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So this peanut butter vs. jam joke...?

Does it exist? or was it just made up? I'm really curious if it was a ploy or if anyone's actually heard this before?
 amenda posted over a year ago
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germany123 said:
okay it goes roughly like this (altered to make it more fanpop compatible)
guy to girl: whats the difference between peanut butter and jam?
i can't peanutbutter my privates up your erm other type of privates
...now either google and read the real version or think of cruder words for male privates..and think along the lines of back entrance for the girl.
this also comes in different versions of shoving parts down throats etc..be creative! :P
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HouseOfficeFan7 said:
The punchline I heard was "you can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass." an epitome of classy humor that I personally found freaking hilarious. ;)
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posted over a year ago 
Shelby13 said:
You can google it. The answer is out there and easy enough to find, but I don't think it's appropriate to put on here. haha
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MattFrawlz said:
The punchline is, "I can't peanut butter my c**k up your ass!" Because he can jam it up there!
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SwarlsBarkley said:
I heard a version of this joke years ago. The cleanest I can write it here is: "Jam doesn't look like poo when u eat it out of a girl's ***hole"

Either way, I love the irony of the man with one of the filthiest mouths in comedy saying that this is the dirtiest joke he ever heard. I wonder what Ted would think of Bob saget's version of "The Aristocrats" :P
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posted over a year ago 
maxwill89 said:
based on a real sandwich

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posted over a year ago 
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Do you really think that it's based on a sandwich ??
zkyara232 posted over a year ago
FatimaH17 said:
I'll modify it for you.
You can't peanutbutter a pencil through a pencil sharpener.
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posted over a year ago 
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Oh wow real nice way to put
zkyara232 posted over a year ago
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thx
FatimaH17 posted over a year ago
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That's the best example I've heard.
robothor11 posted over a year ago
tyke00102 said:
I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass
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posted over a year ago 
mickey7657 said:
you can't peanut butter your d*** up her a**
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posted over a year ago 
himymnerd24 said:
its a real joke, its whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? the aNSWER: i cant peanut butter my dick up ur ass.... think about it..
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posted over a year ago 
Coveran said:
I have just heard about that joke recently, It is I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass! :p
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posted over a year ago 
rjdavidburke said:
Yes it is a real joke, but of the not safe for work (nsfw) variety. Basically it goes "What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?" and the answer is "I can't peanut butter my dick up your *ss"

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posted over a year ago 
alisonstinson said:
I can't peanut butter my dick up you ass
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Biskup said:
It really exists. But it's a very brutal joke. ;) If you have to know here you go: "What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You cannot peanut butter someone's ass." ;)
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posted 11 months ago 
Dino13112001 said:
this is true because my boyfriend told it to me and it was so funny i asked him if it would work and if he could try it on me
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posted 10 months ago 
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lol im just joking my boyfriend asked me and i said no
Dino13112001 posted 10 months ago
rickyfajar said:
ooo its exsist

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posted 6 months ago 
dragomir2415 said:
"I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass"
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