Ships of House
There are so many,and many more are beginning to be discovered
I will list the ships,and tell you some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong list of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)
Hase(House/Chase)
Fase(Foreman/Chase)
Careman(Cameron/Foreman)
Wiltner(Wilson/Kutner)
Waub(Wilson/Taub)
Chuddy(Chase/Cuddy)
Thuddy(13/Cuddy)
Fuddy(Foreman/Cuddy)
Kuddy(Kutner/Cuddy)
Tuddy(Taub/Cuddy)
Haub(House/Taub)
Horeman(Foreman/House)
Wase(Wilson/Chase)
Wilman(Wilson/Foreman)
Chaub(Chase/Taub)
Chutner(Chase/Kutner)
Chamber(Chase/Amber)
Thameron(13/Cameron)
Cutner(Cameron/Kutner)
Caub(Cameron/Taub)
Futner(Foreman/Kutner)
Tutner(Taub/Kutner)
Trogler(Tritter/Vogler)
Hate(House/Cate)
Hacy(House/Stacy)


42 ships to be exact


Now the listing phase is over
This article is a guide or a list..I really don't know.
***Note: I'm not going to do all 40 ships.
I chose 3 ships.If I didn't choose the ship you 'sail' I'm sorry.So I'm sorry if I didn't do your ship.If you are going to comment,NO BASHING OF THE SHIPS I CHOOSE.If I don't give enough info about the ship you do sail...I'm sorry.I don't feel like watching the seasons again to get more info about them..Sorry***

Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
The 2 awesome ducklings(In my opinion)
In episodes 'Insensitive-Airborne' Cam and Chase are sex buddies.It ended in Airborne because Chase wanted more.

Chase wants more and Cameron doesn't


Cameron:Nice catch
Chase:Thanks.
Cameron:Think even House would be impressed.
Chase:I don't know about that.
Cameron:Any idea how you wanna celebrate?What?
Chase:I want more.
Cameron:I thought you were getting a little worn out by...
Chase:No,that's not what I meant.
Cameron:I know.I was just hoping you'd take the hint and pretend you never said that.
Chase:I want this to be more than it is.
Cameron:I thought we were clear.
Chase:In the beginning,but you can't tell me...
Cameron:Yes,I can.And I don't.It was fun.That's it.And now it's over.


After that Chase starts to say,"It's Tuesday." Because Chase wants to remind Cameron that he likes her every week.
In s3's 'Human Error' we saw Cam at Chase's doorstep.

She didn't feel like waiting

Chase:Hi
Cameron:It's Tuesday
Chase:Uh..No,it's Monday
Cameron:I know,I just..I didn't feel like waiting



I believe Chase and Cameron are still dating.
In 'No More Mr.Nice Guy' when House faked syphilis,it freaked out Cameron,Chase,Foreman,13,Kutner,and Taub.
Okay maybe not Foreman,but it did freak out the rest of the old and new teams.

It's none of Chase's business


Cameron:So,this is why he is who he is?
Taub:We don't know...
Foreman:We know.It's just not a coincidence.
Thirteen:Wilson says he's always been a jerk.
Taub:But he got worse...
Cameron:After his leg.
Foreman:The leg was a coincidence.
Chase:Did you sleep with him?
Thirteen:So,whats going to happen and whats going to change?
Kutner:Maybe he'll be less of a jerk.
Cameron:Or less of a doctor..
Kutner:You gotta be a jerk to be a good doctor?
Cameron:No,maybe House does.
Chase:Why aren't you answering me?
Cameron:Because it's none of their business...it's none of your business
Chase:To think the STD makes it my business.
Cameron:Humans are complicated..
Foreman:Humans are simple.
Cameron:A million different things makes us who we are.You change one,you change everything.If Mozart was better adjusted,decides to play catch one day,maybe there's no magic flute.
Chase:You did,didn't you?


I don't think House and Cameron slept together.They would have shown us.I think Chase has trust issues thats why Cameron didn't tell him.Cameron was just bugging Chase.
***spoilers***
Katie Jacobs said we might get Chameron in s5.

"They are currently shooting the season's sixth episode and Jacobs tells me it's an hour that will focus on... wait for it... Cameron and Chase: "Cameron will have a case, and through that storyline, we'll be able to explore Cameron and Chase's relationship and where they're at right now. We have sort of an embarrassment of riches with so many talented cast members, and it wasn't like we were trying to ignore any of our characters, but I think we are doing a better job of utilizing all their talents this year. At least I hope we are."

Read the full interviewlink

So the Chameron ship has happened,unless they break up or something.So I don't think Hameron(House/Cameron) would/will happen.
Which brings me to the next ship....



Hameron(House/Cameron)
So many fans of the ship and not so many fans of this ship.
House is 40something(49 probably,but I guess House's age is Hugh Laurie's age)
and Cameron is 29(Again..Cameron's age is probably Jennifer Morrison's age).
Thats a 20 year age gap.

In s1 they had 2 dates.
A non-date date(Sports Medicine) and a restaurant date(Love Hurts)
In s3's Half-Wit,House and Cameron kissed.

The kiss from 'Half-Wit'

House: A little whorish to kiss and stab.
Cameron:You kissed back.
House:I didn't want you to die without knowing the feeling.Actually,no woman should die without knowing the feeling.


In s1 the writers were shoving Hameron down our throats(no offence to the Hameron shippers).
House gasping at Cameron's dress

Some of us started to ship Hameron in s1 and some of us don't ship at all.
House and Cam went on their 'non-date date' in S01xE12(Sports Medicine)
He took her to monster trucks.
8 episodes later(Love Hurts) House takes her to Café Spiletto.In s2's 'All In' House gasps at Cameron's dress.
Cameron likes that House noticed her dress

Cameron likes House because he's damaged.
Cameron likes damaged people.Cameron is damaged herself.House looked like he was awkward with their date in 'Love Hurts'.I think he was awkward with the age difference.In s2-s3 House taunts Cameron's crush on him.House asked her out in s3's 'Meaning'.

