Harry Potter Pickup Lines

smoore23 posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 05:56AM
Okay guys, I came across these HP related pickup lines on link and they cracked me up. I thought I'd share some of the not-too-dirty ones with you.

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We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

What do you say we disapparate out of here.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!

Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?

You must not be a Muggle, because you cast a spell on me.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.

Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.

I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

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EDIT:
Ok, here are some more. Some are dirty!

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?

You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

Why don't I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Why don't you come tame my dragon?

I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.

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Hope you guys enjoyed these.


EDIT: 5 July 2009 - I'm adding a few more just for fun. Enjoy.

Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?

If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.

Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?

I know you want me to manage your mischief!

You don't need defense against my dark arts.

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?

I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.

After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.

Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

My heart's splinched without you.

I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault.

You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

Why don't i make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?

Just like the Slytherin common room, how 'bout my snake in your dungeons?

I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.

Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.

Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Every time they hear my name, they get wet.

It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.

Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.

I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)

Did you just cast a spell on me baby? 'Cause I'm feeling an engorgio charm coming on.

I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.

Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.

The sorting hat says you should be in my house...wait ...whats that...it also says you should be in my bed.

Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.

If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.

You don't have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on.
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over a year ago Praesse said…
LMAO, those lines are very good! I've seen some somewhere, but I really can't remember where... Well, they cracked me up, Smoore23! =)
over a year ago shannieannie said…
those are hilarious!!!!!
HarryStyles65 commented…
ikr? It's EXTREMELY funny! over a year ago
over a year ago DarkSarcasm said…
My favorite is, "is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" I'm hoping that's not one of the ones you took off because you considered it dirty. ;P
over a year ago smoore23 said…
Sadly enough, I did take that one off. It's hilarious though! And there are some really raunchy ones out there.
BennyBoy10 commented…
Lol these lines ar so funny over a year ago
over a year ago JenniferDempsey said…
I love them way too funny =D
over a year ago DarkSarcasm said…
Really? I thought that one was kinda mild...
over a year ago smoore23 said…
Ok, I'm gonna go ahead and post the "dirty" ones... Hope no one gets offended.
mudpie102 commented…
I like the dirty ones, they're more fun over a year ago
HarryStyles65 commented…
I also like the dirty ones! over a year ago
over a year ago tinydancer said…
Those are so funny :D
over a year ago HarryPotterFan said…
Ha Ha! (:
over a year ago ceo07 said…
lol funny thanks for posting them
over a year ago vickiee_93 said…
lmao hilarous thanks for posting:D
over a year ago pspkid1992 said…
lol please find more
over a year ago PEZ-sweets-rule said…
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so funny, where are they from? =]
over a year ago smoore23 said…
They're from a Facebook group. The link is posted at the top.
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over a year ago sweet_n_silly said…
some of those were pretty good
over a year ago docterjones said…
lol those are good. couldnt stop laughing!!!
over a year ago jasperloving said…
laugh
:L:L:L
Halarious
over a year ago Shelby13 said…
hahaha I love the Butterbeer and portkey one. And the engorgio and petrificus totalus ones too.
Sooo funny!
over a year ago maja3322 said…
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So Funny! Could NOT stop laughing!
over a year ago Mena09 said…
big smile
LOL! Love them
over a year ago BookwormJD said…
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God they're funny! Do you think some one would use those words on a date? Hilarious! And what? Do you think the date would think them as compliments?!
mudpie102 commented…
perfect for two HP fans. over a year ago
over a year ago zuntiz said…
laugh
these are just so awesome
over a year ago HerMelody said…
Love them! So funny! xD I really laughed out loud at this one: I've been whomping my willow thinking about you
Love all the lines, especially the dirty ones
over a year ago Snugglebum said…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! these are good ones! but i think the dirty lines could get you "avada kedavra'ed"
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over a year ago alexapetrelli said…
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OMG I'm laughing sooooo much!
I had to stop or else my parents would get suspicious and investigating my loud laughing XD
They're well good!
I'm gunna use those to see how others react!!!
over a year ago Brysis said…
laugh
OMFG
LMAO
I´m laughing so hard right now
over a year ago atlallover47 said…
omg!!!those are so funny!i didn't think harry potter could be perverted but i guess i was wrong
over a year ago patriautism said…
how about?
"i think my wand just died, can i bury it in your vagina?"
over a year ago Izzy_Streling said…
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Those were awesome!At first I was like WTF mate?And now I can't stop laughing.They were cute and other I might uses!
over a year ago Lilrue87 said…
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LOL that's rich! You should have put "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" LOL
over a year ago soupysuperstar said…
do you want to take a ride on my nimbus 2000?
over a year ago horsechicsh said…
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Those are GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! I would love it if a guy used thgose on me!
over a year ago Daniithegirl said…
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The dirty ones where the best. Can't stop laughing. xD LOL
over a year ago irunwithcullens said…
laugh
Haha
over a year ago x5mp1xp1nx22x said…
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omg these are FANTASTIC!
over a year ago Nobomerelio said…
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Add the beginning they werent very funny but when they got dirty i almost peed my pants laughing!

