((This little snippet of a story explains why it's never a good idea to…*clears throat*…mess with my glasses. If only CERTAIN PEOPLE would listen.))
Harry Ptter was the Boy Who Lived, as he was the only one to survive the Killing Curse. If course, that title had taken on new meaning over the years, as trolls, Death Eaters, dementors, Blast-Ended Skrewts, basilisks, family members, weird Potios professors, Bludgers, trees, and the occasional Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher all tried and failed to off him. Really it was a miracle he was still alive.
Fed, George, this one's for you, since you just can't stop annoying me. One of these days, I'll get my revenge. *evil laugh*
Anyway, this explains exactly what I'lldo if you piss me off under various circumstances
WHILE FIGHTING VOLDEMORT
Bug me in the middle of a Voldy fight at your own risk. Especially if I'm trying to save someone's life. I get caught up in the fight, as I'm almost always outnumbered by those *bleep*ing Death Eaters. I might end up hitting you, or a Death Eater'll capture you. Either way, that would put you in more danger than you already are...
It's hard to believe it's been fourteen years since the Battle of Hogwarts. ((This is all me-Harry, not real-Harry))
Thanks for helping find that one Horcrux. It's destroyed now; Ginny and I took it down to the Chamber of Secrets. I just hope we can find the rest of them before anything really bad happens.
I'm sure there's still a lot to your future yet. Pranks to pull, teachers to tease, and Bludgers to beat. Speaking of Bludgers, where were you when that last one tried snogging me?