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Guide by cutechibineko posted over a year ago
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Ways to piss off Ron!
1) Constantly yell out for "Won-won."

2) Dress up as Snape and wake him up in the middle of the night.

3) Dress up as Voldemort, hide under his bed, then crawl your hands up & over the sides of his bed in the middle of the night.

4) Use "yo mamma" jokes on him.

5) Ask him when he's planning on purposing to Harry. Then tell him, if he doesn't hurry up Draco will beat him to it.

6) If he argues and says he loves Hermonie, tell him Draco will beat him to that too.

7) Tell him Lucios Malfoy says hi and wink.

8) When the room is quiet, suddenly break out singing, "Weasley is our King!"

9) Ask him if that is his natural hair color.

10) Everytime he walks into a room, scream, FIRE, and dump water on his head. Then say start screaming, IT'S NOT OUT YET!

11) Spread a rumour around school that his Boggart is his mother.

12) Charm the Mirror of Erised so that it shows Ron as a girl: he'll never be right in the head again.
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Opinion by cutechibineko posted over a year ago
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Ways to piss off Lord Voldemort!
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.

2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."

3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."

4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.

5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.

6) Tell him you are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his love for him.

7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as you can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"

8) Follow him around all day, singing Somewhere over the Rainbow.

9) Dye all his robes sunny yellow.

10) Ask him what's his favorite type of flower.

11) During the most important & serious Death Eater meeting, dress up in a ball gown while Draco wears a tuxedo, and start dancing in the middle of a meeting and grab all the death eaters; one by one; to dance with you guys
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Guide by cutechibineko posted over a year ago
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1) Ask him if you can go to his and Pansy wedding

2)Draw a picture of what his and pansy kid will look like

3)Ask him if he thinks Snape is sexy

4)Tell everyone that he likes to take pictures of Luna Lovegood

5)On his birthday send him a red and gold dress and say it was from snape

6)Announce to the entire school that he sleeps with a pink unicorn. While doing this, produce a tattered one from your cloak
7)Have every Muggle Born in the school follow him around.

8) Go up to him & tell him that there is a killer on the loose in the school and they are killing anyone named Draco!

9) Ask him how's his best friend, Harry.

10) Buy him, "How to catch a Snitch for Dummies."

11) Introduce him to Drarry & Dramonie fanatics.

12) Buy him a pet ferret.

13) Ask him if he's sure his mother isn't Umbridge.

14) Buy him a hippogriff and say it was a present from Hagrid.
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Opinion by cutechibineko posted over a year ago
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1)Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.

2)Make a voodoo doll of Harry Potter. Push pins into it in class and smile knowingly at Snape.

3)Scatter rose-petals in front of him wherever he goes.

4)Shout '10 points from Professor Snape!' at random moments.

5)Hide your face with your hands in class. When he approaches remove them and shout 'Peek-a-boo!'

6)Introduce him with the words "Here is a man who not only has a brilliant mind and a wonderful wit, but can also sing.'

7)Get a hose. Corner him. Spray him down. Run. (this one is my FAVORITE!)

8)Dress like him and dye your hair black. Refer to yourself as 'mini-snape'

9)Knock on his door and use the Disillusionment spell to hide when he opens it, then say, "They're coming for you....."

10)Nickname your quill 'Snapie' and talk to it during class.

11)Drop vague hints that McGonagall likes him a little more than strictly necessary.
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Opinion by cutechibineko posted over a year ago
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Ways to piss off Hermonie!
1. Say that the smarter you are, the quicker you die.

2. Tie her to a chair and tell her she can't get up until she finds the last number in pi. (3.14...................)

3.Lock her in a room that has a gun with one bullet and repetitively plays Hillary Duff soundtracks

4. Force her to read a German dictionary and write a 10 page book report on it.

5. Throw water balloons at her and tell her you wanted to know if she would melt.

6. Stick her in the Jar with Rita Skeeter.

7. Force her to sing, "The Real Slim Shady."

8. Follow her to the library and everytime she opens a book, throw a house elf across the room, to distract her, so she fails her exams.