over a year ago Praesse said…
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I KNOW I ALREADY COMMENTED HERE BUT OH MY GOD I CAME AGAIN AND READ THEM ALL OVER AGAIN AND THEY ARE SO AMAZING! ♥ I LOVE THEM, THEY ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS!
over a year ago brakingdawn said…
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Awesome they really runny
over a year ago chickensrule55 said…
laugh
Omg Hilarious! I wish someone would use a Harry Potter pick up line on me I would just die laughing
over a year ago alicecullen327 said…
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yea i found it on facebook! :))
over a year ago twyla_b said…
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those were so funny i liked the house elf 1
over a year ago samjelonnek said…
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haha i loved it!!!!! teehee
over a year ago Irina92 said…
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah­a!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!! XD
LMAO!!!
i'd like to hear someone saying this stuff!!
over a year ago kornexxx said…
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Hey all.:PPPPPP
over a year ago Sweeney-Pie said…
These r halarious xD
btw sorry if this one was said already but
for a girl she can say "I wanna take a ride on your broom stick"
replacement for disco xDDD
over a year ago 18wanda said…
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HAHAHHA! Funny and creative.
over a year ago PiiXiiE said…
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oh god. too hilarious!
i wish i knew more HP fans so i could share these with them!
over a year ago TheAncient1 said…
ROFL, good ones :)
over a year ago Free_Spirit said…
OMg that is soo awesome, funniest thing ever
over a year ago pOnYbOyLoVeR14 said…
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those were just lovely im going to start using them now especially "ya know when i said "accio hottie" i didnt expect it to work. :) they are just wonderful much better than cheesy pick up lines
over a year ago eepykid said…
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They were hilarious!!:D
over a year ago LadyLilith said…
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Oh my god these freaking killed me! I'm on the verge on tears! >xDDD
over a year ago vikkitehspiff said…
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LMAO! The dirty ones are the funniest. You can so tell a guy came up with these.
over a year ago MFPhelps said…
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o my gees!! these r freakin hilarous!!!
over a year ago Cas_Cat_2 said…
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LMFAO! Omg, they're great! xD
over a year ago Janni said…
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LMFAO! they are HILARIOUS! OMG! PWNS EVERYTHING!
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over a year ago janet17 said…
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wow those are really good, not to mention funny!
over a year ago nany5755 said…
wwwwwwooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!
over a year ago kittyshepherd said…
smile
i loved those they were great if guys had to use pick-up line def. they should use those
over a year ago maybeimdreaming said…
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lol hahahahahahahahha
over a year ago appleoftwilight said…
those are funny as, thanks for sharing!
over a year ago volleyblue13 said…
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ROTFLMAO.............. XD haha that was great!
over a year ago Elizabeth1993 said…
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LMFAO these are hylarious
over a year ago princesscool said…
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hilarious!11
over a year ago JacobsGirlxxx said…
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haha haha haha haha haha haha (cant stop laughing)
over a year ago Twilightfan277 said…
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OMG THANKS!!! lol that was brilliant..haha i'll use them sometime..no one will probably get them..
over a year ago nice_gurl said…
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That was so funny!!!!!! Thanks for posting
over a year ago Taylor_Xo said…
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Lmaooo
Those Are Halarious
XD
over a year ago mimifaith said…
mischievous
LAMO LOL! funny!
but also really really naughty too!
i love the one about the measurments
over a year ago chagrin91 said…
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lmao its soo good
over a year ago Kellykoo1 said…
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hey, if i tell the next guy at school that tries to hit on me about these, maybe they'll stop using 'you are the peanut butter to my jelly'. that one sucks and these are sooo much better.
over a year ago twihardmione said…
mischievous
link hehe
over a year ago estefanianic said…
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Loved them they are so great!
over a year ago angieqt12005 said…
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Oh wow! I would actually love someone to use these! they're just too funny not to!
over a year ago gothgrl3249 said…
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LMFAO! HAHA THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!
over a year ago samsam_93 said…
Hahah! These Are Epic, The Dirty Ones Are The Best, Would Love A Guy To Say One To Me :L Would Have Me In Stitches :P
over a year ago Queenoftard said…
These are hilarious. If someone uses one of these on me, I'll marry him.
over a year ago boolander25 said…
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They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.
Ummm, Isn't the exploding one the Erumpent Horn? Just asking, but other than that, these are HILARIOUS! I would LOVE for a guy to use one of these!
over a year ago DiNozzosShorty said…
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hahah loved them i liked the animagus one hahah
over a year ago 1-2vampire said…
mischievous
omg this is rellie funnie!
over a year ago 1-2vampire said…
this one boy said to me (its not harry potter its just weird) he said to me
"A woman has 206 bones in her body. You want another?"

