Party in the U.S.A

one morning, Maryland woke up, she saw something on her legs, "whats this?'' said Maryland, she opened the present, "woah! i diary? i have been waiting for this this whole intire X-mas!" she shouted, "can i finally have the present now?" said Arkansas when she went to Oklahoma's room, "not now, Arkansas" said Oklahoma, "but i need that Present!" said Arkansas, "whats all the fighting?'' said Kansas, "dudes dudes dudes!" said Maryland, "what is it?" said Oklahoma, "its a diary!" said Maryland, "this present is not yours, Maryland" said Kansas, "WHAT!!!" shouted Maryland, "it belongs to this...

I did not make ANY of this! Rights don't go to me! But I want you all to be able to appreciate it's beauty~

1. I am not allowed to call Belarus a stalker. This will end in injury.
2. I am not allowed to say 'It's a lover's spat!' when Germany and Prussia argue.
3. Nor when England yells at America.
4. Not even if it is.
5. I will not tell Belarus Russia wants to become one with her.
6. Nor will I tell Russia I will become one with him.
7. Not even if I would.
*8.I am not allowed to annex Latvia. No matter how cute he is.
9. I will not scream 'Latvia' when ever I feel it is necessary to make him...