1. You can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good day to tell someone you love them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. You can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches you if you wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up by a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people...

House Season 1 Episode 22: Honeymoon

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House is occupied balancing spoons when Stacy shows up to get her husband, who needs a check-up due to abdominal pains, infantile regression, etc. Mark claims he's under stress and doesn't need help, House isn't too enthused about checking him out, and neither gets along with the other too well. But in the middle of a toast Mark collapses thanks to House drugging him to get him to the clinic.

The team go over Mark's case and House orders a battery of tests – Wilson suspects he's trying to look good for Stacy and get her back. Cameron begins to...

Wilson parked his car in front of Cuddy’s house. The silence was still filling the air around them since they left Mary’s home. The awkwardness of it was shouting the absence of words that could possibly express how they felt after what Doctor Mary told them. Seconds later Cuddy broke it.

“How… could it… have it come to this, Wilson?” Her voice was lost and his eyes focused on the street.

“I don’t know…”

“Do you want to come in?” She spoke as she opened the door.

“Only if you need me.”

Cuddy took a deep breath and the silence filled the air again. “Should I… should...

It was midnight when you decided to stood up from your bed. You’ve been toss and turning for about an hour now and sleep hasn’t been part of the plan of your neurons in your brain. You walked down the hall only to find peace just by looking at a door at the end of the lonely pavement, a feeling you’ve been trying to find for several days now. You limped towards the doorknob, making sure not to disturb anyone near you. You stopped, knowing the woman behind the door might not want and need you. It took you a couple of minutes before you set yourself that this will be the night that will...

It was a mess in all the rooms of House and Cuddy’s home they bought a year after they got together. One couldn’t tell which room is which since things were in a certain room which is not supposed to be there. The three year old Rachel was crying so loud while she was being carried by Cuddy who was looking tired, upset and angry. Her hair was a disaster as they head for the baby’s room.
Cuddy: <looking pissed off at Rachel> Stop crying! <The cry of the baby continues and Cuddy looked at the baby then she placed it down heavily on the basinet but making sure she didn’t hurt it,...

To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Greg House got run over by a reindeer
limpin' home from Cuddy's house Christmas eve. Wink Wink
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him Christmas mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Greg House got run over by a reindeer,
limpin' home from Cuddy's house Christmas...

The episode begins with a view shot of the supposedly-Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, a faint, annoying sound in the playing in the background. And as seconds go by, we finally realize that the buzzing, strumming, or perhaps ticking noise was intended to initiate suspense. As if the spoilers swimming around the internet hasn't caused that already. Back to the episode: We see random shots of clinic patients and staff in slow motion, and if you have already watched the episode like I have, you'd notice that the only actual faces we're actually seeing are the people who will be taken...

Lisa wakes up next morning and Greg is huged to her. She remembers what happened last night and gets out of the bed in silence, trying not to wake him up. Cuddy takes her clothes and before leaving to her dorm, she approaches to him and gives him a small kiss on his lips. Then whispers. ‘Sleep tight Greg.’
Hours later when he wakes up, he stays in bed 'cause he feels really really bad. He drank too much last night and can barely remember a few things. His face and fists hurt a lot.
At mealtime they meet for the first time after their special night. Greg has an horrible hangover and prepares...

umm...this chappie is about a week later from part 12 so they've only got a few days left together (i thought the timeline would be pretty confusing so i thought i might as well tell you guys....) school has been so boring so here i am, during my lunch break writing stories... XD
again, please read review and rate... OH that reminded me...sorry about all my mistakes in the previous chappie...and im thinking of doing some fanart to go along with this fic...i'll post them in the image galleries... :)
(No offence intended to coloured people in this fic)

xx




*About a week later*
Greg and Lisa had navigated...

House got off the elevator at the 4th floor and made his way to his office, sat down and opened Wilson's lunch as he pulled a fork from the inside of his coat. He smiled greedily.
He took a mouthful of the pasta but as soon as he did that he was interrupted by none other than Dr. Foreman.
"We've got a case," he said lazily.
"Can't," said House with his mouth full of food. Foreman glares at him whilst thrusting the dark blue folder at him. House rolls his eyes.
"What part of 'I can't' do you not understand?"
"Why can't you?"
"Because I'm on my lunch break and then I'm on vacation." House said,...

