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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Opinion Article

~Twilight Jokes~

Opinion by nessienjake posted over a year ago
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This Jokes we're also posted on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen




Q: What to Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.


Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what you are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!


Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much you mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: You know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.


Q: How do you kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her books and wait for two minutes.



Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward you suck!!!!



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cool
Hahahaha. Rofl! =) These just made my day... especially the fourth one. xD
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Haha, those were really funny.
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same here,hilarious:)
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hahahaha awesome i've got another one
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: say it
Bella: Gay
I cried when i read twilight cause i could feel a part of my brain dying.
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big smile
the first one was the best. no lie. these are hilarious
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thoses are really funny
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no they r not funny any true twilight fan knows that
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bamagirl5899,
as you recently commented,replyıng such as the artıcle ıs not plausıbly funny and that any true twılıght fan knows ıt..
you are very wrong...
for an akward reason I lıke twılıght,and you cant say Im not a true twılıght fan,as I almost know everythıng abou ıt and re-read the serıes several tımes,dıgestıng every ımformatıon whıle readıng.
A true twılıght fan would get the joke beneath the artıcle aand start laughıng ...wouldnt care less,but stıll laugh!
that,s what Id say a true twılıght fan would be
rıght now Ive got 4 and a half more mınutes tıll the computer restarts so I dont have tıme wrıtıng a huge paragraph
Im waıtın your reply
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Smeyer's boggart is logic.
These made my day XD!
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I've got 1

How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!
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thats not that funny
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EmmettOk said:
Yes it is it's so funny Hahahahaha
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no to me it istn
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MG1 said:
Here's one
Edward:do you know why my skin is white?
Bella:no why
Jacob:Bella you're so slow have you ever heard the expression virgins wear white
Bella: yeah so
Edward: hey I'm offended
Bella; I don't get it
Jacob: edward's a virgin so he wears white
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kayce6 said:
ha ha ha... thats funny my favoraite are the firs and the 5th those made me crack itt also made my day.
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hmmm... I dunno. I didn't think these were too funny. I liked the one on how to kill a brain, though. That one did make me laugh.
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No offense or anything
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LOL i loved the one about the brain dying ... because its so true.
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the last one makes no sense
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IzzyOzera said:
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: Say it! Say it out loud!
Bella: Well how else was i supposed to fucking say it?

I'm a vampire, lol jk, my name's Edward Cullen

Bella: Your Pale white and ice cold, i know what you are........A SNOWMAN!
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if only bella was an idiot and lacked deduction skills
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It's called a joke. In other words, don't be such a buzzkill all the freakin' time.
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Jokes are funnier when they make sense
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IzzyOzera said:
you'd be funnier if you weren't so bloody annoying
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Harry Potter is an outdoor grill because his scar burns.

Is that funny?
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@youknowit: most jokes are funny because they don't make sense.
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IzzyOzera said:
an outdoor grill WTF?
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Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: Say it. Out Loud.
Snape: Glittering Fairy Princess!
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Robssesed said:
I loved these ecpecially the first one
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Edward is the biggest cakeface I have ever seen. He wears so much eyeshadow you'd swear he was a racoon.
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