9. Dig up Dobby's mangled corpse and follow her around Hogwarts with it.

10. Tell her that Ron wants to name their daughter Lavender Sybil Weasley

11. Send her a note saying 'Hermione, I'm your REAL mama! We have to start bonding!' sign it from Bellatrix Lestrange.
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Opinion by Thecharliejay posted over a year ago
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[edit] A
Mrs Abbott – Mother of Hannah Abbott, killed by Death Eaters
Hannah Abbott – Hufflepuff student in Harry Potter's year, member of Dumbledore's Army, later the landlady of the Leaky Cauldron and wife of Neville Longbottom.[1] She is portrayed by Charlotte Skeoch in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Euan Abercrombie – Gryffindor student who enters Hogwarts in Harry's fifth year
Stewart Ackerley – Ravenclaw student who enters Hogwarts in Harry's fourth year
Falco Aesalon – Ancient Greek wizard, first known Animagus
Cornelius Agrippa – Wizard
Bertram Aubrey – Hogwarts student bullied by James Potter and Sirius Black
Avery – Death Eater, Slytherin student who befriended Severus Snape while at Hogwarts

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Bathsheda Babbling – Ancient Runes teacher at Hogwarts
Malcolm Baddock – Slytherin student who is at Hogwarts during Harry's fourth year
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Fan fiction by fly210 posted over a year ago
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This is my first story here I hope you like it.

What would happen if just one more person, just one, was in the popular seires Harry Potter? Would the story change altogether? would some people live that died in the movie? would harry find out things that he found out to late? Would voldemort be weaker, stronger, or his streangth would be the same? Well I'm here to tell you by giving draco a sister named amila. by doing this I hope to continue the story of harry potter a little bit longer because as J.K. Rowling said no story lives unless somone wants to here it. But hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home. I hope you enjoy and plz comment on this idea.

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Opinion by jhakanaka420 posted over a year ago
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Severus Snape,the missing piece of puzzle of the Harry Potter series.He is also perhaps the most crucial character in the whole series and after its completion,many readers' favourite.In short,he is JK Rowling's masterstroke.

But to be frank,even a few days back I could not even sympathize with Severus.In the initial books he was just a menacing person who gives the trio a hard time without really any proper reason.He was not even a just professor always favoring his own house students.Harry didn't like him either of course & suspected his involvement in the many dark things that start happening right from Philosopher's stone.But I believed in the conviction of Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledor and knew not to distrust him.

Things started getting complicated from the very beginning of Half-Blood prince and after the end of it I decided I should start considering Snape as the bad guy.

As Deathly Hallows finally revealed the true identity of Severus Snape,I unlike many of the readers of the series failed to sympathize with him.I kept thinking he deserved what he got in life.He was inclined towards the darker side from a very early age and...
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Fan fiction by FashionBug12 posted over a year ago
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Hermione dashed up the stairs to the Gryffindor commons. 
"That selfish pig. That sad excuse for a pure-blood! That-" 
Ron sauntered up behind her, and put his arms around her waist. During this particular year, (6th) he was being especially romantic. His red hair was illuminated by the fire behind them.
"Oh!" Hermione gasped. "Hello Ronald, how's your evening?" 
He swayed her back and forth slowly, and kissed her cheek. "Better now your here."
She giggled. "Cheesy, yet effective." Hermione reached up and kissed Ron's cheek.
"So, why back so late, 'Mione?" Ron asked. "Studying for our imaginary test?"
"No, you goof. I was having a HORRID conversation with-" 
"Who?"
"Malfoy." She spat. Hermione pulled herself away from Ron. "That STUPID little-" 
"We do not cuss here, 'Mione. I have a punishment in order for you." 
He walked her over to a large, plush red chair, and kissed softly.
"Wow." Harry whistled. "How are you two lovebirds doing?"
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Fan fiction by FashionBug12 posted over a year ago
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"YOU STUPID MUDBLOOD!" Draco screamed. "How dare you humiliate me?!?"
They were in front of the Potions classroom, everyone had left, even Snape. The candlelight from the chandeliers, was the only available light.
Hermione didn't even flinch as the spit from the disgraceful mouth in front of her. She tried to keep her cool, which really isn't that hard for her.
"Malfoy, I dont think a simple slap between enemies is that humliating. You decided to accept it, you arse." She spat. 
Draco glared at her with his gray-blue eyes. 'That stupid mudblood, how dare she say that to me?'
As Draco's large hand made direct contact with her cheek, Hermione's petite hand slapped his face. 
"YOU ARSE!!!" She screamed. "I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE ME, OR MY STATUS! BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SLAP ME! NONE." Her evil death glare actually frightened Draco a little. 
"I can do whatever I want, Granger. I can slap that pretty little face silly if I want to. Deal. With. It."
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Opinion by twifanpire posted over a year ago
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Now that Harry Potter is over, I’ve made a little list of the films from my least-favorite to most favorite (as of now…it tends to change), listing some of the pros and cons of each. I wrote this just for fun, and I’d like to hear your thoughts as well. This is just my humble opinion, and I’m sure it will be different from yours, but no rude comments please :)



