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Review by bendaimmortal posted over a year ago
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I'm basing this review mostly on J.K. Rowling's official words and a little on the books's content. I write this regarding how the question of the educating style is often pondered and some even think "all pure-bloods were home schooled".

The purity of one's blood is not relevant to how a child is schooled before Hogwarts. With the exception of families like Malfoys or Blacks who would probably die before sending their kids amongst muggles to learn anything. But whatever few pure-blood families there were left - as far as I see - most of them are not known to be like those two, but have a respectable attitude of muggles and all - or alternatevily we do not know anyrhing certain about theirs.

Actually I can think of only two or three in any essential way introduced pure-blood families at the moment, other than those two. The Weasleys, the Crouches, (and the Longbottoms.)

"'Where do wizarding children go to school before Hogwarts?'
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Fan fiction by LilysLittleTwin posted over a year ago
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I do not own Harry Potter or A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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VOLDEMORT
Having once this juice,
I'll watch Bellatrix when she is asleep,
And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
The next thing then she waking looks upon,
Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull,
On meddling monkey, or on busy ape,
She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
As I can take it with another herb,
I'll make her render up her page to me.
But who comes here? I am invisible;
And I will overhear their conference.

Enter DRACO, PANSY, following him

DRACO
I love thee not, therefore pursue me not.
Where is Ronald and fair Hermione?
The one I'll slay, the other slays me.
Thou told me they were stolen unto this wood;
And here am I, and wode within this wood,
Because I cannot meet my Hermione.
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Fan fiction by LilysLittleTwin posted over a year ago
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I do not own Harry Potter or A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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DOLOHOV
How now, spirit! Whither wander you?

GRAY LADY
Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere;
And I serve Hogwarts’ queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.
The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
In their gold coats spots you see;
Those be rubies, fairy favors,
In those freckles live their saviors:
I must go seek some dewdrops here
And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone:
Our queen and all our elves come here anon.

DOLOHOV
The king do keep his revels here tonight:
Take heed the queen come not within his sight;
For Voldemort is passing fell and wrath,
Because that she as her attendant hath
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Fan fiction by LilysLittleTwin posted over a year ago
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Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter or A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man by man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel Death of Pyramus and Thisby.

JAMES
A very good piece of work, I assure you, and
merry. Now, good Filius Flitwick, call forth your
actors by the scroll. Masters, spread yourselves.

FLITWICK
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Fan fiction by LilysLittleTwin posted over a year ago
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I do not own Harry Potter, or A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame or a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS
Go, Percival,
Stir up the English youth to merriments;
Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth;
Turn melancholy forth to funerals;
The pale companion is not for our pomp.

Exit PERCIVAL

Lydia, I woo’d thee with my words,
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Opinion by LilysLittleTwin posted over a year ago
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Authors note: If you don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If you believed me for a second, quit reading now.

~Interview with a Mary Sue~

Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.

LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?

AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.

LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do you do it?

AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making more hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.

LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, next question. What are your favorite things to read?
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Opinion by LilysLittleTwin posted over a year ago
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A/N: I KNOW this is a Sue story, there's no need to point that out. This was written purely for the lolz.

Disclaimer: Is my name Joanne Rowling? Didn't think so.



The Slytherin Common Room quieted as Belle Perfetta entered. She was the object of all the boy's affections ever since she transfered from Beaxbatons. With her long white-blonde hair streaked elegantly with purple. Her eyes changed color with her mood, and now they were a jade green. Her pale skin glowed in the firelight. She was curvy but fit, and all the girls envied her.

One of the braver boys, Blaise Zabini she thought, stood up to ask her to go to Hogsmeade with him. "Belle, I-I don't know how to say this, but-"

"Blaise," she replied. "Zou know I am going to Hogsmeade wiz Draco."

"Ah...right." He sat back down as the aforementioned boyfriend entered the room.

Draco kissed her soundly on the lips. "Belle, we need to talk." She was worried now. he never called her 'Belle'. Instead calling her 'Beauty' or 'Baby'.
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Fan fiction by BellaCullen96 posted over a year ago
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This is a fanfiction about Lord Voldemort returning as a ghost, and he meets Albus Potter. I'm still working on it, but here's chapter one! And please don't steal my idea!


