(Waring: These are just how I feel about the Hetalia fandom, So Please don't take this seriously! also sorry for my English, I do speak English but my English is pretty bad when I type on a keyboard..)
Now listen, there's some stuff i like in the APH fandom (Like Au's, reader inserts, ect) but I hate in the "Yaoiness" of the fandom. don't get me wrong, I respect peoples opinions on pairings or ship the characters together. if you like yaoi, that's cool, we both like different things. in anime, movies, games, ect. but not all of us like yaoi in things. but PLEASE! don't try to...
(I recently discovered this generator: https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165 I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and favorite characters through it?)
Rose L. Allan fell in love with America when the two served burnt scones.
(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)
Lilac P. Monteague fell in love with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.
(Spin-off of the Card Table Dating skit by Richard Jeni)
I say when you meet your other self you don't want a dinner table, what you want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the table and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"