#8. HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2004) Mike Newell
The fourth Harry Potter movie, whilst not being exactly the longest, feels like it’s the longest. The special effects are great, but in my point of view they hardly make up for what I felt as the loss of ‘magic’ the previous films had, and that the following ones would fortunately get back.
Pros:     
-The tasks are sort of exciting to watch. Harry's round with the Hungarian Horntail is pretty amazing. The second task in the Black Lake is almost as good as it is in the book, the lake was impressive.
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Opinion by DR76 posted over a year ago
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Below is my review of the 2009 movie called "HARRY POTTER and the Half-Blood Prince". Directed by David Yates, the movie starred Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson and Sir Michael Gambon:




"HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE" (2009) Review

When the producers of the latest installment of the HARRY POTTER movie franchise had announced their intentions to push back the movie’s release date from November 2008 to July 2009, a relative of mine had expressed disappointment. My own disappointment was muted by the possibility that the movie required further retakes for improvement. After finally seeing ”HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE”, I am beginning to wonder if any retakes had ever been made.

Judging by my words, one would assume that I harbor a low opinion of ”HALF-BLOOD PRINCE”. Well . . . that person would be right. Because I do have a low opinion of the movie. I am almost inclined to declare ”HALF-BLOOD PRINCE” as the worst HARRY POTTER ever made. But I believe that it would receive stiff competition from 2005’s ”GOBLET OF FIRE” for that particular title.
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Opinion by shannon9396 posted over a year ago
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Many Harry Potter fans were already adults when the first Harry Potter movie got out in the theaters. Many other fans were not even born. But most of us were kids just like Harry, Ron and Hermione.
We sure felt connected to them and hoped that one day somebody as huge as Hagrid would knock our door and announce us that we are accepted to the best wizzarding school. We whispered "Alohomora" everytime we saw a locked door, we cried for Cedric everytime we saw a maze and we picked up Harry Potter costumes for Halloween.
Now, many years later we feel hollow. Harry Potter is over. And with it our childhood is gone as well. We can now look back and remember all those things that defined us some years ago. Harry Potter is one of those. So, besides this emptiness that I now feel, I am happy that it was one important part of childhood and even for my life. I will remember it everytime I look at the selves where the seven books are, everytime there is a Harry Potter movie on television and everytime I see a locked door I will still whisper "Alohomora" and expect it to open.
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Opinion by sanzo posted over a year ago
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As expected, Warner Brothers today announced their Studio Tour London location featuring 'The Making of Harry Potter', which will take attendees through the real sets used for all eight Harry Potter films.

Art: Promo Poster featuring Great Hall | Official Logo

Press release: Warner Bros. Studio Tour London - The Making of Harry Potter will open in the Spring of 2012 at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden, the production home of the Harry Potter films for over ten years.