Cameron says No

Cameron:What a touching moment.That's why we become doctors,for those rare moments when our hearts are warmed...
House:Would you like to get a drink?
Cameron:Are you serious,or are you trying to change the subject?
House:No,I'm serious.I drink.You drink.We could do it at the same time,the same table.If you eat,we could do that,too.I mean,if the answer's no,that's cool,but...
Cameron:No,it's just you're just coming off the surgery,and you're not yourself yet,and I work for you,and even though last year's...You're smiling.I'm saying no,and you're smiling.
House:Well,don't take it personally.It's just 'cause you're full of crap.You have no interest in going out with me.Maybe you did,when I couldn't walk,when I was a sick puppy that you could nurture back to health.Now that I'm healthy,there's nothing in it for you.
Cameron:You are not healthy.Cuddy wants to see you.


Cam is worried about House at the end of House's Head
But Cameron is with Chase.Unless they break up..or something,the Hameron ship might not sail.There is still a possibility that we could see Hameron get together in future seasons.Maybe in s5 there will be some Hameron moments.
Onward to the next ship which is.....




Huddy(House/Cuddy)
The ship that the shippers want to see happen!
There is so much stuff that the shippers want to see out of these two.
So much stuff that has hinted at House and Cuddy having a one night stand in the past.
In s3's 'Top Secret' there was a big hint that that House and Cuddy had a one night stand a long time ago...

"That ship sailed long ago House"


House:I've been thinking about you.
You lied.
Cuddy:I didn't lie.I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts.
House:Like the fact you lied.No wonder I couldn't place his face.You were practically swallowing it on the dance floor.
Cuddy:I was not.
House:Talk about the cool uncle.He donates the money and the nephew gets the write-off.And of course,by write-off,I mean he gets to put your ankles...
Cuddy:This is exactly why I didn't mention our one date over two years ago.
House:Because of my T-shirt.
Cuddy:Because you are an obnoxious ass.Because you would have spent the whole time...
House:That's very smart.'Cause this way I spent the whole time completely focused on the patient.
Cuddy:How did you even remember him?We were only at that party for like 10 minutes!
House:Is this a new health plan?Service the Dean of Medicine,you get free health care for a year?Why are you smiling?
Cuddy:You remembered him because he made out with me.
House:I'm good with faces.So this plan,is it open to anyone?Is there a co-pay?
Cuddy:You're lousy with faces.
House:Don't make this about me.This is your humiliation.So how much for private room coverage?
Cuddy:Get over me.
House:Give me a break.You hired me...
Cuddy:'Cause you're a good doctor who couldn't get himself hired at a blood bank,so I got you cheap.
House:You gave me everything I asked for because one night I gave you everything...
Cuddy:Stop staring at my ass when you think I'm not looking,showing up at restaurants where I happen to be on a date,and fantasizing about me in the shower.That ship sailed long ago,House.Get over it.
House:If you're still referring to your ass,I think that supertanker sailed would be the more precise metaphor.





In s3's 'Half-Wit' House goes over to Cuddy's place.

House grabbing Cuddy's ass


Cuddy:It's the middle of the night.You knew I'd be asleep.
House:Phone would have woken you up just as much.And I can't see what you're wearing over the phone.

2 minutes later...


Cuddy:House,I'm so sorry.
House:Forgot I was dying, huh?
Cuddy:I'm here if you need me
House:I need you

[House grabs Cuddy's ass]

House:One small feel for man,one giant ass for mankind.
Cuddy:Thanks.Good luck in Boston.
[Cuddy walks to her bedroom and House tries to follow]
Cuddy:Call the Make-A-Wish Foundation.


In every House/Cuddy scene there is either:
-Sexual Tension(I think that is every House/Cuddy scene)
-Banter
-Power Plays
-Eye Sex

***Note:There are some spoilers for s5,Wilson's Heart,and House's Head(if you didn't see the episodes yet)***
In s4's 'House's Head' we get to see Cuddy stripping.

Cuddy stripping for House


Cuddy:I didn't know you rode the bus.
House:I used to drive home after I got drunk.Some mothers got MADD.What are you doing here?You weren't on the bus with me.
Cuddy:I guess this isn't a memory..it's a fantasy.
House:If this was a fantasy,you'd be wearing this...[Cuddy is dressed in a schoolgirl outfit]
Cuddy:You're convinced your patient is dying,and you want to waste your time with a sex fantasy?
House:Don't blame me.Blame my gender.
Cuddy:Well I'm not here to indulge that.I'm here to help you figure out his symptoms.
House:Can't you do both?



Towards the end of the episode Cuddy is at House's apartment.

Cuddy at House's apartment


House:The other nurse always use to tuck me in
Cuddy:I'll be on the couch,with a shot gun in my lap.
House:Worrying about me?
Cuddy:Making sure you don't try to make a limp for the border.Get some sleep.


At the end of the episode Cuddy is giving House mouth-to-mouth.While Wilson is giving him CPR.Why? because House is an ass.He took Alzheimer drugs to speed up his memory.He has a heart attack.
At the end of Wilson's Heart Cuddy is holding House's hand in her sleep,and House is holding her hand back.

In s5 there is no doubt that Huddy is going to happen.In s5 there is a Huddy arc.Also there is a Private Investigator(Ugh,just what we need is another Tritter) and this P.I. has a crush on Cuddy.House probably gets jealous of the P.I.'s crush.


Cuddy holding House's hand at the end of 'Wilson's Heart'