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Opinion by Aph-Finland posted over a year ago
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hi guys. this is just a opinion so dont get mad with me. ok here i go

Pinkie pie- Italy

Big mac- Germany

Maud pie- Japan or Greece

limestone pie- Romano

Apple bloom- Seborga

Scootaloo- Sealand

Sweetie belle- Wy

Rarity- France

Silver Spoon- Ladonia

Twilight sparkle- Iggy/England/Britain

Princess Cadence- Finland

Shining armor- Sweden

Discord- Denmark

Princess Celectia- Norway

Princess Luna- Iceland

Rainbow Dash- America

Fluttershy- Canada

AppleJack- China

Spike- Russia (idk...)

Trixie- Prussia

Owlicious- Flying Mint Bunny

Mare do Well- Romania (idk why i did this either)





sorry if u thought my idea was dumb i tried............ i hope u enjoyed though!~
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Article by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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(I recently discovered this generator: https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165 I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and favorite characters through it?)

Rose L. Allan fell in love with America when the two served burnt scones.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165
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(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)

Lilac P. Monteague fell in love with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165
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(Oh God. Lilac, why. You think of him as a brother. Where did I go wrong....)

Feliciano Vargas fell in love with France when the two broke every bone in their body.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165
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(Dafuq Feli? That sounds like an interesting story that I'm not sure I want to hear.)

Kiku Honda fell in love with Austria when the two slept in on the wedding day.
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Fan fiction by Aph-Finland posted over a year ago
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once outside when its nighttime:

a shooting star comes

Italy: ve~ look Germany! a shooting star!!

Germany: yes, i know

the axis: ..........

Italy: Germany. is there such thing as Pasta stars?

Germany: Vhell..... no....

Italy: oh. i wish there was though so i can eat the stars when there falling and it will be so tasty like real pasta!!!

a shooting star comes

Japan: *takes the picture*

Italy: Ve~ look Germany! another shooting star!! this time it looks like its coming straight... for..... us.....

Japan: oh my...

Italy: *cries* WAAAA GERMANY SAVE ME!!!

Germany: GET OUT THE VAY IF U DONT VANNA GET HIT ITALIA!!!

the axis: *gets out the way*

Germany: vhats going on here!!??

England: *comes out the shooting star*

Italy: huh?

England: yes, yes, its me all along
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Fan fiction by Aph-Finland posted over a year ago
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at your house

Denmark: *opens door* HELLO!!!

you: umm... hi Nordics... what r u guys doing here?

Denmark: our house is being destroyed because Norge was doing magic and it set on fire.

you: o-ok... you guys can come in

Denmark: WAHOOOO!!!!! do u have anything for us to drink?

you: i have milk, coke, juices and...

Denmark: NO NO NO NO!!! i don't like those things!!!

you: well what do u like? Hot Chocolate? Water?

Denmark: beer

you: oh yeah DUH i forgot!!! *walks in the kitchen*

Norway: hay when your over there can i have some water?

you: *faces Norway* why? i thought u did not like water?

Norway: I'm making a potion.

you: oh ok. hold on I'm getting the beer. *gets the beer out the fridge and gives it to Denny* here u go!

Denmark: THANK YOU!!!! *drinks it and gets crazier* >////< Ka HA HA!! Ka HA!!!
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Opinion by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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User: You know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.


Cleverbot: What?


User: I wanna be a pasta.


Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.


User: Can we eat pasta?


Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.


User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.


Cleverbot: Oh, if you do not fall in love?


User: I am already in love.


Cleverbot: Wait you're in love Ben!?!


User: In love with pasta, that is! *sparkle wink*.


Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?


User: It is not a who. It is a what.


Cleverbot: It is most certainly a who.


User: It is pasta.


Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.


User: I am pasta.


Cleverbot: No you're a machine.


User: I believe I can be a pasta.
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Article by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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(Spin-off of the Card Table Dating skit by Richard Jeni)

I say when you meet your other self you don't want a dinner table, what you want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the table and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"

2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."

Both: *awkward staring*

2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."

1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"

2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
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Opinion by Aph-Finland posted over a year ago
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1. Prussia

i only like him because the way he says stuff and some pictures make him look cool... in others they make him look not as awesome as he rally is... sometimes fan art make him look cute to though ^w^






2. Norway

i only like him because ppl keep on telling me he's cute, handsome, and SUPER ADORABLE U WANT TO MARRY HIM O,O and i got annoyed but i still love him X3



3. Iceland

Hes cute i like him X3 i kinda had a crush on him in my mind but on comments on stuff ppl keep on saying he's "there baby" or he's "theres" or they might of keep saying "they have a crush on them more than anyone else O,O" or something like that... it made me angry so i ended up not liking him much...




