Yes, I adore Thutner and Kutner and writing fanfics. xD
I was bored this afternoon so I decided to write something. It´s just for fun and therefore I didn´t care wether the characters were ooc or not.
I used some of the people I know quite well on fanpop, being rather sure that they won´t be mad at me for including them into this little crazy story.
„Come on, you can do it!!“
The little examination room was filled with the cheers of two girls, who enthusiastically looked at a man who had just grabbed a pair of defibrillators.
„Go Kutner, go!!! Defi attack!“
The man paused for a moment, looking rather confused. „Who the hell are you two??“
„I´m Immunity and that´s pollyloveshouse.“
They giggled, while Kutner just stood there and stared at them, which was definitely not so good for the patient whose heart had stopped beating a minute ago.
„Come on, he´s going to die if you don´t do anything.“, Pollyloveshouse said to Kutner.
Immunity giggled more. „Maybe he´s going to die too even if Kutner does something…“
They remembered Kutner setting a patient on fire and couldn´t stop laughing anymore.
Kutner on the other hand almost freaked out now. „I can´t concentrate with you two in here! Go out!“
„What? No, we´ll stay here and give you support!“, Pollyloveshouse said and smiled.
Immunity looked at the patient. „His brain his been 3 minutes without oxygen now… I´m not a doctor, but I guess that´s not very healthy…“
Kutner´s eyes widened and without response he rushed to the patient and started to shock him back to life.
Pollyloveshouse and Immunity cheered again with joy and took some photos of Kutner.
As the patient´s heart started to beat again, the door swung open and a girl, surrounded by a couple of cats, came in.
„What´s going on here?“, she asked, while Kutner was putting the defibrillators away.
The 10-15 cats, which have followed her, entered the room.
„Oh, hey Babybell.“, Immunity and Pollyloveshouse greeted her.
Kutner turned around. „What the… I´m not a veterinarian!“
„And they aren´t sick, so don´t you dare set your hand to them. Stay away with your defis.“, Babybell said coldly to him and gave him a death glare.
Kutner stared at her and then quickly hid behind Immunity and Pollyloveshouse, who was playing with one of the cats.
„What´s the matter???“ , Immunity asked confused.
„She scares me.“, Kutner replied.
„WHAT? You are afraid of Babybell?“ Immunity couldn´t believe it and Pollyloveshouse started giggling again.
Babybell just stood in the door, her arms crossed, with a confident smile on her face. She apparently enjoyed it.
„She´s only 13 !!“, Immunity complained, „ and I´m 19, you should better be scared of me!“
Kutner gave her a look. „Scared of you? Ha, you look like a 15 year old and you don´t radiate power like her.“
Immunity pouted. „I´m full-aged. According to the law we could have sex…“
Before Kutner could respond, Pollyloveshouse stepped in, grabbed Immunity´s arm and pulled her back. „Don´t make him horny.“
„I was just saying…“
Babybell raised an eyebrow. „I´ll better leave you two alone with Kutner... Come on, cats.“
She turned around, unfortunately another person was about to enter the room at the same moment and they bumped into each other.
Babybell and Cuddles both rubbed their heads.
„Ohh, they are hurt!! Quick Kutner, get the defibrillators!!!“, Pollyloveshouse shouted with excitement.
Kutner grabbed his beloved defis, but Babybell´s look made him stop immediately.
„Stay away.“, she simply said.
„Okay.“, Kutner replied and didn´t move.
„Down!“, Babybell ordered, whereupon Kutner sat down on the floor like a dog.
„Heyy!! Leave Kutner alone!“, Pollyloveshouse said to the grinning Babybell.
„I just wanted to check how scared he actually is.“
Immunity grabbed Kutner´s arm. „And you stand up! You don´t have to do what she orders, be a man!!“
Cuddles, who had just watched the scene, opened her mouth now. „Erm… Babybell, I just wanted to tell you that House is on the way to Cuddy´s office.“
„Oh my god, why didn´t you say that earlier?? Let´s go!“ Babybell called her cats and left the room with Cuddles.
A sudden beep from one of the maschines reminded Kutner, Immunity and Pollyloveshouse oft he patient who had almost died.
Kutner rushed to him and injected something into his arm.
While he was doing this, the door opened again and another girl came in.
„Hey, I´m Anusha and I don´t speak to dead people.“
Immunity and Pollyloveshouse stared at her. „Yes… we didn´t forget your name… and what is this dead people thing??“
„There are some rumours which say that I talk to dead people, I just wanted to clarify that I don´t do that.“, Anusha said.
„And why are you still here? House is about to have a conversation with Cuddy… Babybell and Cuddles already ran to watch it.“, Pollyloveshouse informed her.
„What?? Really? Why did no one tell me??“ Anusha turned around immediately and left the room again.
Kutner had managed to stabilize the patient and looked at Immunity and Pollyloveshouse .
„And why aren´t you two watching the House and Cuddy conversation?“, he asked sighing.
„Because we are Thutner Fans.“
„Thutner? What is that? Something to eat?“
„Nooo, it´s you and Thirteen.“, Pollyloveshouse explained with a big smile on her face.
„What do I have to do with Thirteen???“, Kutner asked and looked really confused and helpless.
„You have a lot to do with her! You two are in love and you should finally admit it! Please!“, Immunity told him with emotion.
Pollyloveshouse sighed. „He´s still in the denial phase…“
Then they spent the next two hours explaining Kutner why he and no other one was perfectly right for Thirteen and why he had to love her so much.
So, that was it xD Sorry for any mistakes I made :(