The Dark Lord tightened his hold on the Elder Wand. This was it; he would finally kill Harry Potter. “Avada Kedavra!” he shouted, aiming the spell at Potter. A green light burst from the tip of his wand, but at that moment, Potter had said, “Expelliarmus!” And so green and red collided. There was a flash, and Lord Voldemort fell. His spell had backfired, failing him; he was dead.
The next thing he knew, everywhere around him was white. He was stuck in some sort of limbo, half-way between the mortal world and Hell. He looked around, but there was nothing but vast emptiness. He knew not where he was, nor what he was supposed to do. But before he could think any more, he was being pulled away, back towards the place from which he had come.
He was back in the Great Hall of Hogwarts, but it was different from when he had last been there. The tables were back in place, the sun shining, and it seemed as if the battle had never been there. [i]How─how long have I...
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Review by bendaimmortal posted over a year ago
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I love the fact Barty Junior was a Death Eater. That's what I fell in love with, in him; a judge's son being a Death Eater - that sweet, delicious irony!! And I'm also very fond of fictional, troubled father-son relationships.

Most people think Crouch Jr. is more like Voldemort than anyone else of the Death Eaters because they both ended up killing their own father with glee, while they were bitter to them. So far I totally agree.

Before talking to Dumbledore under the influence of veritaserum, the book describes ”Moody” looking "completely insane" when he said, that both he and Voldemort had very disappointing fathers… “very disappointing, indeed….”, he added – most certainly thinking of his own father there, and states that they both had “suffered the indignity of being named after those fathers”. And how they both had the pleasure... "the very great pleasure"... to kill their own father. 95% of people seem to have – perhaps because of that connection between Voldemort and Junior - drawn a conclusion that Junior’s relationship with his father was always somehow especially distant/horrible/bittering or in some other way similar to...
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Fan fiction by bendaimmortal posted over a year ago
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Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe.)
Author: WolfAngel'JR (in FanFiction.Net -bendaimmortal here.)
Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Sr. & Mrs. (Caroline) Crouch.

Summary: The Crouch family, the day they save the son from Azkaban. Begins with a look into Junior’s feelings throughout his year in there but focuses on the day they save him. As always, in my very different interpretation. This is a one-shot.

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A/N I know most people see them in a completely different light but no flaming, please because this view does make all the sense in the world and it is actually likely that he was more devoted to his family than to Voldemort - until Azkaban. All about it, in-depthly analyzed, on my Barty Crouch Jr. Fan Site. Link in the end of this fic.

My Junior’s looks come from the actor Jamie Bell and Senior’s from the director Thomas Vinterberg and Mrs. Crouch's from the actor Michelle Pfeiffer. A/N
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Fan fiction by bendaimmortal posted over a year ago
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Warnings: PG-13. Mild language. Mild violence.
Char.: Barty Crouch Jr, Sirius Black. The Crouch family in the later chaps.
This is NOT a slash fic.
Summary: Sirius and Barty Jr., unaware of it, end up in the same detention, which leads into battle of egos until they have to learn that each others are only human after all and even find something in common. The other chapters are something else though related to the first..
Chapters: Four. (4). The 2nd & later, do not base on any game topic anymore and so are completely written by me and are all about the Crouch family.
Author(s): WolfAngel'JR (at FanFiction.Net - bendaimmortal here.) And in the first chapter also a friend of mine for Sirius as this bases on a rpg topic we wrote, she as Sirius, I as Junior.

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A/N My Junior’s looks come from the actor Jamie Bell and Senior's from director Thomas Vinterberg: link (My fan video about BCJ and his father, to Red's song 'Breathe Into Me'.) A/N
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Fan fiction by vanillaicecream posted over a year ago
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1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. …and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. ..except him, that is.

8. The next time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick? Or maybe it’s Ronan. I can never remember.”

9. Run up to Harry Potter and scream “Ohmigod it’s Harry Potter!” then beg for his autograph, and when he’s giving it to you say to Ron “Hi…you must be…um…Harry’s, er, associate!”

