Dib is unusually sexy Oh I'm Eleanor, I liked Dib instantly. I love Dib. We met at Skool. We instantly clicked, love blossomed, and we kissed. <3 I LOVE YOU DIB< I HATE EVERYONE WHO HATES YOU!!!!!!!!
It all started out when i was sleeping then Gir came in and jumped on me sayin' "WAKE UP!!!!! WAKE UP MASTER!!!! WAKES UP!!!!!!" then i jumped up and yelled " GIR!!!!!!!!" then he said " yes?" WHY ON IRK DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" then he said "to wakes you ups!!" then i said " WELL DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!" then he said okay and left.
so yeah sorry it's SOOOOOOOOOOO little but i'm lazy right now and bored and i just had to do something! anywhos hope you Enjoyed this crappy little thing :D but it will have ALOT more next...
Hailey is an 15 year old irken that has fell in love wiith Zim she will do ANYTHING and i mean ANYTHING to git Zim. she want's to became a singer because she is really good at singing anywhos she is REALLY sweet but she ONLY trys to be bad when she is with Zim and also if someone is being mean to Zim she will kick there butt.
Hailey's SIR unit named Mir
Mir is crazy like Gir she likes Gir to she is well behaved when she is with Hailey but go's crazy when with Gir.
Gaz walked in to my room and scream for me to git up then i rose from my bed as i jumped i9 said "GAZ!!! WHY DID YOU JUSY HAVE TO DO THAT?!?!" then she hissed "BECAUSE!!!" i knew that was not good so i said sorry and then she walked out of my room.then i got ready for "Skool" i looked in the mirror and said "great.....just a nether day of being called Crazy,weird and bib headed then i said "i bet if i had one JUST ONE friend i would have a happy life" then i picked up my glass and put them on my face then left to go to skool. Gaz had to go git her teeth looked at today...
The Tallest: all right Hailey we have a SIR unit Hailey's pov:
named Mir for you....NOW YOU CAN LEAVE TO GO CHECK ON ZIM!!!!!!!
Hailey: uh okay......?
i then left i was really looking forward to seeing Zim....even tho he dosen't know me well...at lest he did.......
Mir: HAI!!!!!! YO MA MASTER?!?!?!
BECAUSE YOU PRETTY!!!!!! um.....wht dose being pretty have to do with me being your master? I DON'T KNOW! :D
It all started when I heard the tallest were planning Impending Doom 2. Since I played a somewhat important role in ID1 I knew it wouldn't be long before they asked for my help. It was just the end of my shift when Red called me over. I already knew what was coming and he knew about the whole situation about ID1, he also knew that having all that stress again might kill me. You see I basically planned the entire ID1 strategy and all that hard work, the months of planing, flushed down the drain after he decided to show up.
(The SIR unit's name was MIR but then I found out that was already taken so I changed it to SMIRK)
Invader Nya: A nine year old defective Irken. She is a really young invader because the Almighty Tallest wanted to send someone to ruin Zim's plan. But, this didn't work and Nya is now Zim's minion. She acts insane most of the time, loves earth food, and has a insane crush on Zim. She's one of his crazy fangirls but she doesn't know Zim refers to her as a pshyco most of the time. XD Her weaknesses are Water, Her sensitive antennae, and Boredom which makes her go even more insane. Her love...
"WE ARE APPROUCHING THE COORDINATES SCOODGE!!" "oh for heaven's sake how many times do i have to tell you i'm NOT scoodge!!" suddenly the whole ship started to spin, zimmy didn't know what to do, she didn't have her licences, so she did'nt know what to do besides fall and die. but she didn't know about the 'die' part. the only thing she could remember after falling in zims yard was telling the ship she wasn't scoodge. she was just uncontious, and asleep at the same time. "you's ok?" said gir. but zimmy just sat there uncontious, still," i goin' to get help so don't move!! yous hear that? DON'T...
"HEY ZIMMY!!!" yelled zimmys sister from the other side of the door."HA!! YOUR ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT ZIM! MAN SOMETIMES I THINK YOUR STARRING AT A PICTURE OF HIM WHEN YOUR IN YOUR ROOM YA KNOW!!" "OH SHUT UP LASA!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO-" "TO WHAT? SPEEK THE TRUTH?! YOU ALWAYS BOAST ABOUT 'OH I HEARD MY BOYFRIEND WAS SENT ON A SECRET MISSION! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!! YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE!!" "YOU GET A LIFE LASA!! AT LEAST I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!" "MAN IF YA LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHY DON'T YA GO LIVE WITH HIM ON HIS LITTLE 'SECRET PLANET'" and thats how the whole thing started. lets start at the begining...