Season 5 Episode 22 “House Divided” review by Connie Norberg

Looks like House is at it again; amazing us with his dry sense of humor, while carrying on his conversations with his imagination, Amber. His split personality reveals his inner thoughts through Amber and the charisma they share is remarkably funny. While House calculates his famous trial and errors of medicine, we get to see the somewhat fun side of him while putting together a Bachelor party for Chase.

House now seeks his professional inner-tuition, Amber for his impeccable diagnosis on a young man who is deaf. During the struggle...

The theme of the latest House MD episode, entitled, “Unfaithful” dealt with the idea of lost faith and of putting faith in other people. Daniel, a troubled priest is brought in with a bland case that House takes on, thinking that there is really nothing to it, but is suddenly confronted with a case that has more depth to it then he first appreciated.

DANEIL: You want to talk hypocrisy, what about you? You act like you don’t care about anyone, but here you are saving lives.

HOUSE: Solving puzzles, saving lives is just collateral damage.

DANEIL: Nice try. I don’t think you’re looking...

“Merry Christmas Cuddy,” words uttered with such an underlying weight to them that what should have been, and was, a breathtaking and joyful (excuse the pun) scene was turned into a deep look into the psyche of House and the underlying melancholy tones of his unhappiness.


What makes this scene all the more gorgeous than it already was, was that it lacked so little dialogue, most of the important material lay not in the speech itself but the facial changes that the actors portrayed and as always, nobody is more of a master of this than Hugh Laurie. In the span of 30 seconds we see House...

Hey everyone, EL here! I was just looking at the linkby PotterGal, and it got me to thinking: what do we know about our favorite doctors? This got me to going to Wikipedia to research the back stories on the entire cast of House, which I have compiled here, in one neatly-packaged soapbox article! :D!
So enjoy.
NOTE: This article covers what happens to the characters before the show started. Amber's death, Cuddy's frequent dates, and Hector, etc, will not be in this. Just...so you know.

GREGORY HOUSE:
Born June 11, 1959 (he's 49! dang!) to Blythe House and a random stranger whose name we do not...

I thought I'd try to ease the distress of all the Wilson fans here after those Season 5 promos by giving you my well-funded reason why Wilson can't leave:

if Wilson leaves, the effects on House would simply be disastrous... it's like action and reaction:

The things that make House who he is apart from his brilliance and his gift are his constant self-destructive behaviors (interesting and intriguing), his drug habit and his obvious talent for insulting and mocking other's with great credibility. Those are also the things that give him an edge on all the other doctors on TV and the reasons House...

After watching last night's finale, I can better understand Lisa's decision to leave HOUSE and I can see why Hugh is hinting that next season will be his last. I imagine he wishes he had never signed on for Season 8.

I have always been a big fan of HOUSE, Hugh (especially Hugh!) Lisa and Huddy. But after last night's fiasco I'm wondering if this episode was written by the proverbial group of monkeys locked in a room with computers. Unless the finale is explained as another dream sequence or fantasy (lame) I can't see anywhere left for this story to go.

House's medical genius has been rendered...

"Dreams are the answer to a question that you have not asked yet". - X-Files

House MD is a show famous for its special episodes, those that escape the strict formulaic structure of the show. 'Three Stories, No Reason, House's Head, Under My Skin' are among those episodes in which dream sequences or hallucinations are used in order for the audience to delve deeper into what our beloved Gregory House tries so desperately to hide from those close to him but foremost himself.


ZOMBIES

Whoever has ever seen any zombie movie, knows that the disease always disrupts the brain functions. The same thing...

Like the title says, I miss the old days, the early seasons of House.
When I talk about the early seasons I'm talking mainly about seasons 1-3, but also season 4.
Why is it that I get this warm fuzyy feeling when I think back but get a nasty feeling when I think about seasons 5 and 6?
Does anyone else feel like this? I haven't even watched many episodes of season 6 yet, because I'm just not excited to watch them anymore.

The reason I'm writing this article is the newest spoiler I just read. I couldn't believe it, I want to think it's fake.
Spoilers said that Cuddy intends to marry Lucas.
...
Now I'm...