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posted by Lord-Voldemort
We get it, ok?

Hufflepuffs are not useless, Ravenclaws are not all studious, Gryffindors are not all heroes, Slytherins are not all evil.

I don't think we need to defend our points any more. Posting multiple articles on how Hufflepuffs aren't useless doesn't convince anyone any more. I actually lost respect when a second Puff article popped up. There is literally NO Hufflepuff hate on this spot! There's more Slytherin hate than anything, but I've posted my article and I don't plan on writing any more from that point of view.

So far as I can see, no one hates anyone here. We Slytherins are trying...
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posted by Kiana-M-McMahon
Idk, Slytherin and Hufflepuff made one. I'm really bored so why not?

Helena Ravenclaw/The Grey Lady
She admit that she stole her mother's diadom and where she hid it. She felt bad for telling Tom Riddle about it. But she told Harry which fixed a lot.

Filius Flitwick
He's fair, nice, and a short little guy. In the battle of Hogwarts he didn't hesitate to help. He's the head of Ravenclaw for crying outloud!

Moaning Murtle
OK, sure she's annoying. But she didn't have a very long life, or a happy life at that matter. She was crying and then the baslisk killed her. But even with all the sadness, she trusted...
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posted by simpleplan
Knock knock?
Who's there?
You Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!

How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*

How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, Fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.

How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.

How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now you see thats why he's called the DARK lord.

How many Weasleys...
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I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled you once,
Now I dueled you twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.


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Recently, I worked on writing this song about Pettigrew's friendship with James and his betrayal. It's based on the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Anyways, here we go:

Easy come, Easy go, that's just how you live oh,
Take, take, take it all but you never give
Should've known you was trouble from the first suspicion,
Oh, I gave you all my trust and you sold me to Voldy,
Sold me to Voldy, you did
But what you don't understand is
I'd take a Crucuiatus Curse for ya,
I'd be sliced by a Hippogriff for ya,
You know I'd do anything for ya,
I would go through all this pain, take an Avada Kedavra straight through...
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posted by supersaiyan5
what is with all of the contrivercy and fighting of house. whether your in slytherin, gryffindor, hufflepuff or ravenclaw it doesnt matter.

dumbledore himself said that differences do not effect how we should see others. what trulely matters is what we CHOOSE to do with our talents and abilites.

sadly some people may disagree. but i beleive that some will find that exclusion, diversety, and rudness are all unnesesary. to conclude i would like to quote albus dumbledore

"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."

i hope this helps to all that are having trouble with the concept of unity of the houses
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#1. We can walk and read at the same time!
#2.Ravenclaw's invented the internet.
#3. Our symbol is the eagle, which is also the symbol of the US so we basically own the worlds greatest superpower. That's gotta count for something.
#4.'Ravenclaw' is made of actual words. Raven+Claw=Ravenclaw! Seriously, there is no such thing as a "Gryffindor", "Slytherin" is common slang, and what the hell is a "Hufflepuff"?!
#5.Ravenclaws invent sarcasm. Only the greatest invention in the world. Who could live without it?
#6.I bet JKR was a Ravenclaw. It was so smart of her to think of HP!
#7.We have Luna which...
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posted by RavenclawRocks
OK, please don't hate me for this. I don't hate ALL Gryffindors. I just think the House itself is over-rated.

All the Weasley's were in Gryffindor. As they are the nicest people in the whole book, and love Harry, people love them. Therefore they love Gryffindor.

Gryffindors basicly owned Hogwarts when Harry's parents attened Hogwarts. James and Sirius mocked the living hell out of Snape, while their two allies looked on. All four of them just happen to be Gryffindor. Weird, hey?

Isn't it a bit unfair, while Harry and co. were at Hogwarts, the head and deputy head were both Gryffindors. And twice...
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