10. Tell him the Chudley Cannons have asked Harry to join their team as soon as he leaves school.
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Opinion by MrsEric_M posted over a year ago
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We all see similarities between Harry Potter and Luke Skywalker. Both orphaned boys, who unaware of their big destinies live with their over-bearing or could give a crap Aunts and Uncles. Plus we have the Death Eaters and the Storm Troopers. Harry has a wand, Luke has a Light Sabor. Harry is a good Quidditch Player, Luke is a good fighter pilot. They each have two best friends always at there side Han and Ron, Leia and Hermione. But what about those bad guys... did anyone ever notice there are very similar qualities between Vader and Voldy. For One thing they both were talented young men, smart beyond their years. They both grew up with their mothers- Shmi Skywalker and Merope Gaunt. Both were exceedingly handsome, until they fell into darkness and evil. Both have followers, whether they bare dark marks, or are all clones of one man. Both are very skilled in the evil forces they represent and both had to endure the loss of their gal pal - Padme and Bellatrix- although they brought it on themselves. They have the commanding presence of whatever room they walk in though Voldemort has no Imperial March, they both punish people with a signature pain enduring torture. Strangle-hold,...
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Opinion by simpleplan posted over a year ago
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1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter books have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The tattoos on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian prison gangs. These are to identify a person as one to be feared and respected.

7. The ghost Nearly-Headless Nick was beheaded because a botched dentistry job. He was trying to straighten Lady Grieve’s teeth but instead she sprouted a tusk.

8. The secret code Arthur Weasley must dial into a telephone keypad to access the Ministry of Magic is 62442. The letters underneath those numbers on a standard phone spell out the word ‘magic’.
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List by simpleplan posted over a year ago
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1. Do not sing We're Off To See the Wizard When sent to the headmaster's office!!!

2. You're not dying.

3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...

4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.

5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.

6. Dont talk to strange snakes

7. Voldemort has anger issues

8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.

9. A dementors kiss is a kiss only their mother would want

10. There is a troll in the dungeon!

11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"

12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms

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List by simpleplan posted over a year ago
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1. You've read the books more times than Hermione has aced an exam.

2. You've learned another language just so you didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.

3. You have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.

4. You have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.

5. You have been stocking up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”

6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.






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List by simpleplan posted over a year ago
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1. Nodody excpt Hermione has read Hogwarts A History.

2. Prof Binns doesn't seem to notice that most people sleep in his lessons.

3. Don't wander somewhere with Harry in the final scenes of the movie.

4. Hearing Voices In The Wizarding World Isn't A Good Sign.

5. Ghosts are Transparent (taken from Harry when Snape asked Harry to describe ghosts)

6. It's not a good idea to eat Chocolates you found on the floor.

7. Never sit under the Whomping Willow.

8. Peter is a better rat than human.

9. Don't follow the spiders!

10. Arguing with Professor Umbridge in class will earn you a biscuit from Professor McGonagall.

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Review by bendaimmortal posted over a year ago
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This article is reviewing his devotion as a Death Eater, his possible part in the Longbottom torture, his childhood, his father's love for him - and some other things - always basing on what we can read from the Goblet of Fire book. Weighting on my own interpretation, of course.

I know the vast majority of people seem to have taken a liking of the first impression the book gives on the father-son relationship, especially by Junior's own words, so I respect that view - however those are only his beliefs and not necessarely the truth and I personally like to dig deeper into the possibilities. And I know the vast majority of people seem to think he's a a sick, evil person. Well, he DOES do a lot of sick and unthinkable things in his time, so I can definitely see where that opinion comes from, but personally I don't think it makes him downright evil or sick from the start.

I personally see it very differently.

I do believe my interpretation is very well logic to the canon even though very different from the majority of the interpretations of other fans - though my Barty Jr.'s story does get a little Alternate Universe from the end of Goblet...
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Fan fiction by vanillaicecream posted over a year ago
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You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.
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Review by lauracullen66 posted over a year ago
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I found this kinda interesting, it just some things that may have been missed in the books:

The Mirror of Erised: Erised is Desire spelled backward, or how it would appear in a mirror. Also, the inscription reads "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," which read in a mirror reads, "I show not your face but your hearts desire."


"Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?"
"Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice.

