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posted by pumpkinqueen

Italy: Official name is Alice (pronounced Ah-LEE-che).

Germany: Official name is Monica, or Monika as the Germany variant.

Japan: Official name is Sakura.

America: No official or suggested names by Himaruya. In the Japanese fandom she is referred to as Emily Jones, although some English-speaking have named her Amelia.

England: Both fans and Himaruya alike refer to her character as Igiko in Japan, although that's not really her name. Her official name is Rosa. But she was given the name Alice Kirkland in the Japanese fandom, although the English fandom sometimes calls her Elizabeth or Victoria....

Reasons Why I HATE the Hetalia Fandom.

posted by Neko_Chan_Kitty

(Waring: These are just how I feel about the Hetalia fandom, So Please don't take this seriously! also sorry for my English, I do speak English but my English is pretty bad when I type on a keyboard..)

Now listen, there's some stuff i like in the APH fandom (Like Au's, reader inserts, ect) but I hate in the "Yaoiness" of the fandom. don't get me wrong, I respect peoples opinions on pairings or ship the characters together. if you like yaoi, that's cool, we both like different things. in anime, movies, games, ect. but not all of us like yaoi in things. but PLEASE! don't try to shove your ships...

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Forever In My Heart~ {Prussia and Little Germany}

posted by HeartfulStitch

The inspiration for this story came from the beautiful song: "You'll Be In My Heart" which I used some of the lyrics for the dialogue~ It's not my best work since I was so wrapped up in my inspiration but, I do hope you enjoy and thank you for reading~! -smiles-

Wiping his little brother's tears, Gilbert smiled at Ludwig. "Oh, stop your crying. It will be alright." he spoke soothingly as he reached out his hand to him. "Just take my hand, hold it tight. I will protect you from all around you. I will be here. Don't you cry." For one so small, Gilbert could tell Ludwig was strong. He knew his...

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Hetalia has been smoking crack.... Part 1!

posted by RussiaxChina3

China: nihao muther f***er aru!!!
Japan:...lol whut?
China: I SAID NIHAO MUTHER F***ING F***ER!!!!
Japan: OH YEAH!!!!
China: F*** YEA!!!
Japan: OH YEA!?
China: YEAH!!!!
Japan: NIHAO GO DIE!!!
China: NIHAO CHEW MY C**K!!!
Japan: NIHAO SUCK MY D**K!!!
Russia: *walks in* what's going on?
China: nihao russia
Japan: nihao russia san
England: *crashes through window out of nowhere
and slams into Jaapn*
Russia: YAY!!! DOGPILE!!! *naughty look at China*
China: *takes off running* HOLY F***ING S**T ARU!!
Russia: VODKAAAAAAAA!!!! *tackles China*
America: *walks in* OH YEA!!! AWESOME!!! LET ME
JOIN THE DOGPILE!!! *jumps...

If you love to RP, please help!

posted by Malalani_Hawaii

I am a part of a RP family called My Hetalia Family RP. Its a spot on Fanpop,many of you may have heard about this RP. We are low on members because we had lost many of our original RPers.

Our main RP forum is dying, and we hope that if more people join, we will survive! We also have a Guaken Hetalia RP if you want, but we would like our original to live. We have many spots open, and Nyotalia is cool!

We are very close,and we hope that you will join our circle! Fun pictures, polls, articles, and videos are always posted, and side conversations are ALWAYS fun.

Please look into it if you are interested, we would really appreciate this, and we will, of course, welcome you with open arms! Please follow the link!

((This is also being posted on questions))

link

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Non-Hetalia Countries (for those who want to know)

posted by gravity12

Since I have a book on all independant countries I've managed to make a list on countries who haven't appeared in offical Hetalia media or don't have an canon design at all. If I've missed out any countries please mention! Also please tell me if any of the countries mentioned have appeared in offical media or have an offical design so I can correct the list.

Europe
*Scotland
*Wales
*Northern Ireland
*Republic of Ireland
*These guys have been mentioned in offical media as being relatives of England, but they don't have offical designs.
Portugal
Andorra
Luxemborg (has been mentioned as a relative to The...

