We all probably remember Reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are you today?
Reub.: You can't drink two jars of applesauce if you don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a fish can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think you are cute.
Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.
Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.
Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.
Reub.: Does neon spaghetti take a sandwich ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.
Reub.: Ugh, I've got more pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.
Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double date with you and your friend.
Reub.: You don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's chowder time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.
Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.
Reub.: There's my raspberry soccer ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!
Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are you today?
Reub.: You can't drink two jars of applesauce if you don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a fish can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think you are cute.
Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.
Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.
Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.
Reub.: Does neon spaghetti take a sandwich ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.
Reub.: Ugh, I've got more pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.
Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double date with you and your friend.
Reub.: You don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's chowder time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.
Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.
Reub.: There's my raspberry soccer ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!
Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.
by PftFan99
A Seddie Story...
Sam's POV
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I sling my suitcase onto my bed.
I know I swore to never go back.
But that was the past.
I'm fed up with the pain thats riling up inside of me.
If only I was the girl Freddie knelt down to that day.
I stuff all the clothes I owned in the suitcase.
I'm not really planning on coming back here.
Thats why I am packing everything I have, and leaving. This place, I don't own it.
So, all I have here, is food, and clothes.
And all this other crap...
I have finish packing. And as I look back toward my apartment,
I don't regret anything.
I drag my suitcase to the door, and look over to the table next to the door.
My knife.
Mustn't forget that, shall I?
I reach my hand over, and hold onto the knife with a strong grip.
I stuff it in one of the pockets on the side of my belt.
Goodbye Florida, Hello Seattle.