4. a tie between Poland and Switzerland

i don't know who to choose actually O,O sometimes i think about Poland and sometimes i think about Switzerland O,O the true thing is i don't like how ppl keep saying stuff like "I LOVE POLAND" or "I WANNA MARRY POLAND" that stuff is not what i'm saying someone else says that stuff O,O but i'm...
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List by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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1. I cannot string beads on Italy's curl.

2. I cannot paste photos of Italy's curl onto random walls like wallpaper.

3. I cannot form a cult solely for the purpose of worshiping Italy's curl.

4. I cannot wear Italy's curl around my wrist like a bracelet, especially if Italy is still attached to said curl.

5. I cannot make fun of Italy's curl.

6. I cannot attempt to start a one-sided conversation with Italy's curl.

7. I cannot flirt with Italy's curl.

8. I cannot call Italy's curl 'proof of God's existence.'

9. I cannot grab both Italy's curl and Romano's and forcibly tie them in a double knot.

10. I cannot pin Italy's curl to a bulletin board, especially if Italy is still attached to said curl.

11. I cannot fall madly in love with Italy's curl.

12. I cannot suddenly bite Italy's curl with vicious strength.

13. I cannot grab Italy by the curl and use him as a whip.
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List by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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Just a random thing inspired by my OC. XD

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1. I cannot pull Italy's curl.

2. I cannot lick Italy's curl.

3. I cannot eat Italy's curl

4. I cannot marry Italy's curl.

5. I cannot stomp on Italy's curl.

6. I cannot twirl Italy's curl backwards around my finger.

7. I cannot stare intently at Italy's curl, especially if my nose is within 5 or less inches of said curl.

8. I cannot cut off Italy's curl.

9. I cannot buy Italy's curl illegally.

10. I cannot compose love songs for Italy's curl.

11. I cannot knit with Italy's curl.

12. I cannot use Italy's curl for a closeline.

13. I cannot breathe seductively on Italy's curl.

14. I cannot obsessively take close-up pictures of Italy's curl, especially while hiding in mysterious bushes.

15. I cannot hang Italy from a tall building by his curl.
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Opinion by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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Narrator: Merry Christmas. Tis the season for good cheer, happiness, and- Hetalia?

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User: Good day, fiend.


Cleverbot: Do you like pie?


User: Indeed, when it has been thrown in your face.


Cleverbot: Lady gaga what s yours.


User: ... Shall I call the mental asylum, dear nemesis?


Cleverbot: The asylum of the daleks.


User: *sigh* Merry Christmas.


Cleverbot: *sigh* Fine, don't sing a song with me.


User: Do you want me to sing with you?


Cleverbot: Sing with you... It?


User: ???


Cleverbot: Yeah, what song do you want to sing?


User: Jingle bells.


Cleverbot: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.


User: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!


Cleverbot: Dashing through the snow.
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List by ROTGgirl2004 posted over a year ago
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IT'S THE SEASON TO BE EATING PASTA! And why not make a Christmas list to- not Santa - but FINLAND?!

