As we all know, wizards do not have that particular bodily function, so they must release their waste in other ways. Their body changes it into air, and then, it is pushed through tiny holes in their eyebrows. Witches have more trouble with this particular technique, meaning they must wriggle their eyebrows around manically, to rid their eyebrows of the waste.
TEEHEE.
That is so true. Rarely does anything happen in the bathroom, and it's events like making Polyjuice potion, battling a troll, solving a clue of a golden egg, etc...but never using the bathroom for it's...main reason.
Although I guess they can't interuppt an important event to go to the loo. Like:
(In the final book, while Voldemort and Harry are fighting with the surge of power connecting their wands or something...sorry, I haven't read that one in a while)
Harry: Oh, hold on!
Voldemort: WHAT?!
Harry: (a bit awkwardly) I have...to go.
Voldemort: ...NOW?! Why?! We're in the middle of a freakin' climactic battle scene! ... (sighs) Okay, but hurry up!
I know it's weird! They never seem to shower or go to the bathroom! I mean, I'm sure they do, but when? After dinner, they always go straight to bed. And the second they wake up they just pull on their robes!
There are only 2 mentions throughout the series of bathing/showering. The first is in book number 3. After the Quidditch match they lost against Hufflepuff, Gred and Forge tell Harry that 'Wood is still in the showers.' The second mention is, of course, the 4th book, where Harry takes a bath in the Prefects bathroom.
But secret wizard lans are much cooler.
When do they go to the bathroom?
TEEHEE.
Although I guess they can't interuppt an important event to go to the loo. Like:
(In the final book, while Voldemort and Harry are fighting with the surge of power connecting their wands or something...sorry, I haven't read that one in a while)
Harry: Oh, hold on!
Voldemort: WHAT?!
Harry: (a bit awkwardly) I have...to go.
Voldemort: ...NOW?! Why?! We're in the middle of a freakin' climactic battle scene! ... (sighs) Okay, but hurry up!
That would be so damn weird.
A genius. ROTFL.
There are only 2 mentions throughout the series of bathing/showering. The first is in book number 3. After the Quidditch match they lost against Hufflepuff, Gred and Forge tell Harry that 'Wood is still in the showers.' The second mention is, of course, the 4th book, where Harry takes a bath in the Prefects bathroom.
Wizards are just weird that way.
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