omg i was like...... WHAT did you ust say to me?! and gave him a slap lol
over a year ago han-han said…
laugh
agreed with Queenoftard lollollol
over a year ago whats-her-face said…
there was one I heard and it was, "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good when I think about you more than I should."
and... "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good... Mischief managed." Basically the same passwords turned dirty.
over a year ago WitchofZardania said…
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These are so hilarious! The dirty ones are gross but really funny! lol... I NEED to get a Harry- Potter loving boyfriend so I could use some of these on him...
over a year ago andreayjorge said…
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LOVE IT !!!!!!!!AWESOME IM STILL LAPHING
over a year ago Britotheanne said…
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Why don't you come tame my dragon?
He he! funny!
over a year ago legazy said…
"You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements."
Omg. Hilarious.
over a year ago XDRoseLuvsHP said…
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Omg, this is EPIC :)
over a year ago blueandfuzzyone said…
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They are so stupid, but i love them.
over a year ago amorine said…
I can't stop laughing! haha. Really. I'm gonna use those!
over a year ago TeamSiriusBlack said…
laugh
LOL!
over a year ago alice-alice said…
laugh
These are hilarious! Love it =D
over a year ago venvargie said…
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EPIC WIN!
over a year ago fairy2211 said…
wink
Great ones. I'm using those on some dudes.
over a year ago MadamOcta13 said…
laugh
The first set are really cute! (Although I think this should be in the articles.)
over a year ago MFC_34 said…
smile
I just love this! :)
over a year ago LisaxAnn said…
tongue
Love these pickup lines.
I'm glad I have so many Harry Potter loving friends to use em on. xD
over a year ago Dissendium said…
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i love them same are just sweet and the dirty ones mostly hillarious ! :)
over a year ago robpattisono9 said…
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they are so lmao
over a year ago topez99 said…
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements, I lawl'D.
over a year ago EmmaMarie said…
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Lol y'all know ya'll was talking bout the date 1 well my bf used "Would u like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing u know you'll b sumwhere u hav never been b4." lol I kissed him n said there aint enough tequila in the world.
over a year ago NovemberDreamin said…
mischievous
haha those are so dirty!!
but so funny!! lol awesome :)
over a year ago caitie_cool said…
they r hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
over a year ago accioguitar said…
Hahaha those are awesome!!!! It'd be hilarious if someone actually used those in real life
over a year ago emk725 said…
mischievous
AHAHAHHA DUDE THESE ARE PRICELESS! i luv'em all.
over a year ago Italktosnakes said…
Forced to be a holder
For worst crime's result
Forever a slave
Follower till death
Who am I?
Any help? x
over a year ago slytherinangel said…
cool
Those are hilarious!
over a year ago Jdegirlie said…
laugh
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS PRICELESS LOVE IT!
over a year ago aznpwincess said…
laugh
LOLs these are hilarious
over a year ago redsoxdog99 said…
If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you? ~ My favorite!!
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
hmmm
Those are quite weird actually.
over a year ago emilyroxx said…
laugh
I was like 'awww these are sweet... wait.... O_O wow.' lol.
over a year ago lauracullen66 said…
Why don't I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
is it not- why dont i make like salazar and slyther in
over a year ago 007ali said…
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lllllllllllllooooooooooooollllllllllllllll­lll­.it­s really awesome and funny
over a year ago xSannanas said…
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Hahahah, they're really good!
I really had to laugh so hard. ;'D
I love them..
over a year ago AvaMarch said…
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My love for you burns like a dying pheonix. Thats my fave, its not dirty but im so going to use it just to see how ppl will react!!
over a year ago primarilymax said…
smirk
plain. hilariousness.
over a year ago katybuggy said…
smile
some were kindof romantic, like the ones with the mirror and stuff,but the rest were plain hilarious
over a year ago 1293495697890 said…
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OMG i hurt myself laughing!!!
over a year ago vampirefan214 said…
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LMAO!!!
Dirty!
But Funny!!!
lol.
over a year ago Sarahhouse said…
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OMG
over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
what about this?

