justin bieber.
justin bieber has swag.
you know what else has swag?
hot topic.
hot topic.
emos shop at hot topic.
emos.
emos have long hair.
hair.
hair rhymes with secretary of health education and welfare.
secretary.
secretaries work in an office.
office.
the tv show the office.
office has 6 letters.
justin also has 6 letters.
bieber also has 6 letters.
WHOA!
we just made 666
does this mean justin bieber is conspiring with the illuminati actors on the tv show the office to take over the world?
let's see
the office stars steve carell.
steve carell.
steve.
steve has 5 letters.
the office has 9 letters.
9-5 is 4.
four.
four has 4 letters.
4 divided by 4 is 1.
justin bieber has one haircut.
hair
dogs have hair.
dogs.
the shiba inu is a dog.
shiba inu is from japan
japan has eight regions.
regions has seven letters.
8+7=15.
fifteen rhymes with queen.
queen has five letters.
15 divided by 5 is 3.
the illuminati has three sides.

justin bieber is illuminati confirmed