((Later on I might move that first chapter out of the forums and into an article. But for now, the table of contents. The forum pages that the chapter covers are listed in parentheses. I only mention the forum name when we changed locations.))
1. Pairing Off (Hogwarts pg 1-2)
2. Pranks and Announcements (pg 2-8)
3. Being Sneaky (pg 9-14)
4. The Gryffindor Common Room (pg 14-19)
5. Finding the Firebolt (19-24)
6. Dueling the Ferret (24-28)
7. Dreams (28-32)
((This little snippet of a story explains why it's never a good idea to…*clears throat*…mess with my glasses. If only CERTAIN PEOPLE would listen.))
Harry Ptter was the Boy Who Lived, as he was the only one to survive the Killing Curse. If course, that title had taken on new meaning over the years, as trolls, Death Eaters, dementors, Blast-Ended Skrewts, basilisks, family members, weird Potios professors, Bludgers, trees, and the occasional Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher all tried and failed to off him. Really it was a miracle he was still alive.
Fed, George, this one's for you, since you just can't stop annoying me. One of these days, I'll get my revenge. *evil laugh*
Anyway, this explains exactly what I'lldo if you piss me off under various circumstances
WHILE FIGHTING VOLDEMORT
Bug me in the middle of a Voldy fight at your own risk. Especially if I'm trying to save someone's life. I get caught up in the fight, as I'm almost always outnumbered by those *bleep*ing Death Eaters. I might end up hitting you, or a Death Eater'll capture you. Either way, that would put you in more danger than you already are just...
It's hard to believe it's been fourteen years since the Battle of Hogwarts. ((This is all me-Harry, not real-Harry))
Thanks for helping find that one Horcrux. It's destroyed now; Ginny and I took it down to the Chamber of Secrets. I just hope we can find the rest of them before anything really bad happens.
I'm sure there's still a lot to your future yet. Pranks to pull, teachers to tease, and Bludgers to beat. Speaking of Bludgers, where were you when that last one tried snogging me?
((Quick note before I start. If you've been following the posts, you'll have seen something inexplicable. Yep, I'm talking about the ring Harry gave Ginny. He says he just found it on his bedside table one morning. This story will explain exactly how it got there.
Please save all your questions until the end.
Now, let the story unfold…))
The sweltering late July heat washed over the Muggle suburb. In most of the houses, the Muggles slept soundly, not bothered by anything unusual in the house at the end of the street. They had long since gotten used to the residents...
The following list contains many encchantments and spells found in the series. I have done my best to include each spell's name, incantation, and effects. For some entries, you may have to look up the spell on your own.
I do hope that everyone takes advantage of this list.
Disarming Spell (Expelliarmus). This is how the Death Eaters can identify Harry in the heat of battle or in a chase. They seem to think it is his signature move. A relatively simple spell, it causes your opponent's wand to fly out of their hand, leaving them at your mercy.
Over the past week or so, we've gotten some new Death Eaters. They messed up quite a lot, making me wonder if they just joined for the hex of it (pun intended).
So, to help cut down on such mishaps in the future, I, acting as Voldemort, am writing this guide. Please keep these things in mind. Thank you.
1. Call Voldemort "My Lord." "Sir" can also be used. DO NOT call him "Voldy," "Voldemort," or any such name. Also avoid using his real name, unless you have been contemplating suicide.