The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended by me.

A Commanding Spell and Potion
by Dan "Rad" Cliffe

INCANTATION
Impero homo

DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as you say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartridge (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat

SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
You need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.

Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.

Thirdly, add the favorite drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will bed yours to command.

the things i have learnet from harry potter, for example:
"'people who wants auothorty are the people who do not deserve it.but, people who did not want the auothorty and had to be leaders.but, the found theirselves good to be leadres.''
when someone asks me about what i want to be in the future.i answer him/her this;
''the most impotant thing is whatever i will be. it would be something useful for my country and for myself''.
if someone read haary potter series before he/she would understanad what am i saying. the last thing i would like to say is thank you harry potter for every thing you have taught me

here is a list of weasleys wizard wheezes

Pygmy Puffs

Pygmy Paint

Pet Rock

Shield Cloak

Shield Gloves

Daydream Charms

SuLices

Self-Sufficient Candles

Self-Sufficient Lantern

Headless Hats

Ever-Bashing Boomerangs

Reusable Hangman

Basic Blaze Box

Self-Shuffling Playing Cards

Instant Darkness Powder

Skiving Snackbox

Ton Tongue Toffees

Dragonbombs

Fake Wands

Screaming Yo-Yo

U-No-Poo

Extendible Ears

Half Price Joke Books

Canary Cream Custards

Muggle Magic Tricks

Portable Swamp

Edible Dark Marks

Potter Specs

Potter Scar

BumblingBaby Binkies

BumblingBaby Bottles

BumblingBaby Blankies

Sludge Sauce

Farcical Foam

Foul Fowl

Bubble Ducky

WonderWitch Love Potion #10

WonderWitch Morphing Goop

WonderWitch Pimple Vanisher

Punching Spyglass

Deflagration Deluxe

Grow Your Own Warts Kit

Decoy Detonator

Trick Toothbrushes

Weasley Quills

Grow Your Own Furniture Kit

Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray

This is kind of like a song version on Neville's speech in DH part 2. I do not have a clue what I wrote it but I hope you enjoy it.




Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every day but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one more step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one more tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that you done
Voldemort you going down
And way you can stop us
You can’t break us down

1 Egg White (buy ready pasteurised egg white from the shop, rather than just using raw eggs)
12 oz Icing Sugar (powdered sugar)
3 drops Peppermint Essence
Liquorice Laces

Instructions
Whisk egg white until frothy.
Beat in sugar and essence.
Knead well.
Shape into spheres by rolling between palms.
Wrap in liquorice laces.
Cool in fridge. :)


lollipops (Way-Sour Charms Blow Pops, Dum Dums, etc)
Pop Rocks (whatever flavor you choose)

Instructions
Remove the lollipops from their original wrappers.
Open the Pop Rocks and pour them in a shallow bowl.
If your lollipops are not sticky enough on their own, dip them quickly in plain water.
Roll the lollipops in the Pop Rocks until they are completely covered.
Wrap them in plain wax paper squares.
The Pop Rocks immediately start losing their "pop" when in contact with the moisture in the lollipops, so assemble these as close in time to serving as possible for the best effect

If only we could be together,
You and I,
But our parents would never allow it,
You and I,
Our hearts are broken,
Yours and mine,
I weep for you,
My dear Rose,
Tears run down my face,
Like water flows.
I love the way your wand made flowers,
Made me feel like I had super powers.
I love your spirit,
Fierce but charming,
Complimenting and healing mine,
Which is hurtfull and harming.
My dad's a butt,
My mum is too,
But YOU made my heart soar,
When I was with YOU.
Your the best witch ever,
Inherrited your mum's brains,
Your hair is fiery,
Like a bright pretty flame.
If only we could be together,
You and I,
Forever together,
You and I