Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.
Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death
Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill
Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.
Side effects: Might break Hagrid's heart if you get into a close relationship with him.
Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and show yourself in public.
Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses or people who suffer from a lack of attention
Assumed probability of success: ~80% (under the assumption that you are able to brew the Polyjuice Potion correctly or get some correctly brewed potion from someone else)
Possible reasons for failure: The people you show yourself to are Death Eaters, Muggles, cowards or manage to arrest you without killing.
Side effects: Might cause a mass panic, make a random person become a hero and give the future History of Magic students more to learn.
Possibility three: Make an Unbreakable Vow that you will die within a certain period of time – you'll either die or die.
Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die during a specific action (e.g. while sleeping)
Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that you manage to find two people willing to assist you with the performance of the vow)
Possible reasons for failure: None
Side effects: None
Possibility four: Use a Time Turner and duel yourself.
Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die in a fight, but have no enemy who's good enough to stand a chance
Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that you keep fighting until either you or you are dead)
Possible reasons for failure: None
Side effects: You'll experience your own death twice (once as the killer and once as the killed)
Possibility five: Persuade Snape to become a double agent and convince him that it is necessary for his credibility to kill you while members of the enemy group are watching.
Especially recommended to: People who want to give their death a higher purpose
Assumed probability of success: ~5%
Possible reasons for failure: Lack of enemy groups or lack of influence on Snape
Side effects: Might pose a psychological strain for Snape, but will help fighting the enemy group
Possibility six: Have dinner with twelve guests and get up from the table before anyone else does.
Especially recommended to: People who believe what Professor Trelawney says
Assumed probability of success: ~0.0000000001%
Possible reason for failure: Lack of coincidence
Side effects: You might have a nice evening.
Possibility seven: Keep drinking Aging Potion until you die of decrepitude.
Especially recommended to: People who share the medieval belief that suicides will burn in hell and therefore want to die a natural death.
Assumed probability of success: ~85% (under the assumption that you are able to brew a sufficient amount of Aging Potion correctly or get enough correctly brewed potion from someone else)
Possible reasons for failure: The growing age makes you so clouded that you forget your plan (and therefore stop drinking) before it makes you die.
Side effects: You get to know how you look as a very old person.
Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death
Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill
Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.
Side effects: Might break Hagrid's heart if you get into a close relationship with him.
Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and show yourself in public.
Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses or people who suffer from a lack of attention
Assumed probability of success: ~80% (under the assumption that you are able to brew the Polyjuice Potion correctly or get some correctly brewed potion from someone else)
Possible reasons for failure: The people you show yourself to are Death Eaters, Muggles, cowards or manage to arrest you without killing.
Side effects: Might cause a mass panic, make a random person become a hero and give the future History of Magic students more to learn.
Possibility three: Make an Unbreakable Vow that you will die within a certain period of time – you'll either die or die.
Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die during a specific action (e.g. while sleeping)
Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that you manage to find two people willing to assist you with the performance of the vow)
Possible reasons for failure: None
Side effects: None
Possibility four: Use a Time Turner and duel yourself.
Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die in a fight, but have no enemy who's good enough to stand a chance
Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that you keep fighting until either you or you are dead)
Possible reasons for failure: None
Side effects: You'll experience your own death twice (once as the killer and once as the killed)
Possibility five: Persuade Snape to become a double agent and convince him that it is necessary for his credibility to kill you while members of the enemy group are watching.
Especially recommended to: People who want to give their death a higher purpose
Assumed probability of success: ~5%
Possible reasons for failure: Lack of enemy groups or lack of influence on Snape
Side effects: Might pose a psychological strain for Snape, but will help fighting the enemy group
Possibility six: Have dinner with twelve guests and get up from the table before anyone else does.
Especially recommended to: People who believe what Professor Trelawney says
Assumed probability of success: ~0.0000000001%
Possible reason for failure: Lack of coincidence
Side effects: You might have a nice evening.
Possibility seven: Keep drinking Aging Potion until you die of decrepitude.
Especially recommended to: People who share the medieval belief that suicides will burn in hell and therefore want to die a natural death.
Assumed probability of success: ~85% (under the assumption that you are able to brew a sufficient amount of Aging Potion correctly or get enough correctly brewed potion from someone else)
Possible reasons for failure: The growing age makes you so clouded that you forget your plan (and therefore stop drinking) before it makes you die.
Side effects: You get to know how you look as a very old person.
Slytherin the house of apparent "evil." If you think about it the kids in Slytherin that went with Voldemort granted probably went with him because they were sick of being rejected. Nobody wanted to be friends with the Slytherins and automatically assumed them evil not to mention the fact that some were pressured by their parents such as Draco. Nobody considers the fact that his dad abuses him mentally and is often rough with him so nobody knows what happens behind closed doors.In my opinion people are way to quick to judge Slytherins without considering their pasts and the pressure put upon them.Thefore,Slytherins may be more misunderstood than bad.