So i was like Avada Kadavera and he was like *dead*
over a year ago MrsPotter98 said…
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OMMJ! LMAO! those are so funny! have you used any of them? i'm gonna get someone to use one of them.
over a year ago crazymhie said…
over a year ago crazymhie said…
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awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over a year ago sahian5 said…
ha ha ha ha !!!!!!
over a year ago fayerox16 said…
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oh my god!!!!these are hilarious!
over a year ago Sprinter23 said…
mischievous
oooh...sexy...haha
These are hilarious!!
Not that I'd actually fall for these, though.
over a year ago skyLupusTheliel said…
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i love them!! :DD
over a year ago Flora_Bloom said…
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They are so funny!*gasp*
over a year ago Nixie_Knox said…
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These rock! Mind if I attempt a few?

I've competed in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, so I'm not afraid to risk getting lost in your maze!

You must have performed the Serpensortia, because when you walked in the room a huge snake just appeared!

If I were Mr Filch I'd use the shackles and chains on you the minute I caught you out of bed!

Okay, these were a bit dirty, but I had to give it a try. The ones you posted were great!
over a year ago princess829 said…
laugh
Some of these were cute!
Thanks heaps for posting :)
over a year ago HPisthebestDUH said…
Hi!! I like Harry Potter like you do. Wanna go out with me? thats what i woulsd say
over a year ago teamgeorge1 said…
ha ha ha ha those are flipin hiarious
over a year ago SEEKER6 said…
ew... but OMG LMBO that is so bloody hilarous
over a year ago MerlinBBC said…
These are funny :D
over a year ago Music_luvr1986 said…
i loved this it makes me laugh XD
over a year ago HaleyDewit said…
lol xD
over a year ago daughterof3 said…
cool
those were hlarious! i was laughin so had.
over a year ago sevendeadlysins said…
mischievous
"You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword." [Favorite!]

Harry Potter pick-up lines are always appropriate!
over a year ago MerlinBBC said…
cake
You deserve a cake for this one :D
over a year ago lrtc said…
hey are these real? harry potter isn't that dirty. but this is hilarious, so i don't really care!
over a year ago cherryade_s said…
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hahahahhaha these are hilarious! whoever came up with these is genius!
over a year ago MakeItBlue said…
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These are funny and creative lol I love them!!!!
over a year ago GreekRULES515 said…
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Oooooo LALA
over a year ago vampressslizzie said…
These are funny as heckk
over a year ago Dr_TorchwoodSH said…
kiss
LMFAO! I'd so bed anyone who used thes pick-up lines on me >_<
over a year ago Darkshine said…
OMG so funny! xD
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over a year ago Primrose8297 said…
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these are so funny!! totally made me lmao!!!
over a year ago smallypuppy22 said…
They are funny I can't stop laughing and some of them are really good and some of them are really dirty hahah lol
over a year ago KellyMartin said…
lmao. if those are the "not too dirty ones" could you imagine the ones he left out!! lol i'm sending these to my friends they will love them, thx man!
over a year ago Isairon said…
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Hi.
Not so bad. You quite talented in findinggood lines from HP no ones thought of yet - but some are just a little rude!!!

If your all into HP which I can see you are you'll looooooove this:

link - it's an awesome HP interactive website quiditch and more.......I'm a Slythie
over a year ago glelsey said…
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There are a lot here that I hadn't read before, thanks for sharing these!!

Admittedly, it's the dirty ones that make me laugh (the section from the first edit is probably my favourite). But some of the non-dirty ones are pretty creative too. :)
over a year ago theblondegirl said…
Would you like to see my broomstick? It's sturdy, fast and totally safe.

