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Homestuck Who's your patron troll (your zodiac sign)?

885 fans picked:
Nepeta (Leo)
   10%
Karkat (Cancer)
   10%
Gamzee (Capricorn)
   9%
Tavros (Taurus)
   8%
Vriska (Scorpio)
   8%
Feferi (Pisces)
   8%
Sollux (Gemini)
   8%
Eridan (Aquarius)
   8%
Terezi (Libra)
   8%
Kanaya (Virgo)
   8%
Aradia (Aries)
   7%
Equius (Sagittarius)
   6%
 lil-blue-tiger posted over a year ago
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TheDarkEmpire picked Aradia (Aries):
my bro's Sollux (Gemini) and my sis' Gamzee (Capricorn)
posted over a year ago.
 
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Tawnyjay picked Aradia (Aries):
I'm Aradia! :D
posted over a year ago.
 
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KnougeChick picked Tavros (Taurus):
Poor Nepeta! *Hugs Nepeta*
posted over a year ago.
 
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PastaChick picked Sollux (Gemini):
i guess it depends what sign ur talking about, sun sign or moon sign? well my sun sign is taurus, and my moon sign is gemini.
posted over a year ago.
 
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yunarikkupaine1 picked Feferi (Pisces):
Im Feferi!
posted over a year ago.
 
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InvaderQue picked Nepeta (Leo):
Nep explains alot of things about me, lol.
But... I don't ship. That's one difference.
Poor me, the kitty surrounded by the fishy pisces. seriously. Almost all of my friends are pisces. 0_0
posted over a year ago.
 
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SheWolf11 picked Karkat (Cancer):
Cancer FTW!
posted over a year ago.
 
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XxXLolaXxX picked Feferi (Pisces):
Pieces/Virgo. (Pieces-Sun. Virgo-Moon)
posted over a year ago.
 
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Karkitty picked Feferi (Pisces):
Feferi for the WIN. Wish I was Taurus or Cancer.. OR Scorpio..
But Im proud to be Feferi c:
posted over a year ago.
 
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MF114 picked Gamzee (Capricorn):
I'm a Gamzee. :o) But I literally have the entire hemospectrum in my family. Lol. XD
posted over a year ago.
 
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RenderedUseless picked Aradia (Aries):
Heheh. I got Aradia. But Nepeta's my favourite... Orz...
posted over a year ago.
 
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Dance_is_Life picked Kanaya (Virgo):
I'm both Nepeta and Kanaya... I'm a Leo/Virgo cusp... But my friends call me Karkat... For reasons that are only explained by Karkat's actions...
posted over a year ago.
 
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fayeiscute picked Sollux (Gemini):
they look rather funny
posted over a year ago.
 
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tdafan121 picked Kanaya (Virgo):
My patron is Kanaya, although I'm right on the Virgo/Libra cusp. But I still count as a Virgo according to the Zodiac calendar. Although in Homestuck terms I'm a lot more like Terezi, but in horoscope terms I'm through and through Virgo.
posted over a year ago.
 
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annalovespie picked Sollux (Gemini):
I am a gemini ^u^

But my moon sign is Pisces
posted over a year ago.
 
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harduleasa picked Nepeta (Leo):
roarrr
posted over a year ago.
 
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Rock_Pup picked Equius (Sagittarius):
I wish i was vriska shes my favorite troll
posted over a year ago.
 
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tdiCxTlova18 picked Kanaya (Virgo):
im a virgo but everyone tells me i act more like feferi :D a compliment i guess?!
posted over a year ago.
 
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TereziPyrope picked Terezi (Libra):
I'm Terezi(Just look at my username xD) , my little brother is Sollux, and my older sister is Feferi :D
posted over a year ago.
 
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Anzkji picked Nepeta (Leo):
Nepeeeeeeeeta!
posted over a year ago.
 
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MK98 picked Kanaya (Virgo):
I'm Kanaya :D Sometimes though, I act nothing like her x'D.
posted over a year ago.
 
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BlondLionEzel picked Vriska (Scorpio):
i am the First Vriska?
posted over a year ago.
 
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IntrepidKeris picked Nepeta (Leo):
Leo. :D
One of my other friends is Nepeta too, one is Sollux, two are Kanaya, one is Equius, one is Terezi, and my dad and mom are Eridan and Karkat(crackship? lul)
posted over a year ago.
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BluXplosion picked Karkat (Cancer):
Cancer and PROUD
posted over a year ago.
 
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fanofzeldafan picked Terezi (Libra):
i wanted to be eridan but im the blind bitch instead..............
posted over a year ago.
 
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HarukaMamotte picked Aradia (Aries):
Ummm.........

I was born March 26, so I am an Aries, but is that my sun sign or my moon sign?

What's my OTHER sign (Sun/Moon)?
posted over a year ago.
 
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fanoffanbo2 picked Gamzee (Capricorn):
Haha mine is Gamzee Makara, No wonder I am a lot like him
posted over a year ago.
 
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kasumifinnjake picked Gamzee (Capricorn):
GaMzEe MoThEr FucKeRs
posted over a year ago.
 
