! What’s up girl?
Flaky: Erm... I’m uhh... Doing fine.
Chloe: (Grabs Flaky’s shoulder with his arm) I know that you are nervous Flaky. Everyone gets nervous at their first day at camp sometimes. Here, why don’t you meet your new friends that you will spend with.
Flaky: Uhh... okay then.
Nutty: Hiya! My name’s Nutty! How are you feeling? Do you like candy? What do you like to do? What’s your favorite sport? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Flaky: (Blushes) Heh...
(A purple antler wearing face paint jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Hey Mime, can you talk?
Chloe: Well say something.
Handy: I guess we don’t know what he is saying?
(A green squirrel looking all tough jumps off the boat)
Jiddell: Good day to one and all!
Chloe: Ladies and gents, meet my fourth fan character. Jiddell!
Jiddell: That’s Jiddell the great to you Chloe!
(A green bear wearing an army’s suit jumps off the building)
Chloe: Hi there Flippy.
Flippy: Good afternoon Chloe. Isn’t the weather outside beautiful?
Chloe: (Sigh) Look Flippy, I heard that you kill your friends all the time, but I don’t want you to kill anyone on this show. So do me a favor, and try not to disqualify yourself, nor be the first one eliminated.
Flippy: (Salutes) Yes ma'am.
Nutty: (Whispers at Giggles ear) 10 bucks said he is first to go.
Giggles: (Whispers back and snickers) Your on buddy.
(A pink bunny jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Ladies and gents, meet my fifth fan character. Glitter!
Glitter: This is it? This is where I have to stay? No fair! Who are you anyways?
Chloe: Im Chloe. The host of this show.
Glitter: Yeah? Well I want a pony! And I want it now!
Splendid: So that’s why her name is Glitter.
Glitter: Shut up!
(A brown bear wearing pajamas jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Hey there Pop.
Pop: Hi there Chloe. (Turns to the camera) I would like to say hello to my son who is watching me right now. Hi there Cub, daddy loves you.
Chloe: (Puzzled) okay then.
(A blue bull wearing a mohawk jumps off the boat)
Chloe: Everyone, meet my last fan character. Bully!
Bully: Hey Chloe, give me your money! I need a can of soda.
Chloe: HA! You cant do that. I’m the host of this show.
Bully: (Grabs Chloe’s shirt) I said give me your money!
(Just then, Chloe flipped and kicked Bully's chin)
(And finally, a yellow bunny wearing slippers jumps off the building)
Chloe: And now ladies and gents, meet our last camper. Cuddles!
Cuddles: YEHAW! How is everyone?
Giggles: (Blushes and thinks) He is so cute.
Chloe: We are all doing fine Cuddles.
Cuddles: Great to hear that.
Chloe: okay campers. Now that all 22 of you are here, let me take you to the campfire.
Disco Bear: Groovy!
(At the campfire)
Chloe: Okay campers. The people around you will be your competition, or your friend.
Lifty: The only friend I have is my partner Shifty.
Shifty: And the only friend I have is my partner Lifty.
Chloe: (Groans) As I was saying, I will split the half of you into teams. The first team will be Flaky, Renny, Bully, Disco Bear, Toothy, Giggles, Lifty, Shifty, Pop, Flippy and Sniffles. You guys are known as, “The Mighty Sharks”.
Giggles: YAY! I’m a shark.
Renny: So am I.
Chloe: And the next team will be Cuddles, Glitter, Splendid, Nutty, Petunia, Jiddell, Charley, Mime, Thugy, Russell and Handy. You guys are known as, “The Speedy Eagles”.
Glitter: Hey, why that team name? I want a better name!
Mime: (stares at Glitter very angrily)
Chloe: Well campers, that’s all the info I will give you today. Oh and one more thing, feel free to use the confession can anytime you want. Your cabins are up on that hill. Ill see you guys later.
Bully (The Badass)
Charley (The Gay One)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny)
Disco Bear (The Party Dude)
Flaky (The Asian Porcupine)
Flippy (The Killer)
Giggles (The Princess)
Glitter (The Brat)
Handy (The No-Armed Beaver)
Jiddell (The Super-Saiyan)
Lifty (The Thief)
Mime (The Clown)
Nutty (The Nutjob)
Petunia (The Latino Skunk)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Renny (The Average Jane)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Thugy (The Mouth Of The South)
Toothy (The Average Joe)
Campers Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
(No campers are eliminated yet. Keep reading.)