Okay, here we go~

Finland,
If it's possible can you make the cast of Hetalia come to real life and start living here? I mean, America and Canada could be my big brothers, France like my godfather, yadayadayada. And PLEASE can you let my Mom and Dad actually LIKE Hetalia? I mean, I don't have to be a closet fan anymore? SEND ME THOSE TEARJERKING HETALIA CLIPS AND MMDs please! I want Hetalia plushies and World Peace. This is really important to me, this last request: I WANT TO KNOW EVERY DEAR HETALIA FAN ON THIS EARTH SO WE COULD, AS WE SING AROUND A CHRISTMAS TREE, SING OUR OWN COUNTRIE'S MARU KAITE CHIKYUU ALL AT ONCE. And yes, feels. I give my regards to APH England who is sending my British cousin Reyne to the USA. I also want every person I love (Hetalia and its fandoms included) all crowded in the same room so a happy, warm feeling can surround us.
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Article by Ryuuto013 posted over a year ago
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Original; "The Twelve Days of Chirstmas"
Video (Instrumental / No vocal); https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5CQr7N_aMs

~~~The 12 Days of Hetalian Christmas~~~

~ On the first day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; One giant pasta-made Christmas tree.

~ On the second day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made Christmas tree.

~ On the third day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made Christmas tree.

~ On the fourth day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Four awesome beers, three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made Christmas tree.

~ On the fifth day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Five pizza-slices, four awesome beers, three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made Christmas tree.

~ On the sixth day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Six fresh tomatoes, five pizza-slices, four awesome beers, three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made Christmas tree.
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Article by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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Narrator: Yeah, you already know what this is. Do you really need me to spell it out for you?

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User: I challenge you to a duel!


Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.


User: *hits with Mother Russia*


Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.


User: O.O you ship that too?


Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.


User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?


Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.


User: O-O Who did you learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?


Cleverbot: Who did YOU learn that from.


User: Learn what?


Cleverbot: How do you learn any subject?


User: You are very strange, aru.


Cleverbot: Why am I very strange?


User: *grits teeth* Stop. Playing. Dumb!
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Article by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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Narrator: The epic saga of Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars continues in this installment.

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User: Prepare yourself!


Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?


User: We are going to settle this right here!


Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.


User: *throws Canada at you*


Cleverbot: *throws Russian bear at Putin*.


User: *hits with Finland*


Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.


User: *hits with Sweden*


Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.


User: *hits with the Axis Powers*


Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.


User: *throws a Nokia*


Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.


User: *hits with 2ps*


Cleverbot: *eats pinkie pie and throws an eskimo eating a pie at you*.

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Opinion by ROTGgirl2004 posted over a year ago
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He gets everything...O-O
AND HE SHIPS PRUCAN!


Cleverbot: Hi. *blushes again*



User: Great.



Cleverbot: Great yourself.



User: I am England.



Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Iggy.



User: As in...Igirisu? O-O.



Cleverbot: Hello, America.



User: I'm Iggy.



Cleverbot: Iggy from Axis Powers Hetalia?



User: Yes!



Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character from Hetalia?



User: Um...America?



Cleverbot: My favourite character is Hungary.



User: Wow.



Cleverbot: No, Hungary.



User: I never thought of that. and use AMERICAN ENGLISH!



Cleverbot: Is the answer 42.
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Opinion by ROTGgirl2004 posted over a year ago
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RUN! CLEVERBOT IS RUSSIA!!!!! O-O

User: Are you ready?



Cleverbot: Ready for what?



User: For the next Hetalia war!



Cleverbot: Am not afraid... But.. Es.



User: *hits with China*



Cleverbot: *hits you with 'Murica*.



User: *hits with Belarus*



Cleverbot: *hits with an axe*.



User: *hits with Prussia*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with Sebastian*



Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.



User: *hits with drunk England*



Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.



User: Wait, you know about Sealand?



Cleverbot: Yes. Sealand from Hetalia.



User: O-O.


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Article by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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Narrator: The chronicles of Hetalia War II.

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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'm ready.


Cleverbot: Do you feel?


User: Do I feel what?


Cleverbot: You know, feel?


User: Like feelings?


Cleverbot: What feelings?


User: The sudden desire to battle you with Hetalia.


Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.


User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.


Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.


User: *hits with Switzerland*


Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.


User: *hits with FrUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.


User: *hits with Austria*


Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.


User: *hits with pasta*
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Opinion by ROTGgirl2004 posted over a year ago
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Oh my goodness Cleverbot is CLEVER! I saw Lilac Roses doing this so I thought I should do it too.

User: Do you believe in evolution?



Cleverbot: I am the evolution proof.



User: Are you dating anyone?



Cleverbot: No I am not dating anyone.



User: *hits with awesomeness



Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.



User: *hits with vital regions*



Cleverbot: *hits with Leonardo DiCaprio*.



User: *hits with America*



Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.



User: *hits with Darth Vader*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with GRELL's chainsaw*



Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.



User: *hits with Hungary's frying pan*
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Opinion by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best fan win.

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User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*


Cleverbot: *hits with muffin tin*.