Then, as you know, they turn around to face Fluffy who is glaring at them and about to attack. They were inside that room for quite a while listening to Peeves and Filch before they turned around to see Fluffy. Why didn't Fluffy attack as soon as they entered the room? Possibly because of Peeves' singsong voice, which might have started putting Fluffy to sleep. Fluffy didn't start baring his teeth until after Filch and Peeves had left.


After the students finish their exams and are lounging around by the lake, Harry gazes at an owl flying toward the school with a letter in its mouth. The letter that owl was carrying was the "urgent...
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Opinion by SarahRabbit16 posted over a year ago
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I know that this article may rise controversy, but whatever. Harry Potter is better than twilight. Stephenie Meyer didn't become the first billionaire simply by writing books; J.K. Rowling did!!! Harry Potter is just more....just more in every sense. You see, I have read both series-the "twilight" saga as well as the "Harry Potter and..." series. I love them both. But I have read Harry Potter since I was in elementary school, so I'm sorry that Harry Potter rules in taking over my life and making me squeal with excitement. The twilight saga has made me squeal with delight as well, but not as much. I have more newspaper articles than I could ever need of Harry Potter. I even wrote a response to an article in the Desert Post Weekly of Cathedral City when I went to see the 4th HP in IMAX the weekend after my birthday. The movies of either series haven't been the best, but whatever. Harry Potter has made me an eternal fan and a forever Gryffindor!!!!!HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!!!!!!!
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List by LilysLittleTwin posted over a year ago
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Disclaimers: If I owned Harry Potter, would I be writing this stupid list?
I don’t even know why anyone would want to own Twilight.


1. When he’s fast asleep, sound a trumpet right next to his ear.

2. Sing “The Song That Never Ends.”

3. At five-thirty in the morning, wake him up, ‘Good morning, dear Lord Snake-face!’

4. Constantly compare him to Darth Vader.

5. Let loose 3,846,729,462 mice in his bedchamber.

6. Coat every corner of his headquarters in butter/cheese.

7. Introduce him to Bella/Voldy pairings.

8. Throw water over him. If my calculations are correct, he’d melt!

9. Show him Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

10. Sacrifice Nagini to Isis.

11. Try to get him to ride a broom.

12. Tell him Snape’s true nature.

13. Drive the Knight Bus into Headquarters.

14. On the day before the full moon, steal all of the Wolfsbane potion, and then lock him in a room with Fenrir.
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Article by cA_iNen11 posted over a year ago
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Harry Potter beAts iPod aS the beSt eNtertainEr..

DEC.27,2009

HP topped a poll 2 become the greatest entertainer of the decade.
He's the best entertainer in the past 10 years.The JK Rowling character was pitted against TV shows,fiLms,s0nGs & internet entertainment outlets like Faceb0ok & YouTube.US Magazine Entertainment Weekly sifted through a myriad of entertaining option including books,music videos,fashion & trends t0 c0me up w/ the top 100 list.It is said ''Harry Potter'' lives in our memories more vividly than any character we've read 0r seen on screen this decade (thats true).Its precisely because JK Rowling created him not as a mighty doer of epic deeds but as a regular kid; a teenager just trying to get by in a crazy, scary world. Who can relate to that?''. Harry wh0 played by Daniel Radcliffe in the film francise, beat televisi0n series The Sopranos & YouTube to the top spot.

The top 10:
1. Harry Potter
2. The Sopranos
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Fan fiction by vanillaicecream posted over a year ago
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Guaranteed to tick them off!

Started by Yvette, and continued by countless fans!


This list may contain spoilers!





1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.
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Opinion by Dusty12345 posted over a year ago
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Some Harry Potter fans might disagree with me, but... THE NEWEST MOVIE SUCKED!!!! Sorry to say this but it did. It was a lot shorter than all the others, there was almost no plot, and almost nothing happened the whole movie. All they accomplished in the movie was to find the initials of some guy. I hope the next one does a lot better than that one. Although I suppose Dumbledore dying was an interesting thing that happened. The only good thing that came out of that movie was that it progressed the story. Other fans should agree with me, and if they don't it would surprise me. I am a long time Harry Potter fan. I have all the movies and I have seen all of them in the theaters, and I have all the books. I'm not saying I am no longer a Harry Potter fan or I don't look forward to the next movie, but if you haven't seen the movie stick to the book.
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