Tickets will go on sale later this year and must be booked in advance via a dedicated website www.wbstudiotour.co.uk or through approved tour operators.

Featuring the authentic sets, costumes, animatronics, props and effects used in the production of all eight Harry Potter movies, the tour will showcase the British artistry, technology and talent that went into bringing this beloved film series to life.

Among a series of never-before-seen exhibits on the three hour long tour, visitors will be able to walk onto some of the most memorable sets from all of the films in the Harry Potter series including the iconic Great Hall, Dumbledore’s office and many...
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Article by katlovesbtr posted over a year ago
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Harry Potter Jokes

Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!

What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!

Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!

What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! You can say his name now, silly



knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!

Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand...
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Opinion by Misguided_Angel posted over a year ago
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I mark myself a Slytherin. Yepp, I said it and I feel no shame.

After all, we can't say that all of them are bad. (Regulas Black, and Severus Snape being notable examples.) as well as Narcissa Malfoy and Horace Slughorn (the fun, jolly fellow he is)(As noted in comments)

Its just a house with a bad rap, because of a few bad people.

Saying all Slytherins are evil would be like saying Germany is an evil, and horrible country JUST because Adolf Hitler originated there.

My personal opinion is that, yes some Slytherins went as bad as you could go, but others just got wrapped up in the "misconceptions."

Many Slytherins are not evil, they are strong willed, independent, ambitious, and cunning people who desire to be the best.

And on a further note, lets look at a few less then 'chivilrous' Gryffindors.
Peter Pettigrew- Enough said I do believe.

James Potter, however brave and loyal, was an arrogant bully.
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List by kris10853 posted over a year ago
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General Facts Not Disclosed in the Books


(Facts go from newest to oldest, with newest on top)



◦Prefects can take points; Ron got it wrong in Order of the Phoenix, which makes him a pretty poor prefect, eh?

◦Fred and George Weasley were born on April Fools' day (no joke).

◦Ginny Weasley's first name is Ginevra, and she is the first female Weasley born for "several generations," says JKR.

◦Arthur Weasley has two brothers.

◦Molly Weasley's maiden name is Prewett.

◦Crookshanks is half Kneazle.

◦The infamous Weasley cousin who was cut from the books was named Mafalda. She was in Slytherin.

◦Dean Thomas's father was killed by Death Eaters when he refused to join them. Neither Dean nor his mother know.

◦Dean Thomas was named Gary in the first drafts of the Philosopher's Stone.

◦Hagrid, Lily, and James were in Gryffindor. (Hagrid was NOT in Hufflepuff.)
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Opinion by kris10853 posted over a year ago
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Sirius Black
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Mirror of Erised," Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1997, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore


After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Man with Two Faces," Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1997, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore


As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Man with Two Faces," Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1997, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore


Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. ~J.K. Rowling, "Dobby's Reward," Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by the character Arthur Weasley
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Article by kris10853 posted over a year ago
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The twins
•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone




•"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"


•Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
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Article by Thecharliejay posted over a year ago
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Rank Title Worldwide gross Year Ref
1 Avatar $2,782,275,172 2009 [# 1]
2 Titanic $1,843,201,268 1997 [# 2]
3 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King $1,119,110,941 2003 [# 3]
4 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest $1,066,179,725 2006 [# 4]
5 Toy Story 3 $1,063,171,911 2010 [# 5]
6 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides $1,032,828,392 2011 [# 6]
7 Alice in Wonderland $1,024,299,904 2010 [# 7]
8 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 $1,008,460,000 2011 [# 8]
9 The Dark Knight $1,001,921,825 2008 [# 9]
10 Transformers: Dark of the Moon $982,892,000 2011 [# 10]
11 Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone $974,755,371 2001 [# 11]
12 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End $963,420,425 2007 [# 12]
13 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 $955,417,476 2010 [# 13]
14 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix $939,885,929 2007 [# 14]
15 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince $934,416,487 2009 [# 15]
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Opinion by Andressa_Weld posted over a year ago
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01. Before Tonks died, she saw Remus fall down only a couple feet away.
She ran over to him, and as Bellatrix fired the Killing Curse, she whispered in his ear, “Wotcher, Remus”, with her hand falling into his after she’d been hit.

02. Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley got together in their 5th year.

03. Dean's son married Seamus' daughter.
Dean and Seamus were so proud and saw it as a way to be brothers.

04. Severus wrote many letters to Lily saying how he loved her.
He never sent one. If she was happy, then he could get along.

05. Ron was never a romantic. But he tried everyday to show Hermione that he cared.

06. Lee Jordan (a close friend of the Weasley twins) gave his daughter the middle name Fredricka, she was in fact in the same year as Fred Weasley II, and they felt in love.

07. Victoire Weasley and Dominique also had a wand with Veela hair.

08. Harry gave Teddy a scrapbook of Remus and Tonks.
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Review by franky2010 posted over a year ago
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I just discovered that there is an iPhone application for Harry Potter style moving portraits. You can find it here: link

Now I just have to safe some money to go to Florida.

On their web site (link) they have an example how to embed it into any web page. I was surprised how simple it is. The app can actually upload it to YouTube for you.

I love the app it is really easy to use!

-Franky
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Guide by simpleplan posted over a year ago
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Books:


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: 30 June 1997
•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 2 July 1998
•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 8 July 1999
•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 8 July 2000
•Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 21 June 2003
•Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 16 July 2005
•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: 21 July 2007
Films:


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: 4 November 2001
•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 15 November 2002
•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 31 May 2004
•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 18 November 2005
•Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 11 July 2007
•Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 15 July 2009
•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1: 19 November 2010
•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2: 15 July 2011
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Fan fiction by PotterLambert93 posted over a year ago
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Chapter 3
A New School Year

    Ginny could not believe what her father just said. She stood there for a long time before anyone spoke.

Ginny: No... it can't be...Snape? she falls on the sofa

Mr Weasley: I'm so sorry dear.

Ginny [angrliy]: But he killed Dumbledore!

Mr Weasley: I know, I'm just as disgusted as you are.

Miss Weasley: This is outragous! No, I have had enough! we are going to my Aunt's house first thing-

Mr. Weasley: Molly! you know Ginny has to go back! if she doesn't, who knows what will happen to us! She's just going to have to deal with it.

Ginny: He betrayed us! how could they?!

Mr. Weasley: It's You-Know-Who who appointed him, Snape is, after all, on his side now.

Ginny: Any more bad news?

Mr Weasley: Well, actually... yes. I wanted you to wait until you got to the castle but I think you deserve a fair warning. There will be two new teachers at school. They are the Carrow siblings. They're Death Eaters.
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Fan fiction by PotterLambert93 posted over a year ago
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Chapter 2
Bad News

    A few days had passed since the disaster. Ginny and her mother were preparing dinner while everyone was at work. She was doing everything she can to avoid Harry in her thoughts by doing chores. As dinner was set on the table, Mr Weasley arrived home, looking distraught.

Ginny: Is everything ok at work dad? she noticed The Daily Prophet in his hands

Mr. Weasley: Well, I think this should explain it...

He gave the Daily Prophet to his daughter. Suddenly, Ginny gave a huge outcry. Right in front of the paper was a picture of Harry with big huge words:

WANTED FOR THE QUESTIONING OF ALBUS DUMBLEDORE'S DEATH

Ginny: How could they?!! Mum! look at this! Molly takes a look, she was more angrier than Ginny

Miss Weasley: I can't believe it! they have gone absolutley too far this time! They're all mad! doing this to a 17-year-old boy!

Mr. Weasley: That's not the only thing though. The Ministry has also decided to call muggle-borns into questioning. They believe that all of the muggle-borns "stole" magic and will do anything to punish them! out...
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