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monkeyrockla picked Kanaya (Virgo):
Mines Kanaya, but I act more like a Capricorn or Gemini.
posted over a year ago.
 
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fogeyes picked Equius (Sagittarius):
how come there are hardly any Sagittarius?
posted over a year ago.
 
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peariing picked Equius (Sagittarius):
im sagittarius but im seriously ashamed to have Equius as my patron troll... hehe
posted over a year ago.
 
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shadirby picked Eridan (Aquarius):
Eridan <3 HE'S SO ADORABLE!
posted over a year ago.
 
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F1R31N7H3F0R3S7 picked Terezi (Libra):
Proud Libra right here!
posted over a year ago.
 
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MikanAkita picked Eridan (Aquarius):
No wwait heres the thin
I am acuarius, wwho has a crush on a picis, wwho used to date a geminis XD
Oh cod, my life and its coincidence
posted over a year ago.
 
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Symbi picked Nepeta (Leo):
That complicated moment.
I chose Nepeta because officially I am a Leo, aka under Nepeta. However, that follows Tropical (traditional) astrology.
My religious affiliation uses the Sidereal astrology. So? That makes me a cancer. The three week shift in dates makes me under Karkat.

I'm a lot like both, regardless. :3
posted over a year ago.
 
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tailslover9 picked Feferi (Pisces):
Meep.
posted over a year ago.
 
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Vocaloidcode01 picked Sollux (Gemini):
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go rape my big brother's computer with viruses and spam files.
posted over a year ago.
 
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AwesomeFangirl picked Karkat (Cancer):
Karkat.
I'm nothing like him, but c'mon, KARKAT IS AWESOME!
posted over a year ago.
 
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FutureSollux22 picked Eridan (Aquarius):
Eridan
posted over a year ago.
 
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Anime1love picked Feferi (Pisces):
Feferi FTW I'm proud
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PrimrosePalace picked Karkat (Cancer):
Karkat. Parents are tavros and vriska and I have way too many karkats in the family.
posted over a year ago.
 
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TG_Mars picked Kanaya (Virgo):
I'm Kanaya! Honk! ;o)
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perryperry picked Aradia (Aries):
Aradia. Brother = Eridan Mum = Nepeta Dad = Gamzee
posted over a year ago.
 
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blazeandarose picked Terezi (Libra):
Terezi! :D
posted over a year ago.
 
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ambeemo picked Tavros (Taurus):
mine is taurus my brothers and mothers is sagittarius grandmothers pisces best friend is capricorn dad is libra other friend is scorpio my dog is aries and my aunt is aquarius
posted over a year ago.
 
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harryNniallsGal picked Nepeta (Leo):
im nepeta, my sister is kanaya my other sister is vriska my mom is tavros
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kasueji1216 picked Equius (Sagittarius):
I wish it was Karkat though X$
posted over a year ago.
 
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angelgirl00019 picked Gamzee (Capricorn):
Gamzee :o) HONK!!
posted over a year ago.
 
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V_Scofield picked Karkat (Cancer):
Karkat, but my best friend says I'm more like Nepeta (Leo is my rising sign).

Dad = Gamzee
Mom = Aradia
Sister 1 = Equius
Sister 2 = Equius
Brother-in-law = Aradia
Niece 1 = Aradia
Nephew = Aradia
Niece 2 = Karkat
posted over a year ago.
 
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gilili picked Tavros (Taurus):
}:)
posted over a year ago.
 
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PWiley picked Karkat (Cancer):
KARKAT MUTHAFUKAS
posted over a year ago.
 
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agentkarkat picked Karkat (Cancer):
I'm the cancer and leo dude :D
posted over a year ago.
 
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ItalianTroll picked Equius (Sagittarius):
I wanted Nepeta ;-; but I got Equius.
posted over a year ago.
 
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StarHeart said:
Your patron troll is not the one that goes with your Zodiac sign. Like with John, for example, his patron troll is Vriska, not because of his Zodiac sign (because then his would be Aradia), but because you have to add the numbers that make up your birthday. For instance, John's birthday is on 4/13, so: 4+1+3=8, and Vriska is the eighth troll, therefore she is his patron troll. My Zodiac sign is Aquarius, but Eridan is not my patron troll, Sollux is, because my birthday is 1/20, which means: 1+2+0=3. Sollux is the third troll.

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posted over a year ago.
 
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GaMzEe-MaKaRa picked Gamzee (Capricorn):
WhY DiD I TaKe tHiS TeSt aGaIn?
posted over a year ago.
 
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Aradia_Megido1 picked Aradia (Aries):
Hell0 all y0u humans is there any 0ther tr0lls 0ut here
I'm Aradia Megido nice t0 meet all y0u humans 0_0
posted over a year ago.
 
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ashesrocks picked Karkat (Cancer):
Karkat bby
posted over a year ago.
 
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unicorns0109 picked Gamzee (Capricorn):
Gamzee/Aradia (sun/moon) i think im more like a Nepeta/Karkat/Sollux .3.
posted over a year ago.
 
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NEVERSHIPIT picked Tavros (Taurus):
I'm Tavvy, but I'm more like Karkat.
posted over a year ago.
 