Do you own a fireplace? (if answer is yes): Great! I don't have any Floo Powder with me but I'm sure a taxi would find a way to your place, too.

over a year ago LadyL68 said…
Sadly, I would be turned on by some of these XD
over a year ago xharrypotterx said…
HAHAHAHAHA i LLLOOOVEEE these! :D
over a year ago Fairylight410 said…
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the I dont no bout merlins pants but id sure like to get in urs is grosssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!1­111­1
over a year ago Fairylight410 said…
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ill run over rigby from regular show over with a lawn mower fer wat he did 2 me erleeer
over a year ago Fairylight410 said…
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over a year ago Fairylight410 said…
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­aha­hha­hah­aha­hah­hha­hah­aha­hah­a i cudint stop lafin
over a year ago iGoo said…
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These were super funny xD xD Too bad most of these are for boys to use...I wanted to use them and see how others react...Good Job!!
over a year ago kduncan79 said…
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i like harry i am in a club 3 clubs rons, harrys, and emmas i like it they are nice and gentle. i hate the end when dobby dies i was so shocked.
over a year ago scarlet_golden said…
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I LOVE these!
over a year ago allie13011 said…
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haha these are amazing!
over a year ago Mlap96 said…
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OMG LOVE these.. i'm so totally gonna use em!!
over a year ago burchybabe said…
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HAHAHA
over a year ago BlackHound said…
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"Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place."

"I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire."

My two favorites.
over a year ago Perfidia said…
Oh I would laugh so hard at any guy who would use these in real life hahahaha
over a year ago summerfairy97 said…
How about: Is your wand in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me
over a year ago Magmashift said…
Wow. I should e-mail these to my step-mom...
over a year ago angiii7 said…
LMAO THIS IS EPIC
over a year ago pepsi3423 said…
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My name's not Luna, but I sure can Lovegood XD
over a year ago Potterhead430 said…
Amazing <3
over a year ago icecremelover1 said…
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Hahaha when I read Cho Chang?More like Cha-Ching!I think I just hit the jackpot!I was laughing for like 5 mins.HILARIOUS
over a year ago HPfanatic101 said…
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LOLZ!
over a year ago ryans_love said…
these are so bad that they're funny! :)
over a year ago xElvenPiratex said…
Haha!
over a year ago lovesujulove said…
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tnx
over a year ago smiley312 said…
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those are hilarious, and some of them are so sweet!!!!!!!! I LUV THEM!!
over a year ago 0254 said…
great 囧
over a year ago gwfan113 said…
worried
im scared
over a year ago Suhfuxxinflash said…
lol these are preety damn funny.
my friends love to make HP jokes all the time, especially bout the name Slytherin XD
is it pathetic that ifind some of them sweet?
over a year ago pottergirl11 said…
HAHAHAHAHA.
these lines are gr8.
link
over a year ago nyphaliya said…
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this one scared me "I want to get my basilisk in to your chamber of secrets." it just scared me
over a year ago nsnaddicted said…
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i liike:are you using skelegrow?cause being around u is growing my bone
over a year ago MintyFresh said…
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I love the cheesy ones, like "Are you a dementor, cus you just took my breath away"
That cracked me up, keep posting!!!
over a year ago ShannonDrew said…
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Ha! I love these, I ampost died of laughing when i read them.
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
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These are sick! But the other ones were pretty good!
over a year ago Bushtail said…
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This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! I've got to use some of them. The cleaner ones though...
over a year ago Posena said…
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errr. . . . .
over a year ago rbweasley said…
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I would actually date someone if they said one of those to me (the clean ones I mean)
over a year ago YukiAmuKuran said…
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Definetly cheered me up. Lmao!
I would probably fall in love if someone said the sweet ones to me.
over a year ago DarkestZsusanna said…
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Hahaha, you guys have issues. I know that these aren't exactly G-rated but come on even the dirty ones are hilarious! But honestly, if someone said one of these to me I'm not sure if I'd be flattered or totally freaked out lol
over a year ago vlad_todd_fan said…
Harry to Ginny:
Hey want to see my magic wand?
over a year ago fredsblackdalia said…
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*gets a nosebleed*
over a year ago alliepotter said…
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they are funny except the dirty ones
over a year ago jennoula said…
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sheld13 nice photo!!!anyway...i loooooveeeeee harry patter 1234567 why it ends??????
over a year ago LC2109 said…
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these WERE comical!
over a year ago rbpjaime said…
WOW! it's really great...
over a year ago taylorloveslps said…
haha i was at a tom felton meet and greet and this lady screamed SHOW ME YOUR WAND AND I'LL SHOW YOU MY GOLDEN SNITCH! haha