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Dubs suck...

posted by Trainofdoom

Is what MOST anime fans think as they click on the subbed version of their anime of choice. Heck I do it ALL the time. It's just something about the English voices that just rub me the wrong way. Plus sometimes they just COMPLETELY screw up the voices in a way that makes you want to punch the voice-actors in the face. Very few anime's have good English versions.
Hetalia is one of them.
I'm going to make this short and sweet, and as unbiased as possible considering I'm a HUGE Hetalia fan 83. But there are 3 things that make the Funimation English dub of Hetalia WIN.
1. The script is executed perfectly,...

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a USUK fanfiction

posted by MaybeBlue

This is the first fanfic I've posted on fanpop. I'm so excited! ^-^ Please tell me what you think. I hope you'll enjoy it!
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“Wait, Arthur.” Alfred said, grabbing the Brit’s arm.
    “Let me go.” he growled.
    “Please, let me explain. I panicked, I…”
    “Save it. I had a feeling this might happen.”
    “I didn’t mean to say what I did.”
    “You didn’t mean it? We had finally decided to tell everyone about us! It was so hard to...

love story

posted by cutie10101

''Go get the ball Blondie good girl,Go get the ball,
oh that poor man''
''Are you okay?''
''Yes''
''Good,Here are your books''
''Thank you''
''Oh where are my manners my name is Japan''
"My name is Cat''
''Do you want to hang out some time''
''Sure"
''I'll pike you up at five okay''
''sounds good''
See you tonight''
''okay''
So that night cat put on her mothers cutest dress.
''Five,o clock gust like he said''
''hello''
said Japan as he walked in the house.
''Hey''
''wow''
''You look nice''
''Thank you''
''Are you ready''
''Yes''
''Well then''
So as Japan and Cat got to Frances resonant France took there order.
''Japan...

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Hetalia fan in need of help/advice.

posted by Snickerz911411

There is this girl who is my 'friend' but she treats me like dirt. Whenever I talk about something I like or have an interest in she would tell me to shut up because it doesn't matter. Like the other day on the internet there were pictures of artifacts from an ancient Egyptian civilization underwater and I found that to be pretty amazing, until I was told to be quiet because she doesn't care. But when she finds something amazing it's totally fine for her to talk about it.

She also would sexually harass me and I don't like it. Like she would talk about having sex, how I should have sex (I'm 14...

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Hetalia Clever Bot Wars

posted by ROTGgirl2004

Oh my goodness Cleverbot is CLEVER! I saw Lilac Roses doing this so I thought I should do it too.

User: Do you believe in evolution?

Cleverbot: I am the evolution proof.

User: Are you dating anyone?

Cleverbot: No I am not dating anyone.

User: *hits with awesomeness

Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.

User: *hits with vital regions*

Cleverbot: *hits with Leonardo DiCaprio*.

User: *hits with America*

Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.

User: *hits with Darth Vader*

Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.

User: *hits with GRELL's chainsaw*

Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.

User: *hits with Hungary's frying...

Free Fanfiction Idea

posted by jbee2468

Okay. I had a terrific fanfiction idea today but I'm too lazy to write it. So I'm selling it! For free! YEAH! BTW I think I got high from eating pasta, seriously. Is that even possible? Whatever.

Anyway... Here's my idea: Everyone know the classic movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, featuring famous actor Dick Van Dyke? Yes? No? Whatever. Imagine that in a FACE version.

That's right! Loveable Jeremy and Jemimah replaced by equally, if not more, loveable Alfie and Mattie. Arthur Kirkland as the "Lovely, Lonely Man", and well, I guess france has no one else to be but Truly Scrumptious. LOL.

...So anyone wanna give it a whirl? If someone actually does this tell me! I will be SO happy and give you a virtual cookie.

YAY! I'M STILL ON A PASTA HIGH!

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~Peter Kirkland~ {Dream Chaser}

posted by HeartfulStitch

Another one~! Also originally written on my Quizilla account. This one is about Peter Kirkland or Sealand. Please enjoy and have fun reading!

