Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD
*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*
It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the beach with her.
Once they got to the beach they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If you couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice swimsuit to show off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head to two in clothing, trying to block out the sun. He didn't even notice Bella trying to get his attention.
Bellatrix frowned and stood in front of him. "NOTICE ME!" she yell.
This casued Voldemort to flinch and look at Bella. "Bella...Yelling at me is not needed, I'm three feet away from you" He stated.
"But look at what i'm wearing!"