(Zim, Dib, PM, Gaz, and Tak are tied up on stage in front of an audience. I am holding a microphone. Gir is beside me. They all wake up. The audience claps)

Me: Oh good, your awake.

Zim: Where are we?!

Dib: Remember? That creepy girl's game show.

Me: I'm not creepy! Now, the fans sent in some dares. I will read them aloud.

(I clear my throat. I take out take out flash cards)

Me: I dare Zim and Dib to kiss!

Dib: What?!

Zim: Never!

Me: You didn't let me finish. I dare them to kiss, and if they don't, they get sprayed with high pressure water guns.

Zim: Obey the cards Dib-Worm!

Dib: Even if we wanted to kiss, which we don't! How could we? We're tied up!

Me: Oh, I've got that covered.

(Big mechanical arms come out from two walls. They hold Zim and Dib in the air)

Dib: You've got to be kidding me.

"She's the only thing I could think about for the past 20 years… It's fascinating how a mere earthling can have this type of hold on me." ~ Zim

"I was afraid to admit to myself that I had fallen in love. But once I did, I knew I'd never regret it in a millions years." ~ Kit

"I love her to death but I just can't understand her sometimes." ~ Dib
"I always thought he was all I needed, so I can't understand why I feel like I need something more." ~ Jem

"It all started with "I love you." Some days I wish I could take it back, others I remember, it's the best thing I ever said." ~ Kikiam

"At first I thought she was just like the girl I first fell in love with. But as I spent more time with her, I discovered that she was even better than her."~ Zol
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In a dimly lit room we find Kit lying next to Vinci in bed. He glances towards Kit, that's all he needed to do to know something was wrong.

I walked through the Great Hall, staring at the several specimens locked in the containers, straining to survive. The Resisty were trying to rehabilitate the lost species killed by the Irken empire, but were failing miserably. My own civilization was dying off, due to a recent run in with them. It was a horrible war, but our people decided to join the Resisty rather than to fight them off. Why did they do it so late, though? I ran into someone while I was deep in thought. I looked down.
"Oh, hi, Lard Nar."
"Hello."
"Soo, how's it going?" I said slowly, obviously sensing the awkwardness in the air. Lard Nar growled.
"I did not come here to have a chummy conversation with you. I have come here to tell you that you've been assigned to a mission."
"A mission?!" I squeaked excitedly. He sighed.
"Yes," he said while rubbing his temples, obviously in a bad mood. "You've been assigned to go to Earth."
"Earth?" I complained. My antennas drooped. I did not want to go the same planet as the Irken Empire's biggest idiot, even if he is a help to our cause.