Okay, a lot of people say Peter is annoying because he pushes and pushes to become a country. Well, did you realize that he's chasing his dream? Of course he's going to push! Wouldn't you push to make your dream come true no matter what? Yes, Peter doesn't understand what it's like to be a country and the hardships that come with it but, he's willing to face them regardless. Some believe Peter's dream will never ever happen but, he does. He'll chase it...

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Hetalia: A Racist Anime?

posted by SymmaGirl2

Recently, people have been debating on whether or not Hetalia is offensive and racist. This argument is rumored to have started when word of South Korea not being in the anime started popping up all over the Internet. People started asking why our favorite Korean pervert wasn't going to be shown in the anime, and it was revealed that the South Korean government actually complained that the representation of a South Korean stereotype was racially offensive. Eventually, fans of Im Yong Soo began complaining over the Internet on how it was childish and stupid of the government to complain about...

Playing Around with Hetalia Pairing Generator v.2

posted by LilacRoses

(I recently discovered this generator: link I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and favorite characters through it?)

Rose L. Allan fell in love with America when the two served burnt scones.
link
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(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)

Lilac P. Monteague fell in love with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.
link
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(Oh God. Lilac, why. You think of him as a brother. Where did I go wrong....)

Feliciano Vargas fell in love with France when the two broke every bone in their body.
link
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(Dafuq...

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Stop romanticizing war!!!

posted by Cheshire_Pasta

I'm sorry for this rant but, I am getting so annoyed with this and I've been seeing it literally EVERY WHERE!! I also would like to apologize in advance for any problems caused with this... I was very pissed off when I typed this and I may have let my anger do most of the talking...

Lately, I've seen quite a lot of people romanticize the Revolutionary War and treating it like some "horrible breakup between boyfriends." People saying that America left England all alone and didn't understand how England felt. I don't honestly care because it pisses me off too much to go on about it. Listen, America...

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~Legacy Becomes A Dream~

posted by HeartfulStitch

A story I wrote on my Quizilla account. I based it more or less off a song by Owl City called: How I Became The Sea. I'm personally very proud of this story and I hope you will enjoy it~ Thank you for reading!

~ℒegacy ℬecomes Ꭿ Ꭰream~ ⊰Ꭾrussia⊱

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The passing of time is quick when you live a life worthy of a fulfilling legacy and experience things that one could only imagine in dreams or read in story books. When death finally settles upon one who has lived a life full of these things, it comes slowly. Such a death was experienced by a certain mighty country. One who rose...

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Hetalia ending lyrics japanese

posted by koolkat909

Nee Nee PAPA
WAIN wo choudai
Nee Nee MAMA
Nee Nee MAMA
Mukashi ni tabeta BORONEEZE no
Ano aji ga wasurerarenain da

Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Boku HETALIA

Aa hitofude de mieru subarashii sekai
Nagagutsu de kanpai da HETALIA

Note: If you learn how to pronounce them I'm sure you'll get it right

If you want it ENGLISH here:

Hey, hey Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, hey Mama!
Hey, hey Mama!
The bolognese that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am Hetalia!

Ah, with the single swipe of a paintbrush, a wonderful world can be seen
With our boots, let's make a toast! Hetalia!

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I Need a Hero (America X Blind!Reader) Part 1

posted by kid_symmetry

You sit down in the grass and decide that it is a good day to do nothing. To your right, you heard children squealing and playing, and to your left, you can hear a soccer game going on. You decide that you should listen to what’s going on. From what you can hear, there is only one person making all of the goals. This surprises you. You used to play soccer. At least before...

“LOOK OUT!!!” calls someone on the field, but it was too late. The ball hit you square in the face. You swore loudly and tried to find the person who had kicked the ball....

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I need a Hero (America X Blind!Reader) Part 2 {Finally!}

posted by kid_symmetry

Finally! Part two! I'm sorry it took so long! >.< I'm such a bad person for making you people who read mu stuff (the small but kind and loyal group of people) wait! Aaaaaanywho... enjoy!
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You wake up to the sound of someone knocking frantically on your door. “(y/n)!!” You hear the person say, “(Y/n)! Please let me in!!!” You throw off the covers, run downstairs, and open the door. “Who is it!” you say in a panicked voice, “What’s wrong?!” You feel the person grab your...