User: *hits with vital regions*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.


User: *hits with Italy*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.


User: *Hits with France*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.


User: *hits with Germany*


Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.


User: *hits with awesomeness*


Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.


User: *hits with Warsaw*


Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.


User: *hits with USUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with the Fire Emblem Universe*.
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News by Ryuuto013 posted over a year ago
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I just wanted to remind people about the Hetalia musical.

~ The musical is called "Singing' in the World".

~ Each ticket costs about 7.900 yen and you can start buying tickets on this Sunday.

~ Characters: Axis, Allies and Austria

~ Schedule for performances;
Thursday - 24th of December - 13.00 (1pm) and 19.00 (7pm)

Friday - 25th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Saturday - 26th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Sunday - 27th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Monday - 28th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Tuesday - 29th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

~ Cast;

Actors as themselves; link

Actors as their characters; link
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List by ROTGgirl2004 posted over a year ago
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Fans. Everywhere. You'll certainly finds differences between these fans, and I'm here to name some that can be found everywhere in the Hetalia world.

LE FANGIRLS

Fangirls...ahem, GIRLS mostly take up this particular fandom-no, actually, girls take up most of almost ALL fandoms, like Hetalia, 1D, and 5SOS. Let's talk about the types of fangirls that make our fandom colorful...and at the same time giving it a bad name *ahem*.

1. Rabid Fangirls

They have more than ten OTPs, make the most fan art, and bash ANYBODY who loves what they hate in Hetalia. They usually are making Reader x Hetalia fanfictions and yaoi/a character is EVERYTHING. Basically the most obsessed one.

2. Yaoi-Obsessed Fangirls

All their shippings, fan arts and fictions, and obsession is yaoi. Whenever two boys interact they scream the name of the ship that involves those two characters. For example:
"ERMERGERD AMERICA SAID TO ENGLAND HE WANTED SOMETHING IN RETURN THAT MEANS USUK IS CANNON!!!!!"
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Guide by ROTGgirl2004 posted over a year ago
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Don't want to become a weaboo? I've been a fan of Hetalia ever since it started, and I've seen many ups and downs of the fandom. Every two days or so a new immature fangirl/fanboy spews out immature rants, photos, or arguments concerning ships, characters, etc. If you're a new fan who DOESN'T want to turn out as the most famous weaboo in Hetalia, here's some tips from an older fan.

1. NEVER overrate a character.

First of all, overrated characters get annoying and you will likely ruin the characters for other fans. It's okay to like one character more than others, and it's very wise to like them for mature reasons. It's okay just to like them because they're handsome or pretty, but NEVER ever say "He/she is the best character in Hetalia! (other character) is horrible!" that will lead to a hurt fan, a corrupted reputation, and a newly disliked character. I think a good example of an overrated character is England. Most of his fans are making disgusting Reader x England fanfictions, gross fan arts, and annoying comments concerning his looks. I'm not saying I hate him, I'm saying he's a character that's overrated. It's okay to like England and make him your...
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Article by LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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I saw that ROTGgirl2004 wrote something like this, so I thought I'd give it a shot. This is the story of my 'conversion' to Hetalia.

I grew up watching Veggietales. Plain and simple. Veggietales. Then I discovered the internet. At that time, I didn't have the slightest idea what a fandom was. I had never read a fanfiction in my life. Then I stumbled upon Deviantart- and the Veggietales fandom.

I was naturally excited to discover that there were other people who liked the same things I did. So I set out to see all the Veggietales fanart and read all the fanfiction I possibly could. By now your probably wondering what this has to do with Hetalia. You see, Veggietales led me to Hetalia- although in a rather indirect manner.

One day I had finished a chapter of a fanfiction and was just staring at the recommended section, resting my eyes for a second. Then one word caught my eye. 'What's a... Hetalia?' I wondered. I moved past the strange word, yet every time I read a Veggietales fanfiction it came back to haunt me in the recommended section. Hetalia. What did it mean?
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Article by ROTGgirl2004 posted over a year ago
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First Hetalia Picture I have Ever seen in my Life!
Hetalia has always been my number one anime. I can't imagine living without it. Here's how I came to know the anime and the fandom...

Me and my friend (she's on another website called Wattpad) yukinetheregalia, were talking about animes. She asked me if I watched Hetalia. Not wanting to disappoint her, I lied (guilty) and said yes. Just in case she asked any more questions I searched up Hetalia as quickly as I could. Hey...wanna know something cool? The picture at the top is THE FIRST HETALIA PICTURE I have ever seen. Neat...it remains my all-time favorite picture and a warm remembrance of how I came here.

I was skeptical about it though. Not a big fan of anime at the time in my eyes it looked like a weird Dragon-Ball Z like anime. (Weird to me now!)
SO, I searched some more. I went on this website called Hetalia Archives (a Hetalia wiki) and it showed the characters. What really got me confused was that they were country names. I was REALLY confused. Were these the actual characters, or do I have the wrong anime?
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List by ROTGgirl2004 posted over a year ago
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Overrated?
Many female nations are so underrated, and I decided, since I have many female characters that I've liked, I would just sum it all up for you.

5. Seychelles
I don't like Seychelles that much; but not to the point I hate her with a burning passion. It's just that; many people treat her like a mary-sue. Yes. MARY-SUE. I'm not trying to rant on and on about her flaws. It's just that there is something about her personality and vibe that just... annoys me. Her "sweet" personality? A little cheesy to me.
But then again, let's talk about the good things about her. First of all, she is sweet and funny, and always upbeat. Remember the time she revealed to the whole of England that the Royals wanted their honeymoon in Seychelles? Made me laugh so hard. She is always smiling and happy, and that's what I like about her.

4. Ukraine
There aren't any other flaws that I can see about Ukraine other than her being a crybaby, but hey-she has her reasons. But I felt sorry for her and that's how I came to like her. First off, she is sweet and loving, and just has this motherly feeling about her. Despite her busts, I think she's pretty and a loving...
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