(I recently discovered this generator: https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165 I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and favorite characters through it?)
Rose L. Allan fell in love with America when the two served burnt scones.
(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)
Lilac P. Monteague fell in love with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.
(Spin-off of the Card Table Dating skit by Richard Jeni)
I say when you meet your other self you don't want a dinner table, what you want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the table and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
Let's all sit back to appreciate that according to this, North Korea uses a fax machine to send threats to South Korea. And stole 1,000 Sedans from Sweden. And puts his citizens in jail if they don't have the right haircut. Wow. Just wow. XD