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Tacitus picked Nepeta (Leo):
GO NEPETA!!!!
posted over a year ago.
 
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Fairstepshaven picked Eridan (Aquarius):
ERRRIIDAAAANNNN!!! Yeah. He's my favorite character. (But my true patron troll is Kanaya.) My zodiac is Aquarius.
posted over a year ago.
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TeutonicMight picked Aradia (Aries):
Now hold on a moment, I thought calculating your cnaonical patron troll involved combining the digits of your birthday and figuring it out from there? For example, someone whose birthday is 4/14 would get the number nine, getting a patron troll of Equius? No? Okay. *sits in corner*
posted over a year ago.
 
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AttackonTitan picked Sollux (Gemini):
i gotz Sollux
posted over a year ago.
 
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ItalyVantas picked Aradia (Aries):
Aradia but I checked and now the calandar says I'm a peices but I act waaaay more like karkat than either of them :3
posted over a year ago.
 
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Fluffy_Tone picked Karkat (Cancer):
I'm KARKAT! my lil brother is GaMzEe :0)
posted over a year ago.
 
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dontmindmeyo picked Terezi (Libra):
I chose my actual patron troll. Your patron troll does not always equal your zodiac troll. I'm a Taurus, but my patron is Terezi.
posted over a year ago.
 
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AprilFear picked Vriska (Scorpio):
I do love being a Scorpio~
posted over a year ago.
 
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wolfy33 picked Tavros (Taurus):
Most of my family is Eridan or Feferi I'm the special one lol :D
My best friends are Karkat and Gamzee! Honk :o)
posted over a year ago.
 
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destinyhunter77 picked Vriska (Scorpio):
I'm vriska and my big bro is karkat my mom is karkat as well and my dad is equius
posted over a year ago.
 
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wishey picked Nepeta (Leo):
Nepeta!!!! I love her she's a sweetheart. But if you do the patron troll calculator thing it's Sollux.
posted over a year ago.
 
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awesomesonic picked Eridan (Aquarius):
I'm an Aquarius, so my zodiac troll is Eridan.

My patron troll is Feferi (1+2+9 = 12).

Mother of...

YAYZ I GAT FISH PPL!!!
posted over a year ago.
 
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helliashadows picked Sollux (Gemini):
yerp
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XLeRandomnessX picked Eridan (Aquarius):
My troll is Eridan while my friends troll is Sollux.....well then
posted over a year ago.
 
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InfinityDie picked Terezi (Libra):
Your zodiac sign doesn't choose who your patron troll is. ^.^ I'm not sure if someone else said this already or not. You take your birthday and add the numbers together. For example, my birthday is March 22. So that's 322. 3+2+2=7 and Terezi is the 7th troll in the hemospectrum, making her my patron troll. Get it? I'm aries, but that doesn't mean that Aradia is my patron troll.

In case you still don't understand. John is an aries. Aradia isn't his patron troll, now is she? It's Vriska. 4+1+3=8 making his patron troll Vriska. ;3 Have a nice day~
posted over a year ago.
 
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Actually, this is wrong; your patron troll is the one who 'guides you' or you are connected too like for John, it's Vriska, while his zodiac troll is Aradia, for Rose it's Kanaya and Equius so on and so forth. What this is referring too is the Zodiac troll.
My Zodiac troll is Tavros ( dear sweet baby 38) )
My patron troll is Feferi 38)
posted over a year ago.
 
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freyafox picked Tavros (Taurus):
HUFF *weeps solemnly*
posted over a year ago.
 
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gamzeelover3123 picked Gamzee (Capricorn):
Gamzee my best friend said I can relate to him you know with out the drugs
posted over a year ago.
 
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Im Terezi, but my friends call me Karkat and that's mostly who I rp and resemble most
posted over a year ago.
 
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cannibalZoey picked Aradia (Aries):
My dad is equius
My mama is Feferi
And my best friend is karkat
posted over a year ago.
 
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Famegurl754 picked Vriska (Scorpio):
Yay!
posted over a year ago.
 
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Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH picked Tavros (Taurus):
That's actually not what a patron troll is.
posted over a year ago.
 
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witchoflife picked Feferi (Pisces):
i'm feferi!!! i love her so much
posted 11 months ago.
 
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SnowCat2000 picked Eridan (Aquarius):
actually, your patron troll isn't your zodiac troll. You find your patron troll by adding all the number in your birthday. So mine would be 1=2=4=7 which is Terezi. But since you said zodiac, I picked Eridan since I'm an Aquarius.
posted 9 months ago.
 
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darange said:
ummmm your patron troll is not your zodiac troll. those two things are entirely different.
posted 6 months ago.
 
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Emmy1717 picked Sollux (Gemini):
YAY! I AM THE THOLLUXSSS
posted 4 months ago.
 
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FaithyDoodle picked Nepeta (Leo):
In nepeta! :D
posted 4 months ago.
 
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carlie445 picked Karkat (Cancer):
And it shows.
posted 3 months ago.
 
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l99k_me_up picked Equius (Sagittarius):
I want to be Karkat but I'm a segittarius.😟
posted 2 months ago.