Harper's Island 1x01 "Whap"

Harper’s island
You know you’re obsessed when…….
•    You know exactly who Muffin is
•    Your response to a friend who is complaining about his life is to “Grow a pair.”
•    Whenever there is a serial killer on the loose, you think of John Wakefield.
•    You say “one by one” with the opening titles.
•    When there is a problem with the wedding you automatically worry that “the napkins don’t fit the napkin rings.”
•    You know the “Wellingtons...