The most offending crap I have ever layed my eyes upon

	Submitted by zanhar1 over a year ago

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	BB2010 said: I nearly punched my computor because it was so insulting posted over a year ago.

	Angel-Trix said: OMG. One of the most epic fails at trying to prove Twilight is better than HP. Wow they're desperate. To bad all their reasons are absolute bull. But you know what? I'm still angry. I'll think I'll get my exercise ball, find this person, and throw it at them...Actually, I have a bowling ball too... posted over a year ago.

	fnarf42 said: A piece of me just died, then came back to life, burned my computer and smashed it, then died again. posted over a year ago.

	GemonkDruid said: What the hell? I though her name was the most offensive thing that she could type up. But then I read her article. Also, Harry Potter teaches you: * It’s ok to drop out of school and go hunt a crazy, murderous maniac by yourself, and not even go with an adult or anything. * Violence is totally cool. * Death is no big deal, and happens all the time. * Just because you’re an orphan since some guy killed your parents, it’s okay to be a jerk to your friends and accuse them of “not getting it”. * It’s okay to escape from jail. * Don’t trust your government. In fact, just go ahead and reject them completely! * It’s okay to break the rules. * It’s okay to shout at and be rude to teachers and other authority figures. Yeah, well, TOILET teaches you: - It's okay to be a total pushover and let someone take your spine away. - Women who don't need a man are total bitches. - Dating a psychopath stalker is okay, as long as he has a good education! I could go on, but I've gotten bored, and have concluded that this writer is on crack. EDIT: Sweetie, of course you shouldn't trust the government. IT'S A CONSPIRACY! posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	PotterForever said: Ah, the rambling flimsy childishly laughable attempts to prove Twilight is better than HP. Never ceases to amuse me. posted over a year ago.

	GemonkDruid said: ^ How do you deal with it, sunscreen? I feel like weeping when you keep your cool. posted over a year ago.

	PotterForever said: Well, I figure I'll keep my cool by using it as comedy. You know, laughing at it. This way, I don't have to face the horrifying alternative - that she's actually serious. posted over a year ago.

	GemonkDruid said: Laugh? Oh, like this: MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... posted over a year ago.

	PotterForever said: Yes! like that. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA........and so on. And so, I leave you with this: "Jo Rowling is a terrific writer, while Stephanie Meyer cant write worth a darn." - Stephen King. No truer words have been spoken, Mr King. posted over a year ago.

	GemonkDruid said: Teehee... I dare you (or someone else on the spot) to make an account on that site, and comment, c&ping all of our comments on the page. posted over a year ago.

	FredWRules said: "Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential." I lol'ed. then I realized she was serious. posted over a year ago.

	GemonkDruid said: Yeah. Twilight really is quite the plague, isn't it? posted over a year ago.

	zanhar1 said: The part that killed me was when she used the typical Rob is hot thing. posted over a year ago.

	GemonkDruid said: Rob is not hot. He looks like a manic depressive. posted over a year ago.

	Bellatrix-Black said: It's hilarious guys, specially if you troll her site >:) posted over a year ago.

	zanhar1 said: He has catterpiller eyebrows. I already have particuarly over here, I go by Annie on that site link I think i did my job. posted over a year ago.

	emilykuru said: its totally insane. we dont need 2 comment on something that is hopeless and worthless. posted over a year ago.

	xDark_Angelx said: ...You have GOT to be joking! This girl would be kicked out of my school's debate team, her points are so bad. Kristen Stewart? A good actor?! Then again, she thinks the woman who plays Bellatrix is a bad actor. She must have been brainwashed by reading Twilight. And the Edward being hot thing; it does not help support Twilight. He is SO not hot-RP was hot only in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire-when he was a bit younger and without all that crappy vampire makeup. Edward Cullen is a creep stalker who is a terrible example for people who like reading about vampires everywhere. SM is not creative. Who would even think of vampires sparkling-drunk people with an eternity of writer's block, that's who! There is hardly a plot, too. I'd go on much longer as to how messed up this is, but I'm not going to bother. I'm just ignoring the crap I had just read and try my best not to blow up the computer where I read it. posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	Bellatrix-Black said: HEY GUYS! Lexa and I converted our dead blog into something handy, a retaliation blog! Childish I know, but ooooh so fun! link posted over a year ago.

	GemonkDruid said: Lol, I love it! posted over a year ago.

	emilyroxx said: I was going to post all of my problems with what she said as a cooment, but it got too long so I'm writing an article about it. I mean, it's almost FUNNY how stupid some Twilight fans can be. Well, at least she typed coherently. posted over a year ago.

	zanhar1 said: I joined your blog posted over a year ago.

	Luna--Lovegood said: I think this horrible prep person IS serious. shudders posted over a year ago.

	emilyroxx said: Great blog! posted over a year ago.

	zanhar1 said: I know right XD posted over a year ago.

	emiehs96 said: she said that disagrees with everything she puts on there.It's a joke site,guys. posted over a year ago.

	1-2vampire said: LOL she nailed a preppygurl posted over a year ago.

	MrsSiriusB said: She didn't write this article, you do know that right? The article belongs to an extremely shallow, racist and rather idiotic girl name Twilight Gurls or something like that. posted over a year ago.

	CherryCrush100 said: WTF?! Silly Twihard shakes head sympathetically posted over a year ago.

	loolymadness said: So "Preppygurl" IS a troll! I knew it! But you could tell it was a troll anyway, because there was some sort of arrangement to the mindless stupidity and real punctuation is used, far better than your average Twilight fan. posted over a year ago.

	cunha27 said: She's not a troll. It is simply a joke article. The writer states so herself right at the top of the article: "DISCLAIMER: This site is NOT SERIOUS! This is a JOKE site. I made this for fun, to try and capture the average, shallow teen girl, and subtly poke fun at them, and Twihards." This article always makes me laugh. The writer tries to poke fun at "shallow teen girls...and Twihards" yet it's the many indignant HP fans responding to it who come out looking silly by completely missing the point - specially the ones who like to tout their intellectual superiority. posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	annapeace said: I do like twilight a little but the writer is out the universe with her article,what a joke.sighs posted over a year ago.

	zanhar1 said: Dying because my naming skills 4 years ago were a cry for help! posted over a year ago.

	annapeace said: Also, Twilight has: Robert Pattison, can you say HOT? And he’s totally sexy when he sparkles! Taylor Lautner, I mean, have you SEEN those muscles? Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential. The Volturi. REALISTIC Villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters Harry Potter isn’t all bad, I mean, they DO have: Robert Pattison as Cedric Diggory. The ONE thing the producers got right! Don’t even try to deny you don’t rewind just to watch his scenes again! Lucius Malfoy. Hot, even for an older guy! And that’s about it. Seriously, you want QUALITY literature and movies, watch Twilight. I mean, I don’t HATE Harry Potter or anything, It’s just like, NOTHING compared to the literary BRILLIANCE that is Twilight! You know it’s true!(the writers exact words sounds like a desperate teen trying to save her popularity shakes headcopied and pasted) posted over a year ago.