How I Met Your Mother Favourite How I Met Your Mother Lines

Saul_Mikoliunas posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 07:27PM
What is your favour himym quote? I love the one obin and Lily are sitting outside the club, on the pavement and Robin says;

Robin: I'm not Julia Roberts. I'm not a VIP. I'm not even an IP. I'm just a lonely little P sitting here in the gutter.
Lily: You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.
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over a year ago germany123 said…
Barney:Wow. Ted, you're gonna have to find a new gender for yourself, because I'm revoking your dude membership.

i quote that a lot..like when this guy the other night went on about songs from "the bodyguard"
over a year ago inespinto said…
I loved this one:
Barney: Ted's with Victoria and can't drink. ...Because he's pregnant. ...Because he's the girl.
Robin: Come on, Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant.
over a year ago Saul_Mikoliunas said…
Loved those quotes! Hmm I also love this quote

Barney: Relapse-Five! That's when we high-five, then it's awkward for a little bit, and then we high-five again!
over a year ago sprouseter16 said…
haha, I loved that pregnant one.

Barney: legen- wait for it, and you better not be lactose intolerant cause the second half of that word is DARY.

dont really remember this one but it was one of my favorite lines.
Barney: changing lanes, honking, driving...love it
Ted: which peddle is the brake?
Barney: middle, left, right
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over a year ago Saul_Mikoliunas said…
Barney in the finale when he thinks Robin is having Ted's baby and he sayd
"This is the 12th most worried I've ever been that someone's pregnant."
Loved that! Also I loved the one in Marshall's Bachelor Party where they are talking about the last stripper and Barney says:
Barney: Alright, fine, the stripper at Stewart’s Bachelor Party was a 15.
Ted: She was 15?!?!
Barney: A 15...like in blackjack.
Ted: As in, not sure whether you’d hit it?
Barney: Exactly!
I use that all the time =D
over a year ago germany123 said…
and you talk in rhyme all the time :)
over a year ago Jennifer1985 said…
There are so many but one is just sticking to my mind right now.

It's from "Life Among the Gorillas" when Lily and Marshall talk about Barney's colleagues at the office.
Lily: So if those guys pressure you to smoke, what do you say?
Marshall: Only when I’m drunk.
Lily: Good boy.
over a year ago germany123 said…
i watched single stamina again..and realised that i made a mistake on my pick.
Im a bad bad fan *slaps bum* ouch!

i love how barney gets all excited after james says "gimme five"
" guuuuys gimme five is back!"
classic NPH greatness
over a year ago germany123 said…
Marshall: do you know why i hated "jerry macguire" so much?
Ted:because youre dead inside?
over a year ago jighooligan101 said…
it was after on of the slaps
Barney:God your hand is monstrous
Marshall:What would you expect you've seen my penis
over a year ago Debra819 said…
"Don't be a hero Sherbatsky."

This quote serves me well in many real-life situations on a daily basis :)
over a year ago Saul_Mikoliunas said…
Ted: I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the plunge... Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since... for me it's falling in love and for him it's... death.
Barney: Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.
Heeheehee!
over a year ago germany123 said…
at the wedding:
Marshall:
HAT. We thought of authentic Native American head dress, before HAT
over a year ago Jennifer1985 said…
The Wedding... Great ep with great lines. I got one from that too.

Barney talks to the bartender at the reception: You're allowed to accept criticism? You Sir, are an ass... buddy

It doesn't seem too funny as you read the line but how NPH says it, it's just hilarious : D
over a year ago germany123 said…
barney and ted are after the same girl to see whos got more game (s3 epi 4)
and barney goes on aboot how hes alread been with her and ted would find that gross. he challenges ted to drink oot of his glass and when ted cant
barney says: and ive only stirred that with my pinkie!
over a year ago Saul_Mikoliunas said…
Ted & Barney's breakup was terrible but Ted's line was hilarious.
By the way, my mother is coming to visit next week. Maybe you would like to nail her too!?!?!
over a year ago Saul_Mikoliunas said…
Lily: Ted, if you murder me and bury me in New Jersey, I'll hunt you forever.
Ted: But if I murder you and bury somewhere else?
Lily: Hey, I'll leave you alone. I'm sure you had your reasons

Also:

Lily: What did they make you call Tropical Storm Hector when they said it was raining "cats and dogs?"
Robin: A furricane.

Both from I heart NJ, which is ironic because it was kind of a lame episode =D
over a year ago ClaireBearhimym said…
Lol. I use a lot of those lines on my friends. One of my friend's always says 'It's on like Donkey Kong'. So I simply reply 'Oh yeah? It's on like the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan'. I'm not sure what episode it's from, but Marshall said it. e e;

'I'm Namaste here any longer than I have to."
Ted: This is an intervention.
Barney: What's that sonny?
Ted: We're getting tired of this old man bit.
Barney: What about the old sand pit?
Lily: Let it go..
Barney: Let It Snow? I love that old diddy..
"Your cops are called Mountees."
"The only people who haven't seen Star Wars are the people who were in Star Wars. THEY LIVED THE STAR WARS!"
"You're allowed to slap my face sir, but you are not allowed to slap my mind!"
"Looks like somebody suffered from premature slapulation. -Eye Brow Raise.-"

I'll think of more later, probably. >_>;
over a year ago germany123 said…
the convo which i cant all write down now they have when gael (so its girl??) is there and they go "use big words"

and more recently robins totally lame joke aboot "clearing the air" in "happily ever after"- and she goes "y'all are welcome"
classic lame robin joke!!
over a year ago Saul_Mikoliunas said…

Barney:Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour, and conclude your association.
Robin: My journey was transformative, and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour and the philosophies he espouses.
Gael:What are we talking of? Baseball?
Barney: This is all gonna return to masticate you in the gluteals. Support my hypothesis, Ted!
Ted:I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.

Yeah, ok. I just googled that =D The only part I could rememebr was "I'm just happy my former paramour is jubilant!
over a year ago donniebur said…
From the episode where they are looking for the perfect burger and Barney says that the burger is so good, "that I want to sew my asshole shut."
over a year ago germany123 said…
oooh cheers sualey *mwa*

over a year ago MacLaren said…
ahhha i like that one from the perfecct burger as well
over a year ago germany123 said…
laugh
"Story of my life: my cuteness interferes with people hearing my message."--Lily

my absolute fave lily line now!!
over a year ago nphfan said…
i love all of the above lines and many more, but one of the sweetest moments of how i met your mother was when...

barney: you don't have to do this, bro!
james: yes, i do.
barney: why?
james: because tom and i are gonna have a baby.
barney: what? there's gonna be a baby?

i just think this was such a cute moment for barney - we see barney, who tries so hard to be detached, melt for a moment at the thought of being an uncle. it was probably my all-time favorite episode.

another favorite line... "hey robin, did you know that i am vomit-free since ninety-three?" not as sweet, though haha.
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