WARNING:This is just some stupid joke article which you really should not waste your time on.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If you don't wanna sit through a 2 hour flim here are